Have you blamed anything on @carl669 today?

@medz that really sucks!

@mikibell @medz @carl699

@nadroj that's not a real acronym, it reminds me of this article: http://fox13now.com/2014/12/08/the-28-texting-acronyms-every-parent-should-know/

@JonT The real question is whether you're blaming @carl699 or not.

@nadroj that goes without saying all acronyms are the fault of @carl669, it's also his fault his name seems to change randomly from @carl669 to @carl699 in this thread

@Nikodemus @nadroj DRAAAMF

@JonT Great. Now all the parents know and we can't have any more fun. I blame @carl669 for this.

@JonT how often would #10 even be used? lol

@JonT what if someone wrote '9 THOT'?

@medz funny thing is #10 is used alot now

@carl669 THOT

I blame @carl669 for the shrinking eggs

@AlohaSnackbar sounds like a personal problem.

@phatmass see... i knew you'd get on board with the goat thing.

@mikibell They'll be back. and I blame @carl669 for that too.

@RedHot I told my husband that I was holding out for one at $20 ;)

@mikibell you did buy it. your shitty memory just forgot you bought it. and, if it doesn't arrive, you won't remember anyway.

@carl669 nope, it was way to freaking expensive compared to the free cameras Meh shipped to unsuspecting victims!

@capguncowboy i knocked on the door ten times and no one answered. i just figured you finally grew a pair and moved that fish tank yourself.

@jaremelz studies show that fukos that lost weight were 20% happier. so, you're welcome.

@carl669 I like my fukos like I like my men. A little hefty and slightly broken. So we're back to fukoff.

@bluedog Happy Birthday??

@bluedog do i at least get a cupcake since i'm taking the heat on this one?

@carl669 Sure, come on over and get one.

@mikibell Nah, was feeling punky and down and he wanted to cheer me up.

@bluedog awww even sweeter..sorry about the mess that comes with the sweet..

@pitamuffin stay safe! oh, and quit being a wuss about your sinuses.

@meh hahahaha

@meh My stomach was making the rumblies...

@ACraigL yeah...that sucks. although, i never did win any of the rushes.

@Thumperchick i'm sorry. my 'Respond to Thumperchick' button must be broken. i could have sworn i was replying with witty retorts to all your summonings.

@carl669 Aww thanks, my ego has been sufficiently stroked for the day.

@Thumperchick i do what i can. (and it ain't much)

@lisaviolet i TOLD you not to eat the green meat.

@lisaviolet psshh..taxes are for suckers.

@lisaviolet really? fish sandwich? at Arby's? what the hell is wrong with you??

@carl669 You're the reason the goat in the television show "The Walking Dead" did not survive.

@carl669 What else is edible at Arby's? Horsey sauce on its own?

@mossygreen the beef and cheddar ain't that bad.

@carl669 Ain't ain't a word. I agree, I usually get the ham and cheddar or the goat and cheddar, though.

@mossygreen i got a room in my goat house you can rent.

@carl669 Are there goats? Because goats will eat my stuff.

@joelmw just trying to keep you on your toes there buddy.

@juststephen well... with all the ruffage you fuckers feed me, what did you expect?

@sohmageek look man. they just blame the shit on me. i've got no influence on fixing it. here's an image to distract you from your woes.

@Pavlov i .... i'm not sure how to respond to this.

@carl669, @Pavlov is out of the country for a while. He said to tell you "It's your fucking fault". So, it's your fucking fault.

@MrsPavlov i knew the cops would eventually find that fucker.

@carl669 I should be so lucky. He got caught once though. Now he covers his tracks better. I've taught him well.

@mossygreen I have a vcr in the garage you can borrow if that would make you happy.

@carl669 Well, I have to partially take back my totally justified blame of you because a different local movie channel is showing Tales From the Darkside: The Movie, which, while still terrible, is terrible in an entirely different way than weather reports and Melvyn Douglas movies. You're still to blame for the tornado destruction in Rockford, and if anything happened to Rick Nielsen or his thousands of guitars there will be hell to pay.

