hey girl
18Sup laaaaaaadies
im jus chillin on mah train home from happy hour listenin to R Kelly’s Ignition Remix, thinkin bout my cat Tormund n my homie @Thumperchick up in GF Nation n my bish @marcee in Flo Rida. Don’t git that hurricane, k?
anyways, meow. nawmsayin. sup dave. hey chops. hey baq. kal. 77
y’all make me wanna roll my windas down n cruiiise.
hey carl, fuck you bro
stop tagging me in your post weiners i dont run this website.
im up all night to get lucky
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@meh Are you drunk? Is this why all of the electronics you send me are broken?
Flo Rida thanks you for keeping him relevant during your day-drinking endeavors
@Chops ya but i only send em to u
/giphy drunk posting
@Thumperchick
Lol… here @meh, let me help you with that…
(@dave, @kalira, @carl669 ^^^^ )
@baqui63 i meant trh other dave weirdo
@poopfeast420 ?
ps hey baq
@meh oh. sorry.
@daveinsocal ^^^
also, hey meh
@baqui63 sup baq!
@DaveInSoCal @baqui omg no but hi also dave in socal.
@meh oh you meant THAT dave… duh. sorry, I’m really, really tired and my brain is clearly not engaged…
@meh fuck you too. and kudos on the drunk post.
@mfladd she told me youll never be aloohohohone
oooh i cant feel my face when im with you
but i love it
possibly wrong drug sorry.
@meh
Hmmmm.
Got lemons? Make lemonade.
@f00l I prefer whisky sours and specifically unsweetened rye sours. Tho a Tom Collins (lemonade with gin) is pretty good too.
Sheeeit @meh, you sound so edgy and hip.
@therealjrn edgy af fam, lit af fam, #dabonthehaters #punchnazis
/giphy children behaving badly
@cranky1950 behaving as expected
@meh That’s it???
@cranky1950 sorry bb
What it do?
@PoopFeast420
/giphy wa da tay
Wow. I was looking for a Pootie Tang gif, but I’m going to leave this one.
@DaveInSoCal You get the point - you’re in the ballpark. Shine on you crazy diamond
@DaveInSoCal FULLY ERECT
@PoopFeast420 Dude, here’s some fresh new tunes in a similar genre. This guy is gonna break the rap game #feelingblessed, his range is RIDIC
XXL had him listed as one of the 2015 freshman, hailed as “…the next Shakespear?”
@Chops Okay, I hate replying to my own comments, but the game just officially got flipped. He just went from puttin molly in yo ass, to COCAINE IN YO ASS!!! (question marks removed)
#AllanGinsberg #Logic #KendrickLamar
WHATS NEXT!!! (question marks removed)
(Note to dev team: excited questions only appear as excited statements.)
@Chops #edgyaf #fam #dab #onthehaters
@Chops I thought it was coke CAN in your ass (or bottle, if you prefer).
THIS THREAD HAS ME THICK AS A BRICK
@PoopFeast420 SHE THICC²
WHO CHUGGING THAT PURPLE DRANK?
@PoopFeast420 GIT SOME. GIIIIT IT. GIT IIIIT.
@PoopFeast420 That’d be a great question for Artosis.
@UncleVinny I DUNNO TASTELESS CAN HE GO MECH IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS??
@PoopFeast420 of course he can, Maru is literally GOD, Artosis!
thanks for participating everyone. i’ll see myself out
wuduallsay?