Good news!
19Coming soon to a grocery store near you –
Yes! Isn’t it wonderful?
http://mentalfloss.com/article/591566/kelloggs-releasing-baby-shark-cereal
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
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Coming soon to a grocery store near you –
Yes! Isn’t it wonderful?
http://mentalfloss.com/article/591566/kelloggs-releasing-baby-shark-cereal
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Oh darn. It’s got the glutens. Kid doesn’t do well with that.
I sure am sad we won’t have a daily reminder of that song at breakfast. What a shame.
@Thumperchick I’ll write to them for you and see if they can make some gluten free cereal.
@Barney thanks.
For @RiotDemon
@Barney I’m not sure what’s worse, having this nightmare stuck in my head or Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy.
/youtube roomie official bad guy number one
@RiotDemon But now you can have Baby Shark stuck in your head while you have a full tummy. Yum!
@Barney I played this for my daughter. She starts singing "Baby Shark do do do do do fuck you baby shark
@carl669
@rtjhnstn Are you sure you weren’t listening to the @carl669 special “fuck you” version?
@carl669
Look what I found!
Isn’t this wonderful, too?
@Barney Not really, no.
I had a chance to get a singing Baby Shark plushie for free.
I decided not to be evil.
@narfcake What is wrong with you!?!
@Barney
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@narfcake it would be perfect for the next meh exchange
@narfcake Not sure if being a grouch or averting a crisis.
Good news?
/giphy Great News!
“the cereal, which contains brightly-colored, berry-flavored loops and marshmallows” Why aren’t they shark shaped to swim around in the milk??? They are fruit loops with marshmallows in a new box.
@callow Have a seat. I want to tell you about a little concept known as ‘Capitalism.’
@callow @gregormehndel
An anagram of capitalism is ‘italic spam’.
@gregormehndel @narfcake They would capitalize more it they were sharks!
I’m all for this if it helps drown out the neuron-killing endlessly repeating “The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round …” in the supermarket. OTOH, anything that makes little kids want to eat that cereal is offensive in its own right.
Be sure to do the Kellogg’s Rewards thing if you also happen to regularly buy Pringles, Morningstar, and Keebler stuff. Free stuff, including, most importantly, gift cards.
So my mom called to let me know that baby shark was touring and going to be NOLA…and why don’t I bring the tot into town for that and wouldn’t she love that…is it fair to not get myself a ticket but send grandma since it was her idea?
@amehzinggrace Do I look like Dear Abby to you?
@Barney
@ruouttaurmind
Dear G.R. Ace,
Do you love your mother?
Barney
@Barney
@ruouttaurmind
Dear G.R. Ace,
You insufferable bitch. It’s people like you who make it hard for me to be nice.
Now fuck off.
Barney
@carl669
@Barney why not…lol
Are you saying you’d like to attend in lieu of grandma?..its also coming to the dfw area…in fact i can google the sites and see what other great cities it’ll be appearing in if you want to attend…
@Barney @ruouttaurmind and btw…the baby shark doesn’t annoy me…i’ve learned to sing and dance along…and annoy everyone else around me…share the fun…muahahaha
Copying from the other thread:
Anyone watch The Walking Dead? Remember when Daryl was imprisoned and they played the song Easy Street nonstop to torture him? If Baby Shark had existed in that world, it would have been a no brainer.
@cinoclav I recently watched a Starz series (Magic City) which starred Negan as a mid-century hotel developer in SoFlo, Mad Men style. Shocking to see him out and about without Lucille.
@ruouttaurmind JDM is an amazing actor.
@cinoclav I have only seen him in TWD and Magic City. In TWD he beat Glenn to death with a baseball bat. In Magic City he beat a mob enforcer, Jimmy Shoes, to death with a lead sap.
@cinoclav Aw, I have never seen TWD and was thinking it was Easy Street from Annie, and was like that’s not a torture.
Others may disagree.
@mossygreen Sure, it’s fine once or twice. But listen to it for 48 hours nonstop. On the other hand, I feel the same way about the Easy Street I linked above. It’s really catchy.
@cinoclav Must be the Gapless Loop.
I…kind of want to try it. Looks yummy.
Though I’ve heard of it, I really have no idea what Baby Shark is but I am pretty JACKED about KISS Cereal which was just released…How can one “Rock N Roll All Nite” without a good breakfast???
@tohar1 Oooh, I’m going to “Lick it up.”