How the hell do you even measure an ear? Height? Circumference? Maybe by comparing it to a standard ear which resides under a cake glass somewhere in France? I must know!
Do your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your ears hang low?
Are your ears too big? Are they just the size for you? Do you like the ones you got, or want to trade them in for new? Are your ears any different than the ordinary two? Is there anything between them or can you look straight through?
You say aurally, I say orally
How the hell do you even measure an ear? Height? Circumference? Maybe by comparing it to a standard ear which resides under a cake glass somewhere in France? I must know!
@nogoodwithnames Fill it with syrup and then measure the amount of syrup that you can get back out? (This is not an official recommendation.)
Height right ear:
Left ear is slightly larger.
My favorite thing about this poll is learning the word otic.
Do your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your ears hang low?
Are your ears too big? Are they just the size for you? Do you like the ones you got, or want to trade them in for new? Are your ears any different than the ordinary two? Is there anything between them or can you look straight through?
I ordered two sets & I don’t grow any hair at all! Dammit!!