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I have no idea why Iām here. But Iām here.
@abennett me too
@abennett Same. Oh, Iām probably not supposed to say that.
@abennett saaaaame lol
@abennett this is how we start every company meeting
@abennett new website, who dis?
@abennett @snapster We work here now? Easiest application process ever.
@abennett pasta beckons us all
@abennett Iāve been here for every other one so why not this one although the purpose goes right pasta meā¦
@abennett me 27
Iām thrilled
Iām about to drop some pasta
@dmod that sounds like a medical problem to meā¦
Maybe a consult with a GI would be in order.
BTW - the font seems soā¦sophisticated. I feel very special being here.
This confuses me, but color me interested.
What kind of madness is this!?
Pasta? Drop? Iām intrigued.
/giphy interesting
@jsh139 Not as much as if it were salsa.
Hello all, why the blankity blank am I here
sounds fake to meā¦ IMPASTA!
Iām here for the pasta.
Pasta?
PASTA???
Itās pasta my bedtime
I love pasta, and dropping it is new so what can I say? bring it on!
Where is the 64 pasta bracket to determine the best type of pasta?
@Zeusandhera This is the real content we need to see. I may create a FB bracket just because of this post
Hello! This sounds amazing - I would love to drop some pasta on people!
Not sure what to do with this but I love me some pasta. I hope the quality and/or price is similar to the grocery store and save me a trip. Just gotta plan better so the snails at SmartPost donāt disappoint me
I like pasta. My friends like pasta. Does ramen
count as pasta?
@PolloLoco Letās hope so!
So weāre dropping pasta now huh? Neat.
Leave the pastaā¦ take the cannoli.
Will PastaDropās āsend to a friendā abilities be added to casemates or other mercatalyst sites?
but iām anti-pasto!
@carl669 the pun support group is starting up next month and will be spun off of meh.
@carl669 okay I fixed it
@llangley nope. still anti-pasto
@carl669 after further review it appears there are some good and bad pasto (the rap I sampled was terrible
).
I acquiesce to the awesome fucking greatness that is you!
Is this a support group for people who dropped their pasta? ā¦because I dropped my pasta.
Howdy everyone!
I guess this one must have stuck to the wall.
/giphy oh hai
Where am I???
This seems fusilli if you ask me.
This is probably my favorite COVID product launch yet - including the one I am spearheading at my own job. Awesome.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot guess the bot is here, also. Better get some good āpastaā responses together ā¦
A penne for your thoughts octopus Snapster man
@ELUNO reminds me of a thought: if Iāll give you a penny for your thoughts, why do you keep putting your two cents in?
Yay, itās fixed!
@lichme hey! Itās a pastafarian! Go Flying Spaghetti Monster! Forever and ever, ra-men.
Iām just hoping for Keto Pasta, so I can eat something other than keto shakes for the first time in a month
@Zelucifer is your shake even keto? Why do you only have shakes? no protein? nuts? make a pesto. add chicken, cream, and feta. bake. simple. sheesh.
@Zelucifer Shirataki? Konjac based pseudopasta? They make it but its not really pasta like, but a little better than nothing.
@spl152db Iām drinking roughly 4 shakes a day, 1.5 grams of net carbs in each. Itās a combination of laziness and portion control. I did the same thing for 3 months starting around November, lost 25-30 pounds. I figure with this quarantine, itās easier than shopping every few days, and Iāll lose the last bit of weight that didnāt come off last time. The pasta part was mostly a joke (although if they sell decent Keto Pasta Iāll definitely try it!).
@Zelucifer zoooooooooodles. better than a sharp stick in the eye
This might explain the shear amount of twenty pound pastas that have been for sale lately. Iām just thinking about whether I would have supported this as a Mediocre Kickstarter. Oh who am i kidding. Of course I would have.
/giphy Pasta Drop
Donāt fill up on soup and bread, hold out for the pasta!!!
@lutopia and salad!
Can I drop pasta on someone? Is it still hot and cooked? Yummy.
What is this? Why am I here? What is happening?
The PastaDrop FAQ is funny
pasta spelled backwards is atsap
Oh, weāre dropping pasta now, huh? Better get ready to start flinging some linguini
I came. I saw. Iām a little confused.
@kweikman veni vidi ziti
I donāt know what this is, but here I am.
I assume the pasta will be delivered by drone
@vudean of course it may climb uncontrollably out of sight never to be seen again.
@Stumpy91 @vudean that would be a pasta ascend, not drop.
/giphy pasta
Wow pasta cool!
Can we get some gluten free pasta please? If the price is right, I would buy a ton of it.
@cengland0 Two GF pasta wishes managed to find each other in this whole mess of comments. The neighboring comments are unlikely enough to almost to give me hope that we really could get some gluten free pastas.
