I feed them and take 'em out for walks at least twice a day.
@Rueki Pierce Brosnan over here.
I just keep turning the channel
@awk ps; kill 1;
I leave them in the trunk until they ar…oh wait. You said demons not dead hookers.
Drink with them
Consume them. Oh, you meant demons, not spirits.
I just show them how totally wild, Crazy & Nutts I really as… they get so scared they start running away as fast as they can.
Good opportunity to
Stab you in the back
Our demons return
Maybe they are visiting
With their friend Haiku
I sold them on eBay.
I make my demons uncomfortable
I make sure they get plenty of exorcize.
All of the above. Hulk Smash!
/youtube Can’t Run From Yourself Tanya Tucker
Yelling at a flower pot and shitting my pants, mostly.
/image Dodge Demon
@narfcake I like that you can just see daylight under that front tire.
@narfcake Both front tires.
@gjrupert @narfcake I like that the curb is missing behind the passenger side rear tire.
@PocketBrain @gjrupert 840 HP and 770 lb./ft. of torque (on race gas) will do that.
@Kidsandliz It’s on a drag strip, so no curbs on the track at all.
Invite them in. Might as well get comfortable.
One doesn’t have to deal with what one doesn’t have. Life has been good.
Demons run from me. I haunt their dreams.
I grab 'em by the horns and make them my bitch…then take them out for coffee
@mistydjohnson And then you follow up with some tasteful texts that bloom into another date, right?
Feed them? Make them comfortable, ease them into reality with facts and analysis. Eventually they stop being demons.