@TheCO2 I believe she showed a sneak peek in the top frame starting from the stem end, but then covered back up and removed the peel from the other end since it might be easier that way. Humans do this as well (pull shirt down for a peek, but then pull it up to remove it).
You’d think that the skin of the banana is something like an animal’s skin, and that once you peel it off, a horrible death ensues, but the artist is clearly drawing an analogy (literally) with clothing. So I think you have to assume that they can “reconnect” their peels with no permanent damage.
Thus, in my opinion, this anthropomorphic banana universe remains consistent.
skinny dipped all the time. played strip poker a few times. occasionally just got naked at parties with friends. (boredom? drunkenness? heat? idk.)
never “stripped” in the traditional sense though. however, my partner had a (crowd funded) stripper pole in his/our bedroom for ages and it saw quite a lot of use at after parties over the years. (we’d still have it up but our current apartment is too short for it and we don’t host parties anymore.)
stripped the heads and nuts on exhaust system connecting bolts; the only things that rusted on my car in Las Vegas.
Also stripped the tang and pommel of a hand-forged hand-and-a-half sword because the seller told me it was peened, not threaded. That was a PITA to fix (and its never been as tight as it should be).
Professionally, for seventeen years - I started at 16 with a fake ID - yes, I graduated early and was emancipated at 16. Six of those seventeen years was on an exclusive touring circuit opening for “headliners” and I “headlined” for two years myself.
I figure there are more men in the tri-state area that have seen my bare tits versus those who have not.
I quit thirteen years ago, but for four or five years after leaving the stage people would still occasionally call out my performing name when they would see me out shopping or running errands. Now, not as much - but it can still happen.
I will say though, I look good enough that I could walk back on stage tonight and out-perform 90% of the girls that are out there calling themselves “dancers” today. I chalk it up to genetics, frequent Tantric sex and copious use of marijuana. - - I do not exercise.
The adult entertainment venues develop local, regional, and national star systems, and the best strippers become stars who can market their appearances as they tour.
(Ok, what I know comes from the Stern Show stripper interviews.)
For my bachelor party, my best man bought me a “shower show”, essentially stripped on stage, in a shower, with a lady stripper. Closest to being a stripper professionally I’ve been.
I happen to enjoy being nude, and will get naked at any chance I get.
Hmm well I never told my mom (and unlike some of you a parent or child is not on this forum with me LOL), but while in college I was an art model because it paid more than double other campus jobs…
Paint off of furniture
@ThatsHeadly done that…
Only to get in the shower…
/giphy woo woo dance
@2many2no done that…
@2many2no When I get naked in the bathroom my shower gets turned on.
@cinoclav Damn! I’ll bet it’s HOT water…
Do clothing optional beaches count?
@readnj You’ve been to Sandy Hook!
lol.
@thismyusername If the banana stripped from the stem down, why is the stem at the center of the peel, when stripped?
@TheCO2 my mind asplode
@TheCO2 I believe she showed a sneak peek in the top frame starting from the stem end, but then covered back up and removed the peel from the other end since it might be easier that way. Humans do this as well (pull shirt down for a peek, but then pull it up to remove it).
You’d think that the skin of the banana is something like an animal’s skin, and that once you peel it off, a horrible death ensues, but the artist is clearly drawing an analogy (literally) with clothing. So I think you have to assume that they can “reconnect” their peels with no permanent damage.
Thus, in my opinion, this anthropomorphic banana universe remains consistent.
@awk It would be more fun to see them die a horrible death.
@UncleVinny
skinny-dipping
@f00l Double-dipping
@f00l done that…
Wire strippin’ til the break of dawn…
@mike808 Gotta love a hot naked wire.
@TheCO2 Pure sparks.
@mike808 done that…
Barely.
@KDemo
<snort>
@KDemo Naked humor.
@KDemo naked attempt at humor. An in the buff-oon.
I like to relax at nudist resorts
@spacemart
Thought you liked to “nudist” at “Relax Resorts”?
@f00l Resorting to relaxing nudists?
This is all so emBareAssing.
… plus strip poker a time or two with the missus.
Stripping gears while learning to drive a stick.
Stripping finish off a floor.
Oh, and stripping leaves off some of our
plants/bamboo…
Not done it professionally but I did strip for a few friends bachelorette parties.
skinny dipped all the time. played strip poker a few times. occasionally just got naked at parties with friends. (boredom? drunkenness? heat? idk.)
never “stripped” in the traditional sense though. however, my partner had a (crowd funded) stripper pole in his/our bedroom for ages and it saw quite a lot of use at after parties over the years. (we’d still have it up but our current apartment is too short for it and we don’t host parties anymore.)
stripped the heads and nuts on exhaust system connecting bolts; the only things that rusted on my car in Las Vegas.
Also stripped the tang and pommel of a hand-forged hand-and-a-half sword because the seller told me it was peened, not threaded. That was a PITA to fix (and its never been as tight as it should be).
Professionally, for seventeen years - I started at 16 with a fake ID - yes, I graduated early and was emancipated at 16. Six of those seventeen years was on an exclusive touring circuit opening for “headliners” and I “headlined” for two years myself.
I figure there are more men in the tri-state area that have seen my bare tits versus those who have not.
Oh, and @carl669, they are MARVELOUS.
I quit thirteen years ago, but for four or five years after leaving the stage people would still occasionally call out my performing name when they would see me out shopping or running errands. Now, not as much - but it can still happen.
I will say though, I look good enough that I could walk back on stage tonight and out-perform 90% of the girls that are out there calling themselves “dancers” today. I chalk it up to genetics, frequent Tantric sex and copious use of marijuana. - - I do not exercise.
@MrsPavlov
/giphy "shock and awe"
@MrsPavlov now that’s just rude and totally uncalled for. ohh… who am i kidding? i’m just jealous of these dudes in the tri-state area. fuckers.
@MrsPavlov How did you handle the fame?
Also, I had never considered that strippers would go on tour- what exactly is involved with that?
@dashcloud getting nude in different places instead of the same place. Like a house band vs a touring band.
@MrsPavlov marry me!
@dashcloud
The adult entertainment venues develop local, regional, and national star systems, and the best strippers become stars who can market their appearances as they tour.
(Ok, what I know comes from the Stern Show stripper interviews.)
For my bachelor party, my best man bought me a “shower show”, essentially stripped on stage, in a shower, with a lady stripper. Closest to being a stripper professionally I’ve been.
I happen to enjoy being nude, and will get naked at any chance I get.
Stripping the linoleum from kitchen and bathrooms when I bought this house was possibly the closest I’ve come to being in hell.
Hmm well I never told my mom (and unlike some of you a parent or child is not on this forum with me LOL), but while in college I was an art model because it paid more than double other campus jobs…