@macromeh About a decade ago a friend of mine gave me some herbal cleanse stuff and it had me pooping like 3-4 times a day so I can only imagine what a colonoscopy prep is like.
(And fortunately my friend and I learned how bogus the supplement market can be so we avoid cleanses and all that nonsense nowadays)
@werehatrack@xobzoo Just triggered a memory from high school when a guy I worked with had the bright idea to take pine needles and wrap them in printer paper and tried to smoke it like a faux joint.
He got a massive migraine and to my knowledge never did that again.
Pressure washer.
@yakkoTDI Anything at all left after that?
No. Somethings the internet just doesn’t need to know. So no, not today satan.
/showme a real rough number 2
@awk Bots are so literal…kinda sweet & childlike.
(I hope they remember this when they take over. 
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@awk @ircon96
OR when they drive our cars.
@awk Personally I’d use sandpaper for that… but I don’t have to worry as neither my street address nor my apartment number have number 2 in them.
@ircon96 yeah, my first thought was just to say “make it so number two!” And glare at him expectantly.
@OnionSoup
Fly Delta Airlines.
@hchavers Let it flow. Down the aisle, as the case may be.
Sure sounds like they’re in for a “rough” stay…
In the old days I’d use an entire roll of TP, flush four times, get a rashy butt, get frustrated, and then take a shower haha.
Now that I’ve seen the light my bidet makes quick work of even a bad #2. So much saved time, TP, water, sanity.
New meds, so this is fresh…
Lots of weeping, praying, and empty promises to myself.
When I was prepping for my colonoscopy, I think I did a number 4.
@macromeh About a decade ago a friend of mine gave me some herbal cleanse stuff and it had me pooping like 3-4 times a day so I can only imagine what a colonoscopy prep is like.
(And fortunately my friend and I learned how bogus the supplement market can be so we avoid cleanses and all that nonsense nowadays)
Sometimes you have to turn that plane around! Sorry
Since Sears quit sending out their catalog, I’ve had to start buying TP. It costs more.
@xobzoo It costs more, and I’m told that it makes terrible rolling paper.
@werehatrack @xobzoo Just triggered a memory from high school when a guy I worked with had the bright idea to take pine needles and wrap them in printer paper and tried to smoke it like a faux joint.
He got a massive migraine and to my knowledge never did that again.
@heartny LMAO! I want some, that would be a great co-branding experience! Only if it’s Nacho Cheese though
If it’s more like a 2 and a half, I just round it up to 3.
Rough 3