Hi EveryOne

adewale thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:34pm ET

Hi there, My Name Is Adewale! Internet Marketer & Online Entrepreneur, A fervid And Easy Going Blogger At 70mack

I Have Passion Specially Concerning Things That Concern Technology! You Can Call Me A Tech Geek....

Likes Researching And Sharing What Have Got There By Helping With The Little That I Can.

Thats All For Now! If You Want More Info Guess You're Gonna Have To Ask Me Personally.

Thanks For Stopping By And Am On Facebook.

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DaveInSoCal said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:38pm ET:

@adewale You forgot to capitalize "there" and "fervid." Also, your capital letters are annoying. I will forgive you if you rewrite the nonsense above in mad ape den.

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- @DaveInSoCal Amen
  
  AnnaB said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 8:59pm ET
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mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:39pm ET:

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lisaviolet said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:40pm ET:

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studerc said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:41pm ET:

Oh my gosh, I have a good feeling about this thread!

Greetings, Adewale! I, uhhhh, I want more info!!!!!

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- @adewale, @studerc is the guy you want to impress. He can also help you with your marketing. His prose is very expressive.
  
  DaveInSoCal said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:43pm ET
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Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:45pm ET:

@adewale Do you like purple?

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- @Barney I like purple. I don't care if @adewale does.
  
  heartny said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:03am ET
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KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:46pm ET:

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- @jaremelz I appreciate the relative subtlety. A LOT.
  
  joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:02pm ET
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- @joelmw I sure hope our new friend appreciates it as well!
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:21pm ET
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- @jaremelz - Saw the show when it came to town. So much fun!
  
  kdemo said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:13pm ET
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- @jaremelz @KDemo I saw it in London but it was disappointing. A lot of that may have had to do with the actors seeming to just be phoning it in, though.
  
  jqubed said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:57am ET
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KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:47pm ET:

Hi, Adewale! I am a knitter, spinner of yarns. I like long walks on the beach and puppy kisses.
I only have a 69Mack, but maybe we can still get along ;)

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- @jaremelz Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:53pm ET
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- @Barney Sorry. I couldn't resist. (but he is in PURPLE)
  
  mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:57pm ET
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- @Barney midnight is a very good time to be alive.
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:59pm ET
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- @jaremelz @mfladd My great great grandmother used to tell me about watching this show. :)
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:07pm ET
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- @Barney Ouch! (leaving a purplish bruise)
  
  mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:15pm ET
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- @mfladd Nah, I was only teasing. She was my great grandmother.
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:20pm ET
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- @Barney I wonder if he still has the underwear she threw onstage
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:28pm ET
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- @jaremelz Yep, that looks like Gramma's.
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:48pm ET
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ACraigL said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:48pm ET:

I like the cut of your jib. Please go on.

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JonT said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:56pm ET:

Since everyone was friendly enough while engaging…

I did remove the link though.

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- @JonT we are usually nice - mostly.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 5:58pm ET
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- @JonT New contest! Whomever rewrites his post in the best Mad Ape Den form wins!
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:01pm ET
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- @JonT We are a very friendly, engaging group.
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:02pm ET
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- @JonT I wondered where that was.
  
  joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:03pm ET
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- @mfladd @Barney Speak for yourselves; I'm often a complete asshole. Though I do like to think that I'm a friendly, engaging asshole. I like to think that; it's probably not true.
  
  joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:04pm ET
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- @joelmw And I like you!
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:05pm ET
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- @joelmw asshole? good try. You are likable, bitch!
  
  mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:11pm ET
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- @JonT Spammers make it very, very hard to be nice.
  
  Starblind said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:15pm ET
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- @Starblind how is someone both fervid and Easy Going About Blogging?
  
  JonT said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:21pm ET
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- @JonT Maybe he only gets fervid about it when very very drunk. After one of those little 4-packs of E&J Gallo he scarpers off back home to update Wordpress to the latest version.
  
  Starblind said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:46pm ET
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joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:21pm ET:

Greetings, Adewale! Internet Marketer,

Blessings upon you, dear one, in the name of our Lord. I have urgent matter to bring to your most kind attention.

My feeling is strong that your character is surpassing and most excellent based on this gentle correspondence. Please, I need your help and you will be greatly rewarded.

My father and former Duke of Yourfatass has most recently passed and there awaits me 16 quizillion quatloos, held now and awaiting your help to retrieve.