@mossygreen Hey, young Steve Buscemi is in this!

@carl669 I was totally about to blame you for young Steve Buscemi being murdered by a mummy, but I just checked the synopsis on wikipedia, and apparently he sends a mummy to kill Julianne Moore, and later Christian Slater, which is OK with me.

@mossygreen whew! dodged a bullet.

@stryper2000 could be worse, its could be 40*F and raining all day

@stryper2000 ha ha. it's beautiful here today and i'm off work! so, cheer up sucka!

@communist that's a GREAT time to be working indoors!

@Stallion you've gotten 3 blows this week and you're calling it a bad week? jeez...some people are just always cup half full people. (i'm not getting into what's in the cup)

shit.... i meant 'cup half empty people'. so much for my witty reply.

@carl669 Fair comment, but I don't mean common bad crap. I'm talking like some major blows, really crappy stuff. Hopefully I can finish today without any new ones on the list, lol. This cup usually is runneth over with positive, not crap!

@Stallion I blame @carl669 for sending dirty thoughts my way when I read this exchange.

@Stallion @carl669 Are we allowed to guess on what the major-bad crap was?
I'm guessing.... cancer and the Holocaust?

@luvche21 Woohoo! Congratulations!

@bluedog Thanks! This is (exactly) how I feel right now:

@luvche21 now that's something I'd be happy to take the blame for. you obviously didn't fall asleep during the interview (like I once did). congrats!!

@carl669 You fell asleep during an interview??? Seriously? Details please!

@carl669 Thanks! Well, I made it through the 14 hour interview without sleeping, so that's probably why they hired me!

@bluedog it was for a part time job in college. there were 2 other people there as well. so, the HR person interviewed us all at the same time. the room was really warm and the other 2 people were giving really long-winded answers. i started nodding off. i'm not sure if the interviewer noticed though. she never said anything and i actually got the job! even went on to become student supervisor. so take that long-winded assholes around the world!

@Thumperchick it was 61 and sunny here yesterday. ever think maybe you just live in the wrong place?

@carl669 If she did, it would be your fault.

@jml326 you're lucky i didn't just steal it instead.

@carl669 dig a deeper hole it's your fault either way

@Foxborn you can also blame me for your typing abilities, which have apparently also suffered this week.

@carl669 no they are always that bad Dyslexia and typing well they DON'T go together. Should I blame you for my bad Genetics too then?

@Foxborn i feel sort of honored that you think the goat has the power to affect genetics. blame away! (and... if you really have dyslexia, i feel like an asshole. no hard feelings?)

@carl669 No hard feelings

@Foxborn @carl669 should have told you that it's spelled slydexia. His fault again.

@Foxborn - If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

@OldCatLady the what now?

@carl669

@carl669 Nightmares, thanks to you.

@OldCatLady GAH!!! the eyes! they see right through my soul!

@lisaviolet awww...

@Barney well that smurfing smurfs. don't worry, you still have 4 days.

@carl669 I didn't get a tax refund this year and I got called for jury duty yesterday. Yeah, I've got to blame you.

@Barney now hold on a sec. you know these senators and you're blaming me?? i'm on to you!!

@carl669
I know nothing.
I see nothing.
And I say nothing.

@sohmageek Scapegoats never have any power.

@lisaviolet @sohmageek

... to bitch and moan. but that's about it.

@juststephen if you would quit leaving crumbs all over the damned place, i wouldn't be so tempted.

@Ryaneil sound like you might need a great big dose of

@thepink I support @carl669 attempt at thinning the herd

@Ryaneil @thepink happy to accept the blame on this one.

@thepink i always wanted to send a welcome email with these words:

@2many2no you realize i was tasked to be an unapologetic goat, right?

@carl669 That's the spirit we need here!

@2many2no

@lisaviolet you're welcome!

@sinless tell your immune system to buck up and grow a pair.

