We get two turdletov- durtel- birds. Second day of
Christmas. Rough day, and Alexa insists the ‘Bartender’ skill isn’t enabled. Have to guess at ingredients for wassail. Third time’s the charm.
@Kidsandliz They were all successes. Unfortunately I didn’t take notes. Will try again tonight. My citrus trees are loaded, and I have some red wine in a box, so maybe sangria. It’s Boxing Day, after all.
/giphy Wine box
@OldCatLady
What kinda citrus trees?
Assuming your eyes will focus for long enough to look outside, or that your brain includes a functioning memory at this time.
@f00l Yes, they’re all grown here. Indian River citrus groves have just about everything, including blood oranges which are very difficult to ship. http://ircitrusleague.org/
@f00l HA! I blame you for misspelling carl’s handle in your post. It is carl669 not 699 (and I blame you for me doing it in a very recent post of mine)
Are you drinking tonight, @carl669?
@jbartus maybe.
@jbartus but i wasn’t drinking alone and that’s the important part.
@carl669 I would have drank with you!
This is mehrica we don’t got no ministry of silly names, so all we gots is the day after xmas shopping.
We get two turdletov- durtel- birds. Second day of
Christmas. Rough day, and Alexa insists the ‘Bartender’ skill isn’t enabled. Have to guess at ingredients for wassail. Third time’s the charm.
@OldCatLady Here you go. Easy recipe for Wassail.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/20577/wassail-punch/
This one’s more work, but more accurate (and higher alcohol content).
http://nourishedkitchen.com/traditional-wassail-recipe/
@Shrdlu Those are no good. They all have double double printed printed lines lines for for ingr- inde- things. Thanks, though. Yer a pal! Best pal!
@OldCatLady
@shrdlu
Just double printed? Not triple printed? I must have had more wine than I realized.
@OldCatLady You been drinking the failures?
@Kidsandliz They were all successes. Unfortunately I didn’t take notes. Will try again tonight. My citrus trees are loaded, and I have some red wine in a box, so maybe sangria. It’s Boxing Day, after all.
/giphy Wine box
@OldCatLady
What kinda citrus trees?
Assuming your eyes will focus for long enough to look outside, or that your brain includes a functioning memory at this time.
@f00l One Satsuma and one calamondin, aka kalamansi lime. Neighbors have grapefruit and lemons. Decent crop this year but small because of drought.
@OldCatLady
Does anyone in Florida make a practice of growing pink grapefruit and red grapefruit? Or is that a Rio Grande Valley thing?
@f00l Yes, they’re all grown here. Indian River citrus groves have just about everything, including blood oranges which are very difficult to ship. http://ircitrusleague.org/
Ummm…
uh, wassail stuff?
It’s National Candy Cane Day!
@carl699
You suck, fucker.
Hope you are hangover free from Boxing Day 2016 till end of New Year’s Day 2017.
@f00l @carl669 @Pavlov
The adavntaege of bneig cousinntuoyly dunrk is taht you culod aoivd haovngesrs.
@f00l HA! I blame you for misspelling carl’s handle in your post. It is carl669 not 699 (and I blame you for me doing it in a very recent post of mine)
@carl669
I misspelled your uid as dear kind, generous, sweet, unassuming @kidsandliz pointed out. My end of 2016 wish for you as stated above still holds.
@kidsandliz is a bit of a ratfink. . Hmmm.
Anyway normally I would blame autocorrect and my iPhone which specializes in making me look stupid.
But @f00l is the Goat.
The blame goes to @f00l for the
Misspelled username.
All apologies. Now stop being sober. Immediately.
@PlacidPenguin I bet you and auto correct had a big fight over that post.
@Kidsandliz
Not relayly, escalepiyly coeisidrngng taht I uesd the jubmele coammdnd.
@PlacidPenguin
Yes definitely
/8ball Did I forgot about the jubmele command due to the 8 ball command?
@PlacidPenguin
@kidsandliz
waht deos the jubmele coammdnd do?
Boxing day is for … Boxers?
Is it:
Or:
Or perhaps:
Or this:
Or maybe this?
@rockblossom
To infinity and beyond on this question.