These funds are much needed for my holy ministry in the consumption of daily deals, in the service of our Lord. Amehn.

Be kind as to please send me bank account and passcode, that we send you 16 quizillion quatloos. And you keep 1 quizilion for your trouble. Assure that $5,000 American dollars (more is fine, really) are present in account.

Yours ever so truly,
Irk, newly Duke of Yourfatass

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- Oh my! @joelmw, your's is the most expressive prose I've laid eyes upon since @studerc 's expressive prose earlier up the page!
  I love how bad spam brings out the prosemasters in here!
  My Heroes!!
  
  pepsiwine said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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adewale said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:33pm ET:

tha..... why All this,,,, Admin ,My Link 70mack

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- @adewale
  
  We all desperately want to learn more. I for one am upset as you did not answer back after I was most excited to learn more about you and your endeavors. Please give me more information so that my brain can be happy.
  
  Now please,,,,info..yes? Thanks.
  
  studerc said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:38pm ET
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- @adewale Ok, it's not quite as amusing the second time.
  
  Starblind said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:40pm ET
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- @adewale I think mediocre charges $10,000 per link if you're promoting a personal business on their site. @JonT removed yours because, I assume, you don't have a credit card on file. Simply post your credit card number here in the forum (don't forget to include the expiration date, security code, and your full name) and he'll get it all sorted out.
  
  DaveInSoCal said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:50pm ET
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- @adewale i most desperately need info...hurry,,,no time..they are coming.
  
  studerc said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:50pm ET
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- @adewale But we thought you loved us. Sniff. What about all your promises @adewale ? WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROMISES.
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:53pm ET
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- @adewale Let me be serious for just a moment, dear. We're here to spend money on daily deals. It's nothing more complicated than that. Oh, and to hang out and talk about any number of things. The latter we do freely and for free. We recognize that the only commerce done here should be handled by the professionals at Mediocre Labs, whose space they're lending us, yaknow, because they're cool and they like for us to buy their cheap crap.
  
  If none of that interests you, feel free to get the fuck out.
  
  It's not that were not entrepreneurial, not interested in making money, not clever enough; it's just that we know it's a real dick move to 1) try to hijack someone else's ecommerce site with your lameass imitation of commerce and 2) come into a place where folks are chatting about troll puppets and music and shit and say HEY LOOK AT ME. I HAVE A WEB SITE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOU. BUT I WANT YOUR CLICKS AND I WANT YOUR MONEY.
  
  Did I mention, Get the fuck out?
  
  In the name of the Octopus, the Irk and the Sock Puppet Snake . . .
  
  http://darkroom.shortlist.com/980/caeb4d7f4f142bdb3fd4db97dd5b7d4d:597a1b823973d499a47060b7a823e941/ssy97482.jpg
  
  joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 7:13pm ET
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- @joelmw "In the name of the Octopus, the Irk and the Sock Puppet Snake . . ." ® (Yeah, that's my favorite part.)
  
  joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 7:17pm ET
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- @joelmw You left out that some are here to bitch about why they aren't buying daily deals. We can't leave poor @adewale without full disclosure. We owe him that much.
  
  Hahaha...No we don't. Fuck him.
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 7:20pm ET
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- @joelmw I am hoping you can come up with a limerick for this thread - yes?
  
  mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 7:37pm ET
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- @mfladd Ooh. I'm on the move, but I shall give it some thought. You know all I need is a bad excuse. I'm pissed at myself because I did one of those, "wait, this picture is better" and it posts and doesn't show but the edit window is closed (which is why I reposted the picture on the next comment). I know @JonT could fix it, but it doesn't seem worthy, so I will bear my shame.
  
  joelmw said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 7:41pm ET
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- @adewale Sadly, your site & IP were not on any blacklist/spam list that I could find- you should fix that right away!
  
  dashcloud said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:01pm ET
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- @joelmw I hate it when that happens.
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:10pm ET
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- @joelmw My fingers smell like unbaked meatloaf....just sayin'.
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:11pm ET
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- @adewale
  No how many times you post it, it's still spam.
  
  lisaviolet said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:13pm ET
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- @adewale Yes, please ask the admin for help after they removed your first spam link. It'll go well.
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 11:38pm ET
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mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:45pm ET:

Yes, I am starring this thread because you people are too funny.

