Goat Day 1: In Like a Lion!

BillLehecka went on a bit of a rant said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 3:30pm ET

As your March Scapegoat, I figured I'd start a journal discussing what it truly means to be a Meh Scapegoat. I may even feature some of your blames and work with you to figure out why it's truly my fault. I hope you enjoy this series as I am certain by the end of the first week I'll half-ass it, realizing what a terrible mistake I made.

I don't currently have the goat badge yet, but I will. I assume @JonT gets a day off. @snapster is a benevolent octopus... At least I hope he is.

They say March enters like a lion and goes out like a lamb... I'm here to prove that a goat keeps on bleating on.

I want to thank you all for choosing me to be your March Goat 2015. I promise to disappoint each and every one of you.

Today's deal was Grilling Planks. I almost bought these, but I decided against it because I've never cooked with planks before, so why start trying, right? Actually, if they were still available, I'd probably jump on them now, but I didn't. Sadly, you can't blame me for the sellout... But you probably will.

If you have a question for yours goatly, comment below. You may be featured in one of my journal entries. You'll receive no prize. Not even a button. Heck, you'll be better off if I just ignore you.

Thanks for reading. I'll be back tomorrow with another Goat Entry.

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Cerridwyn said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 3:40pm ET:

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- @Cerridwyn some of those look more like sheep than goats
  
  Foxborn said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 5:03pm ET
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dis_member said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 3:56pm ET:
1. If you could have a goatly superpower, what would it be?
  
  2. If you could choose the next item to sell on Meh, what would you choose?
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Barney said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 3:59pm ET:

Congrats to @BillLehecka. He will make a most excellent goat. (One last time--Baaaaaaa!) I'd also like to take a minute to thank everyone for allowing Barney to be your February goat. Also, thanks to @Joelmw for nominating me and to @Thumperchick for giving Barney the "gift of gab".
Oh, and one more thing, in the future whenever you think of Barney, please remember:

Happy purple!

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- @SIMBM I'd be remiss if I didn't mention your many previous Barney goat nominations. Thanks, bud!
  
  Barney said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 4:14pm ET
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- @Barney we finally have confirmation I guess.
  
  Ignorant said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 4:19pm ET
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- @YourPurpleness: February seemed so short, it just flew by. Thanks for serving your community! Now @Barney joins the ranks of honored scapegoats.
  
  kdemo said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 5:04pm ET
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- @Barney you've been a wonderful scapegoat. Thanks for blabbing it up with us.
  
  Thumperchick said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 5:12pm ET
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- @Barney Thank you!
  
  duodec said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 6:27pm ET
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- @Barney You rock. Just wish I was around more this past month to enjoy your goatness. <3
  
  cinoclav said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 6:28pm ET
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- @Barney
  
  Squid_07 said Wed, Mar 4th 2015 at 2:56am ET
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bluedog said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 4:30pm ET:

@BillLehecka Congratulations on being the sacrificial goat for March. BTW I blame you for my mediocre socks traveling through 5 states so far and still not in NY.

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- @bluedog if it makes you feel any better im in upstate ny and my socks arrived, they are so grey its meh
  
  communist said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 3:13am ET
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- I like purple.
  
  Barney said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 1:39pm ET
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- @Barney Just wait till you see my horns! You'll have to wait till April though. I'll be wearing my green ones in March.
  
  bluedog said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 2:49pm ET
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- @bluedog Post purple pix, please. :-)
  
  Barney said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 4:06pm ET
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- @Barney Of course!
  
  bluedog said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 4:26pm ET
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jsh139 said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 4:39pm ET:

Congrats @BillLehecka!

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kdemo said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 5:09pm ET:

Well, @BillLehecka, guess you have your March-ing orders. Here's your cape, and long live The Goat!

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- kdemo said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 5:17pm ET
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Thumperchick said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 5:14pm ET:

Looks like your badge has shown up, making everything officially your fault. Good luck, you neoprene bathing son of a goat.

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Kidsandliz said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 7:17pm ET:

here you go neoprene goat insulated lunch tote for you

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readnj said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 7:29pm ET:

@BillLehecka it is obviously your fault that the first meh off the month, cedar planks that nobody wanted, sold out before east coast wake up time.

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dashcloud said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 9:11pm ET:

@billlehecka What do you think of Sprint's ads featuring you (or perhaps a relative of you)?

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bludgeon said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 10:30pm ET:

Congratulations, Billy-heck-of-a-Goat

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Lotsofgoats said Sun, Mar 1st 2015 at 11:47pm ET:

if there's no fuku and I stayed up for no reason then I'm preemptively blaming you now, goat

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- damn goat 😠
  
  Lotsofgoats said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 12:00am ET
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MsELizardBeth said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 12:09am ET:

Congrats on the goaty status!!

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march5th00 said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 12:10am ET:

I enter like a what?! Oh. The month. Got it.

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festercluck said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 2:13am ET:

The videos on Youtube have entirely too few likes. Komedy Kornhole, and therefore Hank Harland, is lacking any promotional consideration beyond supporting the occasional product offerings ops you seem so focused on. Goat, quit selling out and bleat for the fans. That funny looking cock needs to be exposed.

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Boomdabah said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 11:43am ET:

Wow. What a goat!

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somf69 said Mon, Mar 2nd 2015 at 9:14pm ET:

winner, winner, goat dinner

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joelmw said Tue, Mar 3rd 2015 at 11:19am ET:

@BillLehecka Congrats, man. I missed the first couple of days, but I'm liking your reign already--and look forward to your discussion of the goathood.

And well done presiding over February and ushering in the Year of the Goat, @Barney.

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Squid_07 said Wed, Mar 4th 2015 at 3:04am ET:

@billlehecka congrats

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