Goat Day 11: Ask a Goat Anything, Volume 1

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Hello folks. Today's journal will basically be a rapid fire answering of all your questions in the first of perhaps 2 or 3 volumes of Ask a Goat Anything! Let's get to your questions.

@communist writes: "whats your day job when youre not goating around meh.com" Web Programmer/Vigilante. Just don't tell anybody about the first part.

@dashcloud writes: "What's your favorite memory of the Internet from the 90's?" The introduction of Tables. Yes kids, there was a time that websites didn't have table structures. It was a wondrous time.

@JonT writes: What is your favorite Mediocre/Meh memory? TL;DR I fingered my dog

@joelmw writes: "What's with this whole goat thing anyway?" If I may go on a bit of a rant here.... goats are getting way too much flak lately. With Goats being Elsa...

To Sprint Loving Goats...

To GEICO... This one hurts me as a Goat.

Goats are people, all right??? We're being exploited and we shouldn't be marginalized and someone who you can blame willy nilly. We must fight for the right to be goats.... WHO'S WITH ME?

Oh, to answer your question: I don't know.

@Cerridwyn has three questions.... Greedy....

"coffee or tea?" Neither. I don't drink caffeine.
"beer or scotch?" Scotchka.... Look it up.
"innie or outtie?" Pervert

@squid_07 writes: "Most horrific moment of your life as you know it?"

Becoming Goat....

Seriously, it was my first Spelling Bee in front of the entire school. I went in cocky, thinking I knew how to spell all the words. So I'm like cock of the walk, I got this... My mom is in the audience, I'm pumped, I'm going to win this. I'm th ebest speller EVER.... My first word? Ballot. Simple right? But my teacher pronounced it "Ballit". Like, I thought, watching Spelling Bees of the past, that this was a weird word that they give you to trip you up. I go up the microphone and I go "B-A-L-L.... E?-T???"

ding

I cried...

And cried....

I blamed my mom... She was there. She made me nervous. I was so broken up about it, my mom took me out of school and took me to Little Caesar's to get pizza... This baffled my fellow students and they wouldn't let me forget it.... Until the rumor of my father "catching me watching the Playboy Channel and slammed my male parts into a drawer as punishment" took that humiliation over, but that's another story for another time.

Fast forward to 8th grade, and I eventually won that spelling bee. I defeated a 5th grader with the word "scrumptious."

@Lotsofgoats writes: "if I show up at midnight EDT (yea it's a D now because DST [the worst]) just for the chance to be disappointed by the daily offering and then the daily offering is disappointing, am I really disappointed?" Reply hazy, try again.

And finally, my upstate NY sister from another mister @Thumperchick writes: "Which mehrican(s) would you most want to have lunch with?" The easy answer is @snapster because I've always wanted to talk to a being with 8 legs, but honestly, I'd go with @mediocrebot because he/she is always on point with posts.

Thanks for your questions, gang. I think I may try this again next week, so prepare for me to reply, seriously or most likely not.

TODAY'S QUESTION

What was the biggest humiliation you ever had to endure in school that you can truly laugh about now?

Until tomorrow.... BLEAT!!!!