How is this even possible.

moonhat thought this was worth mentioning said

I’m excited that my Mediocritee is on its way! But I see this shipping status that makes no sense. It’s 5:26pm PST today when I’m reading this, and this is saying that it was picked up and processed in Everett at 11:15pm EST today, which is… 8:15pm PST.
I admit I’m pretty bad at math but, hello?
Someone tell me what I’m missing here.