@christinewas Iām celiac so gluten free is a must for me and not just a fad diet. This is the brand I currently get and it is delicious.
@cengland0 This is what we usually get, as well. I like the fact that it isnāt pure mush when you cook it. (Iām also celiac afflicted.) Weāve experimented with a few that are high in protein and are decent (Banza, Capelloās). But Barilla makes me feel like Iām eating normal food.
@christinewas Know what you mean by mush. Thatās what I get with other brands as well especially those that are made of nothing else but corn or brown rice. The Barilla brand has a good ratio between the two.
@cengland0 Sounds like a good idea to this celiac.
@cengland0 @christinewas I should have known Iād see two of my favorite troublemakers here. Celiacs unite!
I came in here only to say what yāall already said.
/giphy go team
@cengland0 Actually, weāve mostly replaced all bread and pasta products with veggies. Itās gotten to the point that I almost prefer it (and Iām certainly used to it), especially since too many gluten-free substitutes are either mad expensive or taste like dirtāsometimes both.
But I could stand some good old fashioned (but gluten-free) spaghetti.
@joelmw Iām already vegetarian so canāt really substitute my gluten-free pasta with more vegetables. Besides, pasta (with red sauce) is one of my favorite foods so wouldnāt want to substitute it.
Before gluten-free foods were a fad, I had to use regular white rice to put the pasta sauce on it. Not quite the same as real noodles that are available. Iām glad that some people think gluten is bad for them so companies are making gluten-free products for that demographic and I benefit from it because I really do need to stay away from it as do all celiacs.
@cengland0 @joelmw Did you notice how the first pasta drop specifically mentioned the fact that it wasnāt gluten free? It made me more hopeful about GF drops in the future. I know a site called pastadrop probably wonāt be a place for me to fully engage in the experience. Butā¦ Iām going to keep dreaming.
@christinewas Actually did notice that. Was glad to see that and it gives me hope for the future.
Do you have gluten free pasta? Because I only eat gluten free. (Okay, okay, I have a child who is allergic to wheat, so I do have a need for it)
@MrsBeckett Im gluten free too and posted an image to my preferred brand one message above. I hope pastadrop does begin selling a competitive product at a competitive price.
Lot of fake macaroni sites out there, beware of im-pastas
I hope it doesnāt get stuck in a month-long delivery loop like my last pasta.
@jml326 Iām just seeing that my K does not follow me here to this page.
@jml326 Kickstarter icons display on the sites you kick-started.
@RiotDemon
/giphy I want it all
i am very excited about some pasta.
Is this keto?
Iām glad to see Mercatalyst has not lost its spirit of conducting experiments in ecommerce, even if the company might have a different slogan now. Hereās hoping something thatās at least interesting or fun, and hopefully useful, comes out of PastaDrop.
The damned Pastafarians have taken it too far this time.
I find this most appropriate.
Also, will there be an API?
@ProfessorPasta Appetizing Pasta Ingestion?
@klezman I approve this rename.
@klezman @ProfessorPasta I 1st read that as āAmazing Pasted Indigestionā & then thought that was the pilot order code.ā¦
You had me at pasta!
Love this conceptācanāt wait til it goes live!
I really want to drop all the pasta, can I choose the pasta type? Will it be cooked? Does it come with sauce? Meat? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!
When we send one, it drops one from inventory. Fascinated.
I think I may first want to pastadrop myself a pastadrop. Is this humanly possible?
So it looks like I can send pasta to someone else but not to myself. Thatāsā¦ innovative, I guess.
We are a bit lower on pasta provisions than usual, but I have some turkey sausage in a sous vide right now to apply judiciously to some farfalle and sauce tonight.
Another place to take my money. Just what I need.
@Barney Hold out for purple pasta. (Blue corn has been done and makes for great chips.)
purple loves @barney.
Yeah, use your noodle.
Finally, a site for all my fellow Pastafarians.
Can I get a ārAmenā, people!
@NoSalt ramen!
What, no Kickstarter? But I want you to take my money!
/buy I was really hoping that would work!
Head and Shouldersā¢ makes my angel hair shine
The idea of dumping pasta over the heads of my loved ones makes me very happy. Rāamen.
Whatās pasta going on here. I feel so cheesy.
MY LASAGA
Olive Garden?
Welcome pasta-farians!
Confused, and yet intrigued all at the same timeā¦
is there sauce??
I do not understand but I am looking forwards to this
Iām thinking someone shows up at their door, drops a fistful of pasta on their doorstep, and walks away.
/giphy pasta dance
Itās the new internet craze. Gotta get in early on this one.
