Have you seen the new Amazon Dash buttons?

sligett shared a link said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:11am ET

The questions and answers for the Trojan button are great. The best one I’ve seen is: Will this work if I don’t have WiFi in the backseat of my car?

But I bet contributions from folks here could make the questions and answers mehier and funnier.

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mfladd said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:16am ET:

I want to be the guy who actually NEEDS this button.

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  Think synchronicity profit-centers! You press the button or whatever to order with the drone insta-delivery. Within seconds, the drone is present with you order. Before it release the item, it offers you the “videotape upgrade” for which you receive an account credit if you give consent.
  
  The drone does a visual and sound recording of the proceedings.
  
  You receive a nearly instant account credit, and simultaneously the “good stuff” shows up on smile.amaporn.com.
  
  The recordings that are judged to be “seconds” in quality show up on porn.woot.com.
  
  f00l said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 12:23am ET
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f00l said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:19am ET:

Drone insta-delivery option?

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cinoclav said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 10:59am ET:

I like the first one best:
Question: Umm… what’s up here, does the trojan man just show up in your bedroom when you press this? that might be awkward…
Answer: It’s not as awkward as you think, he’s very supportive.

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ConAndLibrarian said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 11:43am ET:

So I got this dash button about six months ago. I leave it in the living room, “hidden” under a few remotes. When people are over, I want wait to see who ends up pressing the button. So far it’s been hilarious. Everyone that presses the button always denies that the pressed it. Once I explain that I receive a notification every time it’s pressed, it is hard to deny.

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mfladd said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 11:50am ET:

And just in case you aren’t into Trojans and prefer “almost like wearing nothing at all”.

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daveinwarsh said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 12:19pm ET:

Condom Delivery Man:

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  I’m avoiding that guy.
  
  f00l said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 12:22pm ET
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- @daveinwarsh Here he is demonstrating the only use he will ever have for these products.
  
  Mehsturbator said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 1:06pm ET
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- @daveinwarsh That is the regular sized imagine how big a head you need for Magnum.
  
  caffeine_dude said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 1:12am ET
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daveinwarsh said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 5:50pm ET:

I actually have a ‘dash’ button on Amazon for a non-prescription dog med I buy every month or two. Chevy is getting old & it’s helping him. I haven’t used the button yet, but the next time I order (in a week or two), I’ll try it out.

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- @daveinwarsh I have a drawer full of them I got for a buck on Prime day. I have been meaning to take them apart. Still waiting on my Surprise Sweets button. That one I’m keeping intact.
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 6:11pm ET
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- @sammydog01 i have the surprise sweets button and was pretty happy with the first sweets box. am looking forward to trying it out again in february.
  
  annwat said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 12:11am ET
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wishlish said Fri, Jan 27th 2017 at 6:26pm ET:

They now have a cat litter button! That will actually be useful!

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Fuzzalini said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 1:48pm ET:

I can’t see the comments on my phone. You’re actually going to make me get up and look at Meh on my PC, which I’ve never done!!

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RiotDemon said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 1:51pm ET:

I guess I can’t see the questions since I don’t use prime?

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  Try a diff browser? I dunno.
  
  f00l said Sat, Jan 28th 2017 at 2:24pm ET
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