Happy Goatober, meh!

KittySprinkles posted a pic said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 4:07am ET

I'm so glad it's finally October. Halloween is coming, and it's my favorite holiday. Although strangely, my kids have yet to figure out what they are going to dress up as. But decorations are coming!
I've been surprisingly low on the blame, so I'm left to think that things must be going alright for our little commehnity. Although left with few opportunities to tell you all where to go, hopefully things really are going smoothly. Sorry, you didn't get an incoming "speach" and I've no fun games for you. I warned you, expect mostly a good "fuck off". There might be something to amuse you coming in a bit, because damn it, this is Halloween time! For now, let's just dance a bit.

Oh yes, and

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Pamtha said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 4:15am ET:

I logged into online bill pay yesterday, and was baffled at how high my credit card bill was. Then I saw that someone had used my card to pay a $528 Comcast bill in Detroit on Tuesday. I hope you are enjoying your NFL Sunday Ticket, @jaremelz, cause now I gotta get a new credit card. I am sure it's that Fantasy Football league being run by goats that is watching the games and eating popcorn.

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- @Pamtha Football sucks ass! Here, it's all I've goat on me,
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 4:23am ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  communist said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 4:49am ET
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- @Pamtha I am not the goat this month. How am I getting blamed????
  
  mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 12:02pm ET
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- Goat FFL + NFL Sunday Ticket = @mfladd
  
  Math.
  
  Pamtha said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 1:27pm ET
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- @Pamtha I am the goat, and I approve this message.
  
  Sorry @mfladd. Not really.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 1:31pm ET
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- @Pamtha Excellent math skills. A+
  
  christinewas said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 7:17pm ET
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sohmageek said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 6:28am ET:

@jaremelz I found a costume idea for you. Just trying to be helpful ;)

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- @sohmageek Awwww
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:41am ET
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thismyusername said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 9:46am ET:

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- @thismyusername So long as it's pumpkin, and not that pumpkin spice crap!
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:26am ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  thismyusername said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:39pm ET
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mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:30am ET:

Ok, the band is here...lets dance!

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- @mfladd I've got their playlist right here. Should we have karaoke tonight?
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:44am ET
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- @mfladd Can snake come to the party?
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:47am ET
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- @OldCatLady Best one on that list is Screamin' Jay Hawkins!
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:48am ET
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- @jaremelz NO! you know I frickin hate snakes!
  
  mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:57am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:59am ET
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- @jaremelz you used my evil little girl (tv commercial) against me - that ain't right!
  
  mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 12:04pm ET
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- @OldCatLady your pumpkins are looking quite perky this month.
  
  mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 12:06pm ET
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- @mfladd @OldCatLady This week, my husband and I were at the store when I said to him, "Look at that chick's melons, they're huge! ". His head whipped up so fast you'd think he'd have broken his neck. Took him a few seconds to process that I meant a woman carrying fruit. It was one of those perfect set ups that you always hope for.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 12:13pm ET
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- @jaremelz he was probably just excited about fruit. Don't assume the worst. (got your back, Mr. Jaremelz)
  
  mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 12:17pm ET
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- @mfladd Oh no, he knew what I was suggesting! He about died laughing when he realized I'd messed with him. He just said, "But I had PERMISSION to look!"
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 12:21pm ET
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- thismyusername said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 11:42pm ET
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kdemo said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 1:07pm ET:

Non sequitur: I love these costumes,

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- @KDemo So do I. Simple, yet so fun.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 1:22pm ET
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kdemo said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 6:47pm ET:

So Welcome to goathood, @jaremelz! Now, DUCK!

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- @KDemo Or monkey.
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 7:02pm ET
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- @OldCatLady I need something to keep the parasites off me!
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 7:10pm ET
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- Lotsofgoats said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 8:43pm ET
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OldCatLady said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 8:11pm ET:

True story: I just won a review copy of a mystery titled 'The Care of Goats and Ghosts'. It's #8 in a series, and the author is a former psychotherapist. Coincidence?

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- @OldCatLady Well that's just eerie. I like it!
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 8:14pm ET
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- @jaremelz If it runs on schedule, I should receive my copy near the end of this month. It's also on Kindle, but I'm getting a hard copy, autographed. I love the Goodreads giveaways; in the last 30 days I've won five books. I'm a tough but fair reviewer, and I even review my library books. Sometimes.
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 8:45pm ET
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- @OldCatLady That's excellent. I will admit that I don't tend to. But five books in a month? Damn, well worth it.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 8:51pm ET
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- @jaremelz I don't enter every contest, but you can filter what you are interested in. They really, truly do not use your contact information except to send you what you win. I've been entering for a year or so, off and on. https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway is one; many publishers have contests on their own websites that aren't listed there. Once I won eleven YA fantasy novels from a publisher, which was a lot of fun.
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 9:05pm ET
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- @OldCatLady Thanks for the link! I'll also pass it to my mom. She might like that.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 9:09pm ET
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- @OldCatLady
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 10:15pm ET
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sammydog01 said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 9:24pm ET:

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thismyusername said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 10:10pm ET:

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  KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 10:16pm ET
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KittySprinkles said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 10:24pm ET:

Franky

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- @jaremelz well done! Only a few more for a monster mash.
  
  mfladd said Sat, Oct 3rd 2015 at 10:38pm ET
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- @jaremelz Now Vlad has joined Franky
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 5:16pm ET
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MsELizardBeth said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 12:25am ET:

You'll be blamed if the item on my birthday sucks

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- @MsELizardBeth Well, this is meh....
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 12:33am ET
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- @MsELizardBeth don't take that crap from a goat!
  
  mfladd said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 12:48am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 12:53am ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  mfladd said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 12:58am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 1:10am ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  mfladd said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 1:14am ET
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- @mfladd Good luck getting me in the box. ..I'll just kick an old goat over!
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 1:16am ET
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  mfladd said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 1:30am ET
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- @mfladd Old goat, can't keep up with the kids.
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 1:34am ET
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ceagee said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 7:17am ET:

A little late to welcome you to your goathood @jaremelz
I hope this makes up for it.

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- @ceagee Now you know how to throw a welcome party.
  
  KittySprinkles said Mon, Oct 5th 2015 at 10:16am ET
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