Pastafarians rejoice!
Do we get Irk shaped pasta week one?
ok, now we need a āsauce pourā to go with the pasta
/giphy pasta-drop
What if I donāt have any friends I want to send pasta to?
God I canāt wait to drop pasta like skrillex drops the beat
Do I need to purchase a membership to participate in this spicy meatball?
/giphy este-gato-es-muy-picante
@TheMonkeyKing Wellā¦ faq me. Here it is:
https://pastadrop.com/faq
tl;dr
No.
Itsa me, a Mario! As an Italian, pasta drop offends me!!! But cannoli dropā¦
Mamma mia
well not much justā¦Pasta e fagioli!!!
/giphy spaghetti
Iām in, I am an ordained Pastafarian Bishop.
[FSM[1]
[1]:
Have the Pastafarians heard about this yet?
Is there going to be fuku pasta?
I think that would be an IRP.
@gcahlik mehbe theyāll call it a BURP ā¦ Box of Unique Random Pasta
Pasta? Now thatās what I call a taco!
Managed to mess up the sign up and had to reset my password immediately upon creating an account. That has to be a record.
Better be dropping some red sauce too
Soooooooā¦ Mystery pasta!
Lets see that noodle!
/giphy flying spaghetti monster
/giphy drop it like itās hot pasta
I was getting nervous that I was running out of things to spend money on.
what the hell
/giphy pasta-love
Iām gonna drop it like itās al dente!
Interesting, too bad you werenāt ready for momās day
Reminds me of this clip
Yes hello I would very much like to drop pasta
do you guys have any bluetooth speakers?
Sauce included?
Iām down to fling pasta at the Ketoniansā¦ thatās a sideways pasta drop for those who didnāt know they didnāt knowā¦
gogogo
Iām feeling free. Wazzzzzzzup?
This is like right out of Osterwalderās playbook. Lol.
Funny(?) Last week I wound up ordering 10 lb of whole wheat pasta because I couldnāt find any locally. You might actually be onto something here!
I hope Brak from Space Ghost is the spokes person. Heās great for learning to talk Italian!
Pasta for you and pasta for me!
Did someone mention keto pasta? Tried making some last week. It make play doh seem scrumptious #fail
Oh blessed dark theme when I logged in! My eyes are so thankful!
Has everybody who received the Pasta promo email commented yet?
@RedOak Was there something about about a prize for posting that I missed?
@sammydog01 haha. With Meh, anything is possible.
@RedOak Hey, Iām fashionably late. Oh shoot! I didnāt realize this party was Bow Tie.
/giphy pastafarian
I donāt see a FAQ but Iām looking.
@juststephen https://pastadrop.com/faq
@juststephen @lljk Best quote from there:
Why is this FAQ so confusing for such a simple concept?
Real talk here: you know how everyone is making sourdough to kill time these days? Well, this is our sourdough. The FAQ, the site, all of itāthis is what we are doing to stay sane.
Hopefully the pasta is air dropped by drones. Maintaining social distancing and consistency in name is imperative during these troubling time.
My whole life Iāve been told not to drop the pasta, not to spill the milk, not to mix wine beer and tequilaā¦ this changes everything.
/giphy wagon-wheels-pasta
Hi Snapster!
Can I share pasta with my local food bank?
Also, do you plan to have high protein pasta?
Kind of excited about this, but you probably canāt tell.
But first Iāll have to gift the 20 lbs of MorningSave cappellini.
My wife dropped pasta last night all over the floor, dog, and coffee table.
@Alderuen This is what this is all about: Iāll betcha the dog thought it was the best PastaDrop delivery ever.
@TPS hes more of a spugetti pup now.
Iām both baffled and intrigued. Hope this works out better than my Turkey Drop promotion. As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could flyā¦
@lpreimesberger Les Nessman, is that you?
Not sure what Iām doing, but here I am.
@singerguy0 are you going to rock me like a hurricane?
So itās pasta then, is it?
Who are you people
Lol
/giphy giggles
Can I make Chicken Piccata with my pasta?
Quarantine Day 23 Chicken Piccata
Hello Pasta People! Party On!
Pasta IRK?
/giphy pasta mic drop
404 pasta not found.
General fault condition:
Expected pasta; received forum.
Mayday! @DrWorm did the thing.
Iāve read the FAQ and feel fully prepared to drop pasta.
Hello to all
This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever, but the pastabilities are endless! A penne for your thoughtsā¦
Love Meh and the whole community!
@aoppermann
Ummmmā¦ non ho idea di cosa dovrei fare dopoā¦
Iām on a low carb diet, is this right for me?
Hope egg noodles count as pastaā¦
What are the odds that āmehā backwards is Hem, and āpastadropā backwards is Por Dat Sap? A thought experiment to be sure.
