How to get @JonT to send you prizes
18@sammydog01 has cracked the code!
If you want to get your prizes in a timely manner all you have to do is send a pre-addressed and stamped envelope (and some candy) to me.
I'm taking your envelope (with button and a few additional bonus prizes inside) to the post office right now!
Thanks for the candy, we ate it all already and it was really good!
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The fuck? Really? Candy, that's it? ALL THIS TIME!
@studerc not just candy. It has a lot more to do with the pre-stamped and addressed envelope.
@JonT Dude. Done. Fuckin done.
@studerc Learn from this- send the biggest damn box you can find, and include a nice note saying "I hope this box is big enough to accomodate the goat prize you were sending."
@dashcloud Yes, and attach 1 stamp to it.
@dashcloud @studerc No you send a moving box intended for a, say TV or big screen and say you hope the box is big enough for that. Hey @jont if I send a box big enough for a 2011 Honda Element with low mileage and some brownies inside will I get a real life size working car back?
Hmmm... I have a very large box that I can throw in a return address label. Hmm.
Don't trust him @sammydog01! It's not the first time he's told someone the prize is in the mail. Also, I'd do this if I weren't already broke from spending all my husband's money here.
@PurplePawprints @sammydog01 actually purplepawprints is right. You might get a booby prize in that box - like more of the broken tv's smashed down to size to fit.
that is some choice candy right there, too. sour and gummy and I'm all about it.
@Lotsofgoats it was really great but it didn't have that trademark Airheads texture. I have fond memories of them because they were the best candy my middle school offered at the weird student snack shack thing. I would always get the mystery flavor.
Also, what's up with every candy being "XTREEEEEME!!!!!" now? The pop rocks we had were some kinda extreme too. It's just candy, how extreme can it be!?
@JonT The trick with airheads was to grab one side of the package and kinda flick your wrist for awhile so it turned into a weird bite-sized pillow thing. Mystery were the best though, closely followed by blue.
@Pantheist Yesss, that was definitely a good way to eat them but I liked to savor them and bite off the tiniest pieces at a time to make it last.
@JonT I thought about doing that, but I never had the self control.
How do you put stamps on the envelope when you don't know how much the returning item will weigh?
@smilingjack You can get a pre-paid or sender pays return labels.
@smilingjack It's just a button, so I guessed.
@sammydog01 I put more than just a button in there, so I hope you put enough!
@dashcloud USPS prepaid flat rate large box. I don't think they carry "metric ton" size any more. And I don't think "shit ton" was ever flat rate. so USPSFRLB is the way to go. for sure.
@JonT I'll leave a dollar in the mailbox just in case there's postage due.
@JonT still didn't announce prize winners for that Event, IIRC
Yay! Thanks @JonT! I believe in you even if @PurplePawprints and @Kidsandliz are highly skeptical.
@JonT came through with my prize!

He sent my button along with Mediocre socks, two chargers, and a cool knife/screwdriver/flashlight thing. Thanks!