Goat Day 24: Hotelpocalypse

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Good afternoon, folks. Today, I'm finally going to continue my rant about the San Diego Comic Con Booking process. You can read part one here...

HOTELPOCALYPSE

After you get your badge for Comic Con, the biggest stress happens soon after (It started today). It's affectionately called "Hotelpocalypse." SDCC contracts a company called Travel Planners to book a block of hotels for guests at a discounted price. They have a whole range of choices. Here's the 2015 list:

Comic Con 2015 Hotel List

It's a nice, varied choice. There are multiple areas you could end up.... but there are only two main places the majority of guests go: Downtown or Mission Valley. Downtown is great because the convention hall is right nearby, almost within walking distance. The Mission Valley Hotels are away from downtown, but you get free shuttle service to downtown if you choose. It's also a bit quieter.

Downtown hotels are most popular because they seem to contain the least amount of headaches, namely close to the convention center and food choices.

So how do you sign up? Well, here's a breakdown. Seems detailed right?

Well, I've done this process for 5 years in a row, and I have yet to ever score a downtown hotel that I chose. I did get one one year, but it was in an extremely expensive, $275/night Manchester Grand Hyatt... I never said I wanted to be in that place, specifically because I knew I couldn't afford that.

Now you may think "Billy Goat (Wow, why hasn't anyone called me this yet?), are you not following the process? Are you acting slow to the punch?" No. In fact I timed it this year... It took 2 minutes and 10 seconds for me to choose my preferred hotels. It took me similar times the years before. Why haven't I scored a downtown hotel? Because I'm too slow.

How fast do you think you could fill out that form when you factor in a 30-45 second delay in loading the page? It's a tad ridiculous.

Luckily, I've been able to score a cheap Mission Valley hotel a few weeks later... But damn it, I want to stay downtown one of these years...

Maybe this year? We'll find out in a day or two.

TODAY'S DEAL

Speaking of Comic Con, do you know how much bottled water costs there? $3.50 a bottle (Might be $4 now). I have a filtered water bottle at home (I received one in a Bag of Crap a few years ago). The convention center has water fountains EVERYWHERE. Guess what? You buy today's bottle and bring it to a convention setting, and you've already paid for them after two fill-ups. Pretty sweet, huh?

ABE VIGODA UPDATE

Still alive.

TODAY'S QUESTION

What item have you bought that paid for itself rather quickly?

Until tomorrow, BLEAT!!!