Game Time: How Not to Care For Your Irk Stuffie
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Ah geez, would you look at that? Another Irk stuffie into the woodchipper! It just keeps happening! People need to be more careful.
You know what? We need to teach people how to handle these little guys properly. And what better way than through example!
And by example, I mean show us pictures of what NOT to do with the stuffie. Situations your Irk should probably not be in. Like one of those gratuitous workplace safety videos. (You don’t have to inflict bodily harm on it. Psychological harm may be permitted.)
Don’t got your own stuffie (yet)? Well, here’s a handy dandy transparent pic of one. Go wild! (In the name of safety.)
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Incest? Self-pleasure? DID?
@mbersiam jfc
@mbersiam @Thumperchick The eyelashes
Irk loves his new roommate.
@sammydog01 thats an efn doll for paranormal investigating to antagonize the spirits!
@luseruser Don’t make her angry. You won’t like her when she’s angry.
Will IRK blend?
/showme a angry IRK stuffie spirit doll.
That reminds me, where did mine g… oh.
I have way too many odd stuffies
@pakopako He’s suffocated.
@Kyeh stuffocated
@pakopako
@Kyeh @pakopako
That was gonna be mine
I think Irk got into my liquor cabinet and decided he wanted to go for a ride
Also not very safe for him to be cuddling w our first goat dog. He is fond of removing stuffing on floofies
Hmm. Need carrots and potatoes.
@rockblossom You have been selected as a winner. The restraints and pose got me. Along with the imposing butcher knife.
@ThomasF Wooo, I’m a winner!
Thanks! 
So what is it we … 
(remembering all of those things that show up in the snailmailbox with “Congratulations! You are a Winner!” printed on the envelope) won, exactly?
@mikibell
Dapper Dan is NOT being cool.
@Bingo You have been selected as a winner. Real clean, clear shot. Irk in focus with Dan out of focus in the back