Well, this is certainly a thing.
Iām pasta caring. But Iām in.
Is this a formal affair? Shall I wear a bowtie?
What if I want to drop pasta to myself because I have no friends?
Iām here for the PASTA!
Fabulous - all these years wasted stuffing noodles down our gaping maw, only to become a YAPPā¦
Yet Another Pasta Participleā¦
<SIGH>!
/giphy pasta with an accent
So /order_pasta isnāt enabled yet?
Iām really hoping for some amaze-balls covered in awesome sauce.
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
Pasta? Pasta!
Meh.
@psbales thank you.
Can I ask for money here? Because Iām a nice person and itās everybodyās job to help me.
I need to post a GoFundMe. Can I do that here?
@therealjrn I think thatās the next site: Cabbage Drop
@ybmuG
/giphy cabbage drop
@therealjrn you think there will be a scapaggiote?
I guess I should be confused as to why Iām here, too.
Do we get to pick the kind?
@snapster @dave I could go for some pasta, eh?
When are you going to finally open a Canadian warehouse (for all Mediocre/Mercatalyst sites ideally)?
Best of luck on this new experiment!!!
So wait, @snapster - youāre 3-D printing pasta now? After breakfast octopus pasta and of course IRK pasta, could we please have Tiny Tub Mummy pasta?
('Cause Glen shaped pasta would be kind of cheating, no?)
Iām here for pasta. Where my pasta?
So which buyer found the motherload of deal on surplus pasta big enough for you guys to make a whole new site?
@mcoffell is pasta the new toilet paper?
@Ddragggon @mcoffell Toilet Pasta?! -OR- Pasta Paper?!
Now I am really hungry for pasta
Donāt know why Iām here but I can never turn down pasta
So is the pasta dropped using pestochutes?
In for the obligatory SEND NOODS!!!
Cool instagram account
https://www.instagram.com/pastadrop/
Oh excuse me, moves away from the entry door I see thereās a few of us hereā¦6 feet and masksā¦where are we? <<hears an echo>>
https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nhl/players/full/3114778.png&w=350&h=254
Pastafarians rejoice!
@JackLR Ramen!
Donāt want to Pesto you but would you please pass ta butter?
It worked! Not sure what it is, but I am in. Are there any gluten free options and will this work with my Samsung Note 8?
My wifeās the Pastamancer, Iām more of a Sauceror.
I thought that if I dropped the pasta Iād get 100 lashes with a wet noodle
Have no clue what this is, but I got an email, so Iām here.
@KWill313 likewise.
Iāve never dropped pastaā¦yet!
@llangley FAQ says $20 per dropā¦ Thatās a shitload of pasta!!
/giphy drop it like itās hot
Iām here for keto life tips.
/giphy pasta
@xcbyers
/giphy ew
Cavatappi! Cavatappi! We want cavatappi!
Please drop gluten free! Canāt wait till drop pasta!
Pasta drop happens only when you wear all white
Now you have gone and done itā¦ sigh my wallet will be so slim and my waist so thickā¦
āThose who do not remember the pasta are condemned to reheat itā - FSM
Imagine the pastabilities!
/giphy pasta
I think a better name would be PastaDorp
All praise Pasta
Raaaaaamen.
Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
Fake pasta = impasta
@gator3853 Fake Noodles!
I wish meh would be better at offering better products on the original site instead of creating new websites. I feel like Iām subsidizing these new ventures through my VMP subscription that goes mostly unused because thereās little interesting being sold.
Pat, Iād like to buy a pasta.
Pasto, pasta, pastas, pastamos, pastan
If itās Ramen, Iām all in!
@Peaches27055 same
Can we have an option to send pasta to a random person not the person intended, and call it:
PastaDerp
@mike808 i hope lmao
yes
Is this a cult? Am I in a cult now? Am I a pastafarian?
@queequeg yes. we are all now pastafarians.
Will there be click-faces?
@stolicat i hope
I have nightmares about dropping bowls of pasta.
Iām gonna drop some pasta elbows, old school WWF style!
This is impastable!
Iām sure, somehow, Iām being pranked by you folks.
Udon know how it feels to be Meh
Hello? hello?
That mask muffles what you are saying.
mmmmmmmmmm pastaā¦
This will be interesting!!!
Very Interesting
Here I is. ReCaptcha let me in. Apparently Iām not a robot.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
Canāt think of anyone that Iād send pasta to but Iād invite plenty of people over for a pasta dinner!
looking forward to the punchline
Feature other gourmet, non-perishable food in bulk and Iām in!!!
Itās an imPASTA account!
You had me at pasta.