@narfcake i've got a shirt that's been on the floor of my car for a better part of 2 years. it's covered in dog hair and probably some coffee. i can send it to you if you'd like to replace your mutant one.

@carl669 Thanks, but I'll pass; I have enough doggie slobbered shirts already.

BTW, this pretty much happens with every Ramy shirt I have. I still await the day when I run across a TeeTurtle shirt in a thrift store; it's been over 3 years and well over 300k shirts ... someone is bound to get rid of their's eventually ... right?

Thanks, @carl669; found another shirt for my doggie. Unlike me, she doesn't mind TeeFury shirts.

@readnj pssh...my 15 year old toyota has 280k+ miles and it's still running great. guess you bought the wrong car. learn from the goat.

@carl669 Actually it is all fixed now, so I can blame you for blaming me for getting the wrong car.

@readnj i... uhh... you know what? i need more coffee before i can take on my goat duties for the day.

@readnj Swedish Automobile Assembled Backwards! Hey, my weekend wagon is a Volvo -- you can make fun of how the old bricks sucked in snow.

@carl669 Can I blame you that the coffee isn't made yet?

@narfcake yes. mainly because i forgot to buy some at the store yesterday.

@Vargas just turn around and then it will be blowing the right way. quit complicating things.

@Kevin fuck you for putting your toddler within nut kicking distance. that'll learn ya.

@OldCatLady cool codenames like "Dragon" attract attention and cause delay. they should have called it 'SpaceX Jeff' and it would have gone off without a hitch.

@pepsiwine it's just a crappy show and you've finally realized it? (note: i have never seen the show. i'm just going to assume your taste in shows sucks in order to make my life easier.)

@smilingjack you could blame me for not putting and '@' symbol in front of my username. thereby leaving it to chance for me to see your comment.

@RedHot absolutely! although, i must admit that it's quite challenging to try to come up with a witty response to every mention.

@carl669 I know the feeling.

@JonT Well sometimes you do.. then sometimes I forget to reply to yours and then the whole world goes off whack...

@carl669 I wish you'd have hidden mine next to yours.

@lisaviolet just got an email saying it should ship tomorrow and they're upgrading the shipping. so, i blame myself for fixing the issue.

@carl669 I got one, too. "We are going to upgrade your shipping as well so it should arrive a bit sooner than it typically would."

Sooner than it typically would? If it had shipped as it typically should have, I would already have it, right?

@dashcloud admit it; you love it. just like you kept saying you didn't like that transvestite donkey show in Tijuana, but then you refused to leave.

@readnj oh, i take full blame. i just want you people to admit that, deep down, you love it.

@readnj I also want to blame @carl669 for the exact same thing, but you did it first so I will not only blame @carl669 but @Barney as well because really it all started during her Purple Reign

@Squid_07 What? Aww gee, and I thought we were friends. @carl669, I blame you for me getting blamed.

@Barney we are... which is why I blame you for not being the goat cause I misses you so much I held my breath till I turned purple... but you didn't come... Can I blame @carl669 for that?

@Squid_07 but @Barney likes purple, so I don't see any reason for blame.

@narfcake you should see it as giving you more time in your day to get tasks accomplished. you're welcome.

@mcanavino thats a lot of blame for @carl669

@mcanavino

@carl669 I blame you for flunking out of Too Damn High.

@carl669 I blame you carl669

@narfcake you should really just thank me for setting you free.

@carl669 The longest streak I have is 30 days, so it's not any record was ruined. But I wanted to vent that on you anyways.

When are more AA shirts coming, @snapster? I ... uh, might run out.

@Thumperchick nuts to that, i'm keeping it! come and get it you ex-goaty chump!

@carl669

@Thumperchick but seriously, where the hell do you live where it snows at the end of april??

@carl669 Narnia. (Upstate NY.)

@Thumperchick just remember, in 3 months its gonna be 90+ degrees and miserable for a good week

@communist I'm from Southern CA - 90 isn't miserable. It's just a day to go to the beach ;)

@jimmyd103 there's chickens in your weather? also, i always read your username as "jimmydean103". so, there's that too.