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DaveInSoCal said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 6:59pm ET:

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editorkid said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 7:35pm ET:

@adewale, have you met @poppiart? He has 30,000 speaker docks he needs to get rid of. I see a marriage here. Perhaps arranged.

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KittySprinkles said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:00pm ET:

Twas a fine day in mid-July,
When @adewale wandered by
He came a'pimpin 70Mack,
At the site built on @snapsters back
But lo, what thing do you hear?
A flock of Mehtizens, his name
will smear
They tried to be pleasant,
and greet him so warmly
But he whined, "WHY ME LORD?",
I'm just peddling poorly
Alas, his time, it was short here, we found
But thanks to @JonT, joyous comments abound

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Starblind said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:04pm ET:

@joelmw I did a limerick, but totally do more because funny.

"Curses!", the poor spammer wept,
"My techniques were found quite inept!"
His sales pitch (which sucks)
Didn't bring in the bucks
So back to McDonalds he schlepped!

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- @Starblind ROCK SOLID!!
  
  curtise said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:27am ET
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lisaviolet said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:09pm ET:

Dear @adewale,

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- @lisaviolet I remember this from wOOt days. Love it.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 8:35pm ET
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thismyusername said Mon, Jul 13th 2015 at 11:44pm ET:

So as far as I can tell, we are in great company... this spambot only hit meh, some religious discussion board, and a recovery (drugs, alcohol) discussion board...

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- @thismyusername Well, we are addicts and zealots... (BTW - they hit mediocre earlier today, but it got zapped after I posted a can of spam on it)
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:02am ET
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- @thismyusername This. This is what made my night. We are in excellent company, friends.
  
  bakeyoural said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:10am ET
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bakeyoural said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:28am ET:

@adewale Thank you for stopping by but um....

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mehbee said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 12:42am ET:

I should never read y'all's comments at night. I'm an East Coaster(not one of the whiney ones) and I should be sleeping, not laughing my head off and disturbing my dogs. Too funny. Crap, should I have capitalized most of these words?

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joelmw said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 11:01am ET:

Add a Wally
"Hi Everyone! Adewale!
I'm Laid Back and I'm Fervid, Oh Golly!
You Can Call Me 'Tech Geek,'
'Cause I've Got What You Seek;
Just Stop By And Ask Me Personally!"

My thought is to create a limerick based on each of a variety of pronunciations of "Adewale." This is all I could crap out this morning. I'm not pleased with it, but I thought I should swallow my pride and show up. More laters, you beautiful mediocre people.

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joelmw said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 11:20am ET:

Add a Whale
Here's a tale of our friend, Adewale.
He's a blogger with hopes for a sale.
Came and tossed us a pitch
Like a whiney-ass bitch,
With a spam and a bam and a fail.

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- @joelmw I knew you would take up the challenge - well done :)
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 11:32am ET
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joelmw said Tue, Jul 14th 2015 at 11:36am ET:

A Duh Wally
May it please you to meet Adewale,
Who mistakenly tried to cold call me
"I Have Passion, But Little!"
Thus he cried through his spittle.
Shit like that won't get you your Denali.

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connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 2:45pm ET:

He goes by the name wall aye
He comes here to spam all day
Call him a tech geek
Ask him to internet freak
All said and done it surely won't pay

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- @joelmw another pronunciation.
  
  connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:16pm ET
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- @connorbush calm down boy.
  
  connerbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:52pm ET
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connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 5:58pm ET:

@adewale Is your mix-tape straight fire?

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- @adewale Can I send you my mix-tape for your blog? Trust cuz, it is straight-fire.
  
  connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:18pm ET
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- @adewale , wanna hear my mix-tape?
  
  connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:19pm ET
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connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:45pm ET:

@adewale .... have you had a chance to peep my mix-tape? what do you think? I really look up to you. please listen to my mix-tape. Should I send you another? Thanks for checking out my mix-tape.

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connerbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:52pm ET:

@adewale forget @connorbush 's mix tape. It is weak. Sap a sample of my mix-tape it is literally-straight-fire.

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- @connerbush rude.
  
  connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 7:10pm ET
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connerbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 6:54pm ET:

Story of AdeWAle
His name makes the ladies wail
The sight of him makes knees *frail
So suave and so smooth
His vocals, they can soothe
Thus is the tale of ade-wale

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- @connerbush Okay, this was a decent limerick .... I still hate you.
  
  connorbush said Wed, Jul 15th 2015 at 7:10pm ET
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