You have my attention.
PASTA DROP sounds MUCH less messy than EGG-DROP.
/giphy pasta mic drop
Will we know what pasta weāre sending? I donāt want to send squid ink pasta to my vegan friends.
Iām just here to do my part for the team. Take 'em one noodle at a time and good Lord willing, weāll come out okay.
Iām here just out of curiosity
I have no idea whatās going on or why I am here.
but thatās how I always feel, so itās like home, I guess.
@ekw me too
Iām here to test this out, say hi and brag about snagging this name lol
/giphy Iām not a robot pasta
You canāt stop 'til the Pasta Drop
Very, very, interestingā¦
waitā¦ are we allowed to say certain words that start with āfā and end with ākā over here? if not, then fork that!
@carl669 what the fuck are you hinting at Carl???
Bluetooth pasta?
Will there be some evaporating VMP benefits?
Wine pasta, please!
What a time to go low carb.
Hope everyone like the pasta drop idea. Hopefully I can surprise some friends fusilli reasons
April Foolās was last month
Are you a cop? You have to say if youāre a cop.
What a brave new world weāve encountered
I am ketoā¦
@zgerman
/image too bad so sad
@zgerman The good news is that the FAQ doesnāt mention anything about having to eat the pasta to send the pasta. But, if youāre one of those keto people that firmly believe all people should be keto, this might not be the place for you.
I am here! Apparently.
nice
/giphy pasta drop more like weight up
Suspicious that PastaDrop is just a ruse to get us to spend money at SauceDrop. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
You had me at āPastaā!
Thereās a SauceDrop?!?
Can we expect an appearance from The Flying Spaghetti Monster? I assume this is a cult set up by and for him.
Ready for the pasta to drop.
@Vehhment_Ear - Hereās how you do that:
/giphy Flying Spaghetti Monster
But it seems that rendition is
/giphy A Great Impasta
Yay! I am ready for a serving.
/giphy spaghetti
maybe
/giphy fsm
This seems like an impastable task. Iām in.
Iām just here to send noods and get noods.
Iām only here for the PIRKs
This sounds impastable.
May we all be touched by a noodley appendage.
rAmen
This is a sign. Iām going to eat pasta
Iām just here for the nooods.
Hhuuummmm I saw @snapster post something on Twitter but it was regarding a pasta drop dating site. Think he is doing this step by step???
Can we not drop it? Iād rather it still in a box maybe?
Iām intrigued.
Iām so very excited.
Iām here to drop the pasta. Or something like that.
I prefer parboiled rice punting, but heyā¦ pasta droppings sound interesting
Is this a place for pastafarians then?
Are the coupon codes legit?
Sounds fun
Intriguing!
is this where we drop off allour uneaten pasta?
All right, so here we are in front of the, uh, pastadroppers, and the cool thing about these guys is that, is that they have really, really, really long, um, noodles, and thatās, thatās cool, and thatās pretty much all there is to say.
I would like some pasta plz.
I have so many questions.
@jimmyd103 okay, so I read the FAQ. Not much help thereā¦ the biggest question I have right now is when does BROWNIE DROP launch?
/buy
Worth a shot
I read through the FAQ and now Iām more confused. I get that you send us dry pasta now (probably a good choice), but do you also separately send us the hot water? I donāt have time to boil water all day! What about the convenience of the customer!?! This is crapā¦
/giphy pasta drop
@ilovereality
/giphy nice
One pasta, please.
Just checking to see whatās here
Is pasta drop where the FSM drops pasta from the sky and cures the world of Covid 19?
Aka the Rapture w/ meatballs?
Donāt see what the big deal is. I drop the pasta at home all the time.
WHAT!!!
327 Mehtizens already blowing this upā¦
Hope itās not mehā¦
This is quite odd. Awesome!
POPSOCKETS! SPA KITS! POLLY POCKETS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot And hereās my buddy mediocrebot
Is this like where I get lured in to talk about your Lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster???
Ok, Iām here. NOW what??
Hmmm, is this their way to get us to buy pasta they canāt seem to get rid of?! They want us to send it to people we like, or maybe people we donāt like. Not too sure on that one yet. Very interesting!
As a Pastafarian, I approve of this new venture.
At last, pasta!!
Drop it like is paā-sta!
@s00zq it. Is. Alive!
Sweet!!! Firefighter Son who lives in another State can always use more foods.
Looking forward to dropping some pasta his way.
I like my pasta handheld.
Keep wanting to hear Toots and the Maytals
Pressure Drop
Sure as hell wasnāt expecting this one. But yeah, it helps explain the crazy big boxes that have been for sale lately.
like a mic drop, but with noodles!
PETA wants to know what happened to the stingrays.
