He took his time, but damn he delivered

You may or may not recall that waaaaaaay back in August, I won the contest held by then goat and my favorite whipping boy, @mfladd. Seeing as I couldn't very well win the TTM doll I'd made for his contest, that was forwarded by request of @thismyusername to meh. Mfladd said he'd be sending me a prize box, which both delighted me and sent a shiver of fear down my spine. I mean, you've all seen the way we treat each other, which way would you lean?
As the days wore on, I continued to rib him about the mysterious, possibly never to be seen prize box. It became a bit like a certain jaunty interaction between @studerc and meh. I became convinced that he was withholding it just to torment me. Plus, how was I ever to be free of him, until Master gave Dobby a sock? But then last week, I was told that instead of a box, there would be one single item coming my way. And that it would be dear to my heart.
My fellow mehmbers, this is the part where I try as hard as I can to maintain our hateful banter.....and fail miserably. Oh @mfladd, you wonderful, amazing, thoughtful sonofabitch. All other prizes that ever exist will never come close to this one you've been so outrageously kind in giving. You really, truly should not have, not for little me. I do not see how I could deserve such a gesture, but thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!

My signed Z Nation piece, which I'll always keep and cherish.

And don't worry, you're still the biggest shithead in the world. Just my favorite shithead. :)