@carl669 I've been called that one before. Also jimmy chitwood from Hoosiers. Ohh and I'm a terrible speller, also your fault!

@lisaviolet My cat gets kibble and is fine with it. Or rather, "my" cat. I have mint plants in the front yard, so it's like drug heaven. Still haven't figured the gender or whether it's actually a neighbor's cat, but whatever - I have fewer birds shitting over the front entryway these days.

@narfcake Our cats are free fed kibble (Kirkland brand, it gets great reviews and is a really good food - it was under ten bucks a bag when they first started selling it, now it's close to twenty). Some of our cats prefer the kibble, but we have two with no teeth (stomatitis) and a couple with very few. So, wet food does get served.

Funny thing about the birds, we just filled an old bird feeder (in the front of the house) earlier this month with food, have another one at the side of the house to put out front with seed in it. (Our cats don't leave our backyard, the fence has been modified to keep them in, which helps prevent nuisance complaints from the neighbors). The birdfeeders are because of Boyd, who I released last week.

@lisaviolet Yep, Costco food here too, both for my not-so-small doggie and "my" cat; best value for the buck.

@narfcake What a pretty cat! And I see a huge problem in this picture, bordering on aboose. There's no food in that bowl!!!!

@lisaviolet ... and you know who's to blame for that!

@lisaviolet there's a lot of things in there. which one am i being blamed for? Walmart having the food in stock? it costing 10 cents more per can? or you using 2 cans a day?

@carl669 Probably all of the above, since you asked!

@carl669 All of them, duh.

@lisaviolet that's ok. i've got a chest freezer full of beef. so, bring it on!

@carl669 how do we know it's not chevon or capretto?

@thepink because i am not a cannibal!!

@narfcake i put it there so you could buy it for me as your goat tribute. thanks for nothing you inconsiderate bastard.

@carl669 It was $3.99 + tax! Couldn't you have at least put it in a non-profit store?!

@narfcake a small price to pay to show appreciation for your goat overlords.

@carl669 That's also 2-4 times the price of what t-shirts usually go for at Goodwill. At the low end, I once paid 0.15 for a woot/AA shirt. Too bad it was ruined by some bunguins ... but 15 cents! Paper towels cost more than that!

@narfcake "Paper towels cost more than that!" True... but the used paper towel market isn't all that great.

@carl669 Apparently neither was the market for a shirt with bunguins. A few weeks back, I ran across another one, but printed on a mutant blank and crack priced at $5.95. Valley Thrift is a high turnover store, so it's probably culled already and off to some rag house to be cut up or something. No loss - it's just a what's-her-thief design anyways.

@narfcake bunguins?

@carl669 Bunny + penguins = bunguins. It's the one by what's-her-thief.

@narfcake you're going to have to clue me in on this one. i bought shirts from woot, but never really paid attention to the forum.

@carl669 blame the goat. Do it today!

@narfcake That shirt was the first purchase on my woot account, for my kid sister. Ah those were the days... before World NOMination.

@Thumperchick I actually have two copies of that - one because the seller wouldn't take $25 for only the unworn copy of Fresh Cake and I had to buy all three from #155 for $35 and the other was $1.99 and I didn't want it getting into the wrong hands, aka some other thrift shopper buying it because "it's cute".

@narfcake How often do you buy shirts "so they don't fall into the wrong hands"?

@dashcloud Very very very rarely.

@lisaviolet i mess things up because i care. what a crappy world we'd live in if everything worked right.

@thismyusername the mountain goat's elusive cousin, the overpass goat.

@RedHot

@RedHot

@lisaviolet

@JonT

@Thumperchick

@RedHot

@Yoda_Daenerys dammit Jim! for a second I thought some fucker re-goated me and I was about to open a can of whoop ass.

@Yoda_Daenerys I dreamed that you sent me an email, but all I saw was your name… what did you want???

/giphy going insane