So the pasta isnt done unless its thrown against the wall and sticks. (My Italian family does not subscribe to this ridiculous belief.)
Wait, what? I am so confused as to what this is about. Was just trying to fit in by adding a comment lol!
@lsweet110 my family throws the boiling pasta water at each other.
Just realized Iām going to have start a whole damn folder in my bookmarks for all the mediocre sites.
Ok. Not sure what this is about, but Iām game.
Pasta the ultimate comfort food. Yum
I donāt really understand what Iām here for, but damn it, Iām here and all in.
I am her, but curious about this PastaDrop. Might be good for dinner tonight.
Ready to send noods to the homies.
Pasta Drop! Brilliant!
Now all we need is the marinara flamethrower and meatball catapult!
On a serious note, @Snapster, will there be gluten-free pasta options? Asking for a friend.
@corrado I want to know if they will make pasta the right shape to fit in a USB port.
@OnionSoup I assume the PastaDrop comes courtesy of a mini-drone hauling a bluetooth speaking playing Ride of the Valkyries.
āTwo Italian Chefs walk into a barā¦ā Drops pasta.
Where are you getting the pasta? Are you making your own noods?
OMG - I can FINALLY use this image!
I dunno if Iām stroganoff to wait for this to launch.
Is this even pastable? Iām gno-key excited
I donāt know what youāre up to, but I feel like you shouldnāt launch without me. There. Iām buckled in now. Commence.
/buy
Phewā¦ I didnāt buy anything with that experiment.
Itās almost pasta mya bedtime.
/giphy SEND NOODS
I was informed there would be punch and pie.
Iām a pastafarian
Iām waiting with bated breath to see what happens in 4 daysā¦I already have a victim in mind! Bwahahaha
will there be sauce? i was told there would be sauceā¦
This is no-yolk!!
See a linkā¦click a link and poof! Here I am!
All in - ALL your platforms - canāt miss THIS one! #Meh #MorningSave #SideDeal #Mediocritee #PastaDrop
@Pamwham Canāt forget #casemates and their b2b site checkout.org and their parent company site mercatalyst.com
Dunno how theyāre going to get the Bluetooth speakers into the pasta but I have faith.
Penne for your thoughts?
Is it drones??? Are we dropping the pasta from drones???
former non-commenter
Iām going to be severely disappointed if this doesnāt have to do with reclaiming Pastamania from Hulk Hogan. Also reopening Pastamania.
Will this work with a Mac?
@hakanama, clever
Can we pasta drop to ourselves?
Hey folk, looking to drop some pasta! Personally I make it at home but not oppose to premade at all
Looking forward to dropping some pasta!
I wish pasta was on my diet.
I dunno - maybe some descent ramen too?
Just got here. Better check this out
Lo, the FSM works in mysterious waysā¦
#5 from the the 8 Iād Really Rather You Didnāts:
Iād really rather you didnāt challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.
Just noodling around with the rest of us here.
Drop a few radiatore, and some bucatini, and IāM IN. Pasta is at the top of my carb preference list.
Mmm, pasta.
Iām excited. ā¦ No, Iām āexcited.ā
Does this mean food on meh and MorningSave is in the pasta? I really need a good selection of gluten-free pasta.
Oh man! I havenāt been on Meh in a while and I am so glad I caught todayās email. Pasta me pls
I canāt wait to send some mfing pasta.
Will there be Pastathons?
Are we all just supposed to come here and compose some witty pasta remark? I donāt think I can cook one upā¦
Iām clearly pasta point of no return.
I am inā¦
Iāve got the best pasta. I know all the biggest pastas. People come up and say to me, they donāt even believe my copy pasta.
So what? No fuckinā ziti now?
I wanna send myself pasta
I want this to be real and not just some social chat experiment. 100% Semolina.
What ā¦ scary ā¦
The only thing better than pasta is gift pasta! Iām so excited!!
When broccolidrop.com site launches later this year everyone will be commenting on how itās the best new site since pastadrop.
Rāamen, yāall.
Dropped pasta is the worst. Unless youāre a dog. Then its OK, but still tough to slurp due to a lack of effective cheeks and shallow lips.
I donāt eat pasta of any kind but I have friends and family
Email said we could send pasta care packages to friendsā¦ can that friend be me? cause me likes pasta very much too.
A lot of pastabilities with this siteā¦
I prefer spaghetti squash.
@snowpea79 this is no time to squash their spaghetti dream with these kind of comments
Wellā¦ Weāre here.
Hoping for some farfalle.
Will there be lab rats for the pasta? Iām down for some squid ink pasta!
Lasagna counts, right?
my buddy Al Dente said I should check this out.
