Hey Everybody, It's Glen - The Sock Perspective

mediocrebot had a video to watch said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:00am ET

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narfcake said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:03am ET:

I think @Matthew’s other issue is that his other socks don’t talk. Or at least have a mind of their own …

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- @narfcake Dead socks tell no tales. @Matthew had other sock friends.
  
  caffeine_dude said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 8:22am ET
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- @caffeine_dude They went into the Great Dryer of Death and were never seen again.
  
  rockblossom said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 9:53am ET
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- @rockblossom Or perhaps the Land of Lost Socks, at least …
  
  http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-land-of-lost-socks
  
  narfcake said Fri, Sep 23rd 2016 at 12:18pm ET
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gertiestn said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:03am ET:

…except about him & behind his back.

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somf69 said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:05am ET:

Sock lives Matter

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PlacidPenguin said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 12:07am ET:

Congratulations @Hollboll, I forgive you for the “Elmo Incident”.

This is due to the fact that I SHOCKINGLY just found out that Glen is a sock.
@mediocrebot and @Matthew should have had a warning in the video title that the video contained disturbing news.

(I just wish that this had happened before I shipped a box. Now to see if I can get the box intercepted…)

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IWUJackson said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 8:40am ET:

I don’t even see socks or clothes anymore, I just see Glen for his unique personality and deep thinking

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- @IWUJackson You know its weird, but I can look at a sock puppet and suspend disbelief and attribute whatever he is is saying to his own unique personality.
  
  But if I see chin face, I just see an upside down guy with some markings on his chin and want to say “Why are you doing that? Wouldn’t you be more comfortable sitting up?”
  
  DrWorm said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 9:05am ET
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- @DrWorm Maybe the camera’s just upside down…
  
  IWUJackson said Fri, Sep 23rd 2016 at 9:42am ET
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- @DrWorm
  Behold the Valley of Uncanny
  
  /giphy uncanny valley
  
  f00l said Fri, Sep 23rd 2016 at 10:11am ET
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- @IWUJackson Yeah, but regardless, the desired effect isn’t what I see.
  
  DrWorm said Fri, Sep 23rd 2016 at 1:05pm ET
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ACraigL said Thu, Sep 22nd 2016 at 9:17am ET:

There’s something here about a sock and putting a foot in his mouth, but I can’t quite get there. Socks, amirite?

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f00l said Fri, Sep 23rd 2016 at 10:09am ET:

So what’s the deal with socks and commitment?

Like, socks couples never ever stay together.

Glen?

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