Just had a brain storm for meh . . . every month going forward, increase the price of VMP status. So those who missed the Feb cutoff can sign on for $6/month in March, $7/month in April and so on.
@mikibell It’s NOT fucking legal for the police to hinder her in any way unless she’s actually impeding their official duties. Lots of LEOs still think they can do as they wish about this, but there’s actually a SCOTUS decision making it very clear that filming and/or recording LEOs in the course of their police duties is entirely First Amendment protected. I personally wouldn’t want it to get far enough for someone to put hands on me unless someone else was recording both me and the LEO, but big fat law suits and big fat financial awards have tended to make most police officers stand back. It helps, of course, to be old, white, and female.
@dyhorse yup. It’s a good scam though. I haven’t bought anything since the end of January, but I haven’t canceled because I’m afraid of eventually regretting it. details here
@capguncowboy I should be the (ass) hole, you are still the “butt”. Which leaves the job of “crack” still open. Since @carl669 hasn’t been around for awhile we might as well give it to him.
You don’t.
Time Machine. The catch is you can’t buy one without VMP status.
@huja But then you can go back in time to get socks.
Just had a brain storm for meh . . . every month going forward, increase the price of VMP status. So those who missed the Feb cutoff can sign on for $6/month in March, $7/month in April and so on.
@huja next comes VMP Insurance, for coverage in case something should happen to your vmp status. Premiums are affordable right now, only $100/year.
/giphy shame if something happened
@djslack huh… I don’t think that is legal (depending on the state)… and why fight with a man with a BIG gun??
@mikibell I don’t think protection rackets are legal in any state… maybe New Jersey?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@djslack I meant the cop taking the camera… we have a law recently passed that we can record incidents as well as expect to be recorded.
But yeah, probably in NJ…
@mikibell It’s NOT fucking legal for the police to hinder her in any way unless she’s actually impeding their official duties. Lots of LEOs still think they can do as they wish about this, but there’s actually a SCOTUS decision making it very clear that filming and/or recording LEOs in the course of their police duties is entirely First Amendment protected. I personally wouldn’t want it to get far enough for someone to put hands on me unless someone else was recording both me and the LEO, but big fat law suits and big fat financial awards have tended to make most police officers stand back. It helps, of course, to be old, white, and female.
That sucks!
@dyhorse yup. It’s a good scam though. I haven’t bought anything since the end of January, but I haven’t canceled because I’m afraid of eventually regretting it. details here
@Pantheist Meh.One way or the other…
/image haha
@ACraigL I usually try to be empathetic with my fellow beings. But this just struck a humorous note today.
@ACraigL Wow, I did not expect this from you…hehe
Piss, whine and moan. Usually that’ll work.
@cranky1950
So… Sending bottles of bodily fluids to Meh will help?
That seems to be the implication…
@shruggie You could try that.
@cranky1950 You’re cranky.
You could try begging @hollibol and @woodhouse and @galmagei or even @snapster.
@CaptAmehrican
@hollboll may have some advice.
@shruggie typo opps i am not sure i spelled any of the names correctly
@CaptAmehrican
@galmaegi is used typos.
Did you confuse @Dave with @Snapster?
@shruggie @galmaegi probably spelled it “hard” on purpose to keep from being called LOL
@Kidsandliz
Either that or @galmaegi likes seagulls.
click there, fill out form, cross fingers, then once it is reinstated…
I have it, hardly ever use it.
I just lost my Contigos though…
@amillar7 well just incase you don’t know:
https://mediocre.com/forum/topics/last-chance-to-join-vmp-is-closed-to-new-members-after-this-month
Welcome to the n o r m a l club friend
@legendornothing
I belong to the Club-The-Normals Tribe.
@f00l look at him, all above average… he will never be very mediocre like us.
@thismyusername
@thisnotmyusermane
@thisisnotmymaneuser
Rumor has it surviving VMP members will automatically be granted membership into the upcoming newfangled mediocre membership programs.
Unfortunately, you lost your VMP status. Bummer.
You could think of it like blowing a really long meh-click streak. But chill out - life will (eventually, painfully) return to normal.
@RedOak I’m still waiting on theVMP secret hand shake and greeting.
/giphy smallest violin
@capguncowboy You are being a real butt today. Are you channeling @mfladd?
@Barney
@capguncowboy is the butt.
@mfladd is the crack.
@capguncowboy is the butt, @mfladd is the crack, but who is the hole !?
I’m wrapping up a week on a new schedule. Just crabby from lack of sleep, I guess.
@capguncowboy
I’m willing to promote you to 'hole.
You seem to be up to the job.
@Barney
@capguncowboy I should be the (ass) hole, you are still the “butt”. Which leaves the job of “crack” still open. Since @carl669 hasn’t been around for awhile we might as well give it to him.
@mfladd
You can’t handle the 'hole.
Better stick with crack, that seems to come naturally, so to speak.
/giphy crack