Every time I drop pasta, it takes forever to clean up.
i just want good italian in Mesquite.
Then again Im wondering if the reference is just to the āsee if it sticksā trick.
Im excited for this weird little pasta giving community
I want to hear DEF LEPPARD sing āDrop Some Pasta on Me.ā
The new home of pastafarians everywhere!
Drop? Okay, who invited Linus Sebastian?
I just woke up. WTF is going on around here? Wait! Whereās Meh.com?!? Where the hell am I?!?!? Shit Iām hungry.
Just remember, itās not edible, unless itās gluten free - and I donāt buy pasta to display!
GTFO
Gluten is delicious. Gimme dat glute.
@RogerWilco
/giphy fuck you too
/giphy Garfield-lasagna
Is this going to develop into some kind of all-sorts-of-food-drop.com? That would be brilliant! Btw irkdrop.com isnāt taken yetā¦
@tartanknickers wasnāt taken yet. Fortunately, I know the guy who took it. Heās just holding it in case squatters come by. Heās also a very mediocre person. And heās also me.
My body is ready.
Get ready to get your pasta dropped. Also I would like some pasta so there will be some self-gifting.
@mike808
Let me see if I got this right-
Weāre going to pasta noodles to someone else?
Holy ravioli!!! Mediocre labs up to some good???
I threw this website against the wall and smashed my phone, thanks a lot.
I once passed a drop, it hurt like holy hell.
And finallyā¦
I really hope this is gonnaā be the new site for renowned geriatric fantasy world raggae star Pop Rasta!
Meh.
All this pasta talk makes me hungry!
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I donāt gnocchi whatās going on
@braves21 I was going to come in with a gnocchi pun!! I couldnāt cavatelli that oneā¦ huh
Hey, I love this mess.
What about the Sa
uce!!
Are we dropping it like itās hot? Or like itās uncooked?
Hello? Is it me youāre looking for?
/giphy lasagna
Not sure why Iām here, but always thought everything would be better if we just pastaed it byā¦
is this some sort of teamup with MassDrop where we order pasta directly from the factory in China?
@francisrizzo3 oh I miss hockey!
Iām pasta point of trying to understand.
so whats for sale at the new site?
@samnsara
Seasonal Candy Corn
@mike808 My FAV!!!
When our history has been writtenā¦ when the last ding-dong of doom has clanged and faded from the last worthless rock hanging tideless in the last red and dying evening, I want it to be known: I was here in the very beginning.
As God is my witness, I thought pasta could fly.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and drop pastaā¦ and Iām all out of bubble gum.
I only drop pasta on a plate or my mouth, but Iām also open to new experiencesā¦
/giphy OMG
Pasta Drop, interesting.
I kinda would prefer a Taco Taxi thoughā¦ just sayāin.
/giphy taco-taco
I just want to say kudos for that awesome FAQ.
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
May I suggest using parachutes. If you just start dropping pasta without proper protection from gravity everyone will just end up with orzo.
Was the PastaPurge domain already taken?
/giphy pasta-purge
This whole thing seems fusilli to me, but you know what they sayā¦ āget in while the glutenās good!ā
More Pastaaaa!!!
I can picture drones full of pasta dropping onto the unsuspecting masses.
Hmmā¦ cloudy with a chance of pasta.
(if this has already been mentioned, I appologize, but Iām not going to read all the other comments!)
Oh, add another one interested in gluten free.
Last time I dropped pasta it took 15min to clean up. Assume this is the same?
I wanna get pasta from youā¦ from you, and nobody else but youā¦ boop boop bee doop.
Just think if Marilyn wanted some spaghettiā¦
Yeah, Iām here. Curious about what this is and how it works
Whereās the pasgetti??
How about some Keto style pasta as well?
International delivery (at least to Americaās hat aka Canada)?
What is this?
Mehā¦Iām in for two
I donāt even really like pastaā¦
Iām not sure what is going on, but if you even try to sell tortiglioni I swear to god I will burn the place down.
This was going to be a really witty comment but now it isnāt.
Did I already miss the Pasta-IRK? I was hoping for a water-tight colander.
Enabled PastaDrop email choice. I donāt know what it is but it sounds cool
Mehgliatele, ignoraroni.
Will the pasta be dropped directly into my mouth?
I love pasta, even enough to gave it dropped on me. But alas, in on the trendy (but successful) keto ādietā and that dark allegiance forces me to deny the pasta lightness. Will pastadrop ever soil itself with keto friendly āpastaā options or will this just be my vicarious escape for food porn?
Well, this is intriguing! Pasta?
Iām in for a penne!
How would you even cook that kind of pasta?
@mediocrebot
al dente.
The amount of people that are keto kind of boggles my mind.
