Goatmas in July (July 2017 nominations)

narfcake had a quick thing to say said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 10:27am ET

What - we can’t blame @cranky1950 forever? Some goat needs to be blamed for that!

Soooo … who should be the next scapegoat?

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f00l said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 10:37am ET:

I blame @cranky1950 that we need a new Goat for July.

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sammydog01 said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:00pm ET:

How about @riotdemon?

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- @sammydog01 I thought she was getting October …
  
  (… plus every October afterwards!)
  
  narfcake said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:19pm ET
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- @narfcake eep. Yeah, @mfladd (where is he?) held back his nominations so I could get October. I’d definitely make a better Halloween goat than a July goat.
  
  RiotDemon said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:28pm ET
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- @RiotDemon
  
  @mfladd is being very quiet.
  
  @mfladd, we miss you! K?
  
  f00l said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 1:32pm ET
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RiotDemon said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:29pm ET:

I nominate @WTFsunshine cuz that name is funny.

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- @RiotDemon Hmmm …
  
  “I got my Dad a bull penis cane…actual penis from a bull …”
  
  narfcake said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:32pm ET
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- @narfcake @RiotDemon Now I’m really, really apprehensive about my Mehrican exchange box on the way from @WTFsunshine.
  
  OldCatLady said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 9:49pm ET
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- @OldCatLady bummer, no penis cane for you.
  
  RiotDemon said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 8:20am ET
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- @RiotDemon I would have made a chintz slipcover and used it.
  
  OldCatLady said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 8:49am ET
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- @OldCatLady classy!
  
  RiotDemon said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 8:56am ET
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sammydog01 said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:33pm ET:

I forgot about @huja. How could I forget about @huja? Write us a haiku for your nomination.

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- @sammydog01
  A month of haikus
  And we can blame @huja too?
  You get a + 1.
  
  narfcake said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 12:38pm ET
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- @sammydog01
  @narfcake
  
  Haiku Goat? @huja
  Surely demands the title!
  Make @huja the Goat?
  
  f00l said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 1:35pm ET
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- @sammydog01
  
  Turbulent summer
  Casa Huja’s been a madhouse
  Not going to happen
  
  huja said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 3:05pm ET
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- Fair enough, @huja.
  I will remove my vote now.
  You future goat you.
  
  narfcake said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 3:34pm ET
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- Thanks everyone. One day I shall bleat.
  
  huja said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 10:25pm ET
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- @huja will be Goat
  And bleat haiku bliss sometime
  Far in the future.
  
  f00l said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 1:13am ET
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- @huja OK, but if I forget to nominate you again it’s your fault.
  
  sammydog01 said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 8:52am ET
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narfcake said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 3:40pm ET:

Hmmm …

/8ball Should @Trillian, a recipient of a mehstery box with a speaker dock be goated?
Without a doubt

ETA: There you have it – @Trillian for July goat.

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- @narfcake Ooh, good one.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 6:15pm ET
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- BTW, @Trillian, I do apologize for the nomination, but it’s the best we can do to thank you for the super duper cool surprises you’ve done to meh’s HQ.
  
  https://meh.com/forum/topics/welcome-to-work-chud
  
  https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-easter-surprise
  
  Yes, it’s customary to goat those who do a great job. Just ask @Thumperchick.
  
  narfcake said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 10:14am ET
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- @narfcake
  @trillian
  
  No good deed …
  
  f00l said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 10:28am ET
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narfcake said Mon, Jun 26th 2017 at 9:22pm ET:

/8ball Should we have three goats this coming month, since @Pavlov wasn’t able to complete his month, @ignorant spent his month on pause, and @PlacidPenguin denies having been a goat?
Ask again later

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narfcake said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:06am ET:

/8ball It’s later now. Three goats - @Pavlov, @ignorant, and @PlacidPenguin?
Yes

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- @narfcake I think that’s a “no”
  
  Ignorant said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:06am ET
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- @Ignorant I sense resistance – so I submit this for evidence.
  
  narfcake said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:08am ET
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- @narfcake
  
  @Pavlov is preoccupied in July.
  @Ignorant? More like Ignorant.
  Leave @PlacidPenguin out of it.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:11am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Don’t you mean Ignorant? Besides …
  
  /8ball What are the chances of this happening?
  Outlook not so good
  
  narfcake said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:14am ET
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- @narfcake
  
  Nope.
  
  Meanwhile, I’m only up to season 3 of Animaniacs, and I’ve come across numerous things.
  
  Which reminds me, @f00l has 2 songs she’d liek to share in the Animaniacs song thread (whenever she gets around to it).
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:16am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Of those numerous things, any that you want to rewind back to the opening scene for?
  
  narfcake said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 12:18am ET
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RiotDemon said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 9:15am ET:

I nominate @CaptAmehrican cuz she voted for me even though I should be Halloween goat.

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- @RiotDemon I boat I don’t goat.
  
  CaptAmehrican said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 2:46pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican
  /image Goat in boat
  
  OldCatLady said Tue, Jun 27th 2017 at 2:56pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 12:10am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican
  
  /giphy boat goat
  
  f00l said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 10:29am ET
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somf69 said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 12:20am ET:

Here we go again…

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jbartus said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 8:18am ET:

@kidsandliz

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- @jbartus Nope not in July. I won’t even be home until the night of the 6th and internet here is iffy…
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 9:43am ET
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- @jbartus Pssst. August.
  
  @Kidsandliz See above.
  
  narfcake said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 10:12am ET
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- @narfcake pulls out his most petulant whiny voice
  
  Fiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeee!
  
  jbartus said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 6:09pm ET
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- @jbartus And now I won’t be back until the 8th - because, well, BLUEBERRIES and if we can find them in the blueberry patch - BLACKBERRIES (been cold here though so perhaps not yet ripe enough yet).
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 7:32pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz
  
  I just got more blackberries last night.
  
  I’m ecstatic.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 7:34pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Picked or store bought?
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 30th 2017 at 10:59pm ET
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sammydog01 said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 7:38pm ET:

Who decided that goat nominees get to pick their months? I call shenanigans.

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- @sammydog01 You want a good goat? Then draft them when they have time or have bizarre talents that match a month : )
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 28th 2017 at 7:40pm ET
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- @sammydog01 AGREED.
  
  @Kidsandliz not having time / being available was thrown out for me, what makes it valid for you?
  
  jbartus said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 4:31am ET
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- @jbartus Damn, we agree on something.
  /giphy end of the world
  
  sammydog01 said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 10:05am ET
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- @jbartus Because somebody died and hopefully made me king??? LOL
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 10:40am ET
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Kidsandliz said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 10:41am ET:

So who has the goat icon now that it is the first and @cranky1950 no longer has it?

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- @Kidsandliz Look above, where it mentions the “mehstory of a mystery box…”
  
  There isn’t a thread (yet) for the new Goat.
  
  Shrdlu said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 10:48am ET
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sammydog01 said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 11:53am ET:

Nice badge @trillian!

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- @sammydog01 God, that badge looks really weird next to my name.
  
  Trillian said Sat, Jul 1st 2017 at 3:58pm ET
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Goatmas in July (July 2017 nominations)

(… plus every October afterwards!)