How Many Unsimply Stitched Socks Do You Own?


I am up to thirty-nine pair, which is starting to seem excessive (read: “ludicrous”) but I suspect I do not hold a candle to some of you.

  1. Why do you buy them?
    So I can play crazy old grandpa for my grandchildren.
    /giphy crazy old grandpa

  2. How often do you actually wear them?
    Unfortunately due to social distancing I see my grandchildren very rarely, so not often. Most have never been worn. They look cool in their gift boxes, though.

Your turn.