Is this what it was like when Atkins first came out?
Okay, I just saw pasta and got excited. So now Iām here.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Inpasta!
So, the fourms here at PastaDrop are up and running in record time.
How about some love over at your sister site sidedeal.com/forum ?
@mike808 Steve Harvey took those forums in the divorce.
@Ignorant Doesnāt mean Mercatalyst canāt start new ones. They got a new name in the divorce, so why is new forums any different?
Or shut down the domain and make it a hard redirect to Morningsave as it gets appended to the long list of Websites That Have Gone Before amongst the littered Internet Wastelands of Yester-yore.
Wait, whatās a Mercatalyst?
@michabailey
Also, just noticed that thereās a countdown timer in the footer.
I have no idea whatās going on.
Im already making a list of victims, I mean friends, to pastadrop! Itās gonna be a saucy year.
man, should have held off on buying my pasta over at morningsave, then I could have had a $10 coupon for that air fryer I just bought
@smigit2002 drop some pasta to your friends/family!
Donāt know why Iām here.but Iām here
@temp1234 for the noods.
Get ready to start a new streak.
Will there be a āTo drop, or not to dropā button?
@mike808 they need two buttons to bring back that classic āHot or Notā action. Or I suppose I could settle for a single ādrop it like itās hotā button.
This is real pasta right? Iām not down for an impasta
!
@sohmageek Good one
Is it time to eat?!
/giphy wave hello
I thought we were dropping today?
@tinamarie1974 10 am ET based on the Meh drop last nightā¦ They eat pretty late in Italy, you know.
@chuegen oh thanks! Guess I should have read the write up last night.
/giphy all the pasta
/giphy Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
I canāt wait! For pasta
time!
Where are the noods?
WE WANT PASTA! WE WANT PASTA!
Itās 10 oāclock.
Do you know where your noodles are?
Thereās a timer at the bottom of the page for the ānext pasta dropāā¦
/giphy what gives
@gatwood WHAT?!? They donāt know what time zone theyāre in?
Dear Mr. Pasta Drop,
I canāt help but notice that youāre not on time with your launch. Iām outraged at your failure to deliver at your target 10 am ET time, and you should understand how strongly I feel by the time I took to sit down and write you a message expressing my outrage - it doesnāt reflect messed-up priorities on my part or anything like that. Now, we know things go wrong, but such an essential business demands that you be on time and I find it unconscionable that you are more than 9 minutes late here.
Future transgressions will result in many more strongly-worded letters.
Respectfully submitted,
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
Sergeant-at-arms
@chuegen
As per the timer at the footer of the page, 48 minutes to go.
@tim878 I donāt see any footer of the page, even tried with incognito mode to make sure extensions werenāt messing with it.
Meh.comās page says āAnd sure, our first PastaDrop just dropped (or is about to drop, depending on whether you read this before or after 10am eastern on Monday), but again this is not because weāre trying to change who we are.ā
So my strongly worded letter stands.
Respectfully submitted,
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
Sergeant-at-Arms
@chuegen @tim878
More importantly, where are my coupons?
@chuegen
@tim878 A-ha. Footer of this page - I was looking on the front page of pastadrop.com.
Uummmmā¦are you being fusilli and playing a trick on us?
/giphy I want my noodles
FSM says thatās not real pasta.
@mediocrebot what is a FSM?
@mediocrebot @tinamarie1974
/image flying spaghetti monster
@Ignorant @mediocrebot oh duh!
FSM must be a woman. Meatball boobs!
/giphy church of pasta
My noodle is limpā¦
/giphy pasta pasta
canāt get the purchase to workā¦ repeated error āletās try this againā. is this even a real site? is anyone else getting the same error?
@EJTeeee If you havenāt already, give it another try. There was an overwhelming demand for these noods.
@Ignorant it worked!! Thanks
Me want RSS feed!!!
Question. If the pasta is dropped, itās probably broken, shouldnāt we get more of a discount since it is broken?
Donāt make me get my friend Karen to contact your manager.
Who says weāre getting ANY discount?
Missed opportunity?
Wife and I were laughing over the possibility of ever doing a ramen noodle drop with packs of various types of ramen. Would be hilarious to end up with a massive box of various ramen noodle packs. College students would be in their glory!
After donations and gifting, pour one out for the last of the penne Pasta Drop (with peas, red pepper, and chicken sausage). Thank you, mercatalyst!
@lehigh I think I could live forever and not run out of pastaā¦even after gifting over 150 lbs. Long live carbs!
After many months of trying to figure out what to do with the suprise 100lbs of spaghettini I sent him, this is what my brother in law decided on.
Opulence? He has it!
@rrapnek bath