How to get @JonT to send you prizes

JonT posted a pic said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 6:32pm ET

@sammydog01 has cracked the code!

If you want to get your prizes in a timely manner all you have to do is send a pre-addressed and stamped envelope (and some candy) to me.

I'm taking your envelope (with button and a few additional bonus prizes inside) to the post office right now!

Thanks for the candy, we ate it all already and it was really good!

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studerc said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 6:32pm ET:

The fuck? Really? Candy, that's it? ALL THIS TIME!

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- @studerc not just candy. It has a lot more to do with the pre-stamped and addressed envelope.
  
  JonT said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 6:33pm ET
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- @JonT Dude. Done. Fuckin done.
  
  studerc said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 6:49pm ET
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- @studerc Learn from this- send the biggest damn box you can find, and include a nice note saying "I hope this box is big enough to accomodate the goat prize you were sending."
  
  dashcloud said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 7:30pm ET
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- @dashcloud Yes, and attach 1 stamp to it.
  
  lichme said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- @dashcloud @studerc No you send a moving box intended for a, say TV or big screen and say you hope the box is big enough for that. Hey @jont if I send a box big enough for a 2011 Honda Element with low mileage and some brownies inside will I get a real life size working car back?
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:14am ET
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BillLehecka said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 8:02pm ET:

Hmmm... I have a very large box that I can throw in a return address label. Hmm.

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PurplePawprints said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 8:21pm ET:

Don't trust him @sammydog01! It's not the first time he's told someone the prize is in the mail. Also, I'd do this if I weren't already broke from spending all my husband's money here.

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- @PurplePawprints @sammydog01 actually purplepawprints is right. You might get a booby prize in that box - like more of the broken tv's smashed down to size to fit.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:15am ET
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Lotsofgoats said Thu, Apr 16th 2015 at 11:16pm ET:

that is some choice candy right there, too. sour and gummy and I'm all about it.

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- @Lotsofgoats it was really great but it didn't have that trademark Airheads texture. I have fond memories of them because they were the best candy my middle school offered at the weird student snack shack thing. I would always get the mystery flavor.
  
  Also, what's up with every candy being "XTREEEEEME!!!!!" now? The pop rocks we had were some kinda extreme too. It's just candy, how extreme can it be!?
  
  JonT said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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- @JonT The trick with airheads was to grab one side of the package and kinda flick your wrist for awhile so it turned into a weird bite-sized pillow thing. Mystery were the best though, closely followed by blue.
  
  Seeds said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 7:43am ET
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- @Pantheist Yesss, that was definitely a good way to eat them but I liked to savor them and bite off the tiniest pieces at a time to make it last.
  
  JonT said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 11:02am ET
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- @JonT I thought about doing that, but I never had the self control.
  
  Seeds said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 11:28am ET
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smilingjack said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:09am ET:

How do you put stamps on the envelope when you don't know how much the returning item will weigh?

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- @smilingjack You can get a pre-paid or sender pays return labels.
  
  dashcloud said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:13am ET
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- @smilingjack It's just a button, so I guessed.
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 6:38am ET
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- @sammydog01 I put more than just a button in there, so I hope you put enough!
  
  JonT said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 11:02am ET
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- @dashcloud USPS prepaid flat rate large box. I don't think they carry "metric ton" size any more. And I don't think "shit ton" was ever flat rate. so USPSFRLB is the way to go. for sure.
  
  v said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 7:17pm ET
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- @JonT I'll leave a dollar in the mailbox just in case there's postage due.
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 7:37pm ET
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lichme said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 12:13am ET:

@JonT still didn't announce prize winners for that Event, IIRC

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jimmyd103 said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 6:10am ET:

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sammydog01 said Fri, Apr 17th 2015 at 6:41am ET:

Yay! Thanks @JonT! I believe in you even if @PurplePawprints and @Kidsandliz are highly skeptical.

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sammydog01 said Fri, Apr 24th 2015 at 3:47pm ET:

@JonT came through with my prize!

He sent my button along with Mediocre socks, two chargers, and a cool knife/screwdriver/flashlight thing. Thanks!

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