Goatvember - question for the masses
11So, I’m just kind of doing my thing. Not really sure what the path is. My OCD wants to know if I’m headed in the right direction. I can switch gears, but you all pulled the plug out of the dam and it’s flowing. I’ve looked at past goat posts and it seems my path is… different? Anywho… if you want to see some juggling or some sweet jumps on a dirt bike or a picture of my dog being dumb… like, comment and subscribe. Or, um… just point in any random direction. And then blame me.
Happy to be here!
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This. Just do whatever you feel like.
@narfcake Fine. I will strive for mediocrity.
1/3 of the way home 
I agree, do whatever you feel like.
Each goat does what they want. Some ghost, some reply to comments on the goat thread, others make daily threads like you are doing… and others do whatever…
Random and different is good
I’ve enjoyed the “getting to know capnjb series” as is! How you go forward is entirely your call. As mentioned, each (of us) goats differently.
I’m really enjoying all your posts! Please continue to do your thing.

Those things would be great too!
@Kyeh Well, shit. Time to charge the GoPro.
@capnjb I’m wondering why this topic got that odd banner … a line drawing of a voluptuous anime character?
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Made me look! Lol
They must’ve changed it to the 2 cute goats!
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Oh, hah - much better!
I’m really enjoying the posts. Each Goat is different. More Dumb Dog pics!
@ironcheftoni Have you ever seen Jaws?

@capnjb Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the yard!
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@capnjb @ironcheftoni @narfcake some days I might prefer a single large one to the herd trying to get stepped on/trip me.
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@unksol Like this one?
@capnjb @ironcheftoni @Kyeh @narfcake that’s more step on me… You know how your cat absolutely must get in the way/run in front of you like a dolphin/get under your feet? Cause they are a cat?
Now do that times at least 5… While they are playing with each other while you are getting them food. And they are stalking you. And you are trying to feed them, clean the boxes, get your coffee/water and go to work. Then stairs. They are little terrorists.
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill
/youtube Simons-cat-staircase
And it’s a holiday so thanks for the reminder lol. No cheat days.
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I bet you’ve perfected the “cat owner’s shuffle” - you don’t pick up your feet, you just kind of slide them so you don’t step on anybody.
@capnjb @ironcheftoni @Kyeh @narfcake nope. More of a “ok I know Guinan might be here and I can’t see Coco or Alex with the lights off. And shit who was that… damn it who is I the dishwasher/on the counter. And ffs just let me… Seriously guys just… Wait is somebody crying from being shut in the bathroom? I was I there 10 seconds and I checked before closing the door how the?” Full leg under the door and 4 cats standing around. I swear.
@capnjb @ironcheftoni @narfcake @unksol
Sounds exhausting!
@capnjb @ironcheftoni @Kyeh @narfcake I definitely did not scream at them to stop just now while trying to do some work, try and pull one or two out from behind the computer messing with the wires, then three or four who were mountain climbing/banging off the walls in the closet. Naturally Dartanyan was at the peak leading the fuckers.
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@unksol, Chief Cat Wrangler
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“I’m living with 10 cats!”
(This is from the Kittisaurus owner’s channel and has English subtitles.)
@capnjb @ironcheftoni @Kyeh @narfcake pretty kitties. My couch/living room does not look near that good but then I’m not on YouTube to be judged lol.
They mellow out eventually anyway I’m just giving up on the strange noises. I will find what they messed up eventually. If they get themselves in trouble they will cry. And the rest will show up. 4 on me at the moment. The rest are mostly in eyesight in other beds.
Tell the OCD yes. Goat can choose the path. Can continue the therapy sessions after November if you wish
I have been lurking. Can relate to some of the posts and will try to add my 2 cents soonish.
@speediedelivery Not sure if you’re paying attention to inflation, but I’m going to need about 4 cents. Unless you still have Meh coupons. We can discuss.
@capnjb Drat. Must scrounge around for more pennies. No coupons, I did not purchase any in the Irkathon. I might be able to trade in an official shirt or bag though.
Like a Jedi, each goat must choose its own path! FWIW your path is quite enjoyable, so just keep being you! It is quite interesting
@tinamarie1974 Well, my daughter took over the trooper duties so I guess I can Jedi

@capnjb that is a great picture
/showme finger pointing in a random direction in the style of Picaso
I did absolutely nothing during my goat month, like not a single thing.
You keep doing you, you’re already a much better goat than me.
@Ignorant In your defense, you at least showed up to ignore everybody.
As everyone has said there is no path. You just do you. Just catching up on posts and I think you’re doing excellent. Sharing stories is a great way to go. And no one is going to care if you stop/run out/miss a day or the rest of the month. Never mind it’s the holidays and more important things to focus on.
Sharing some things that personal takes some guts. But sounds like there’s been some triumphs in there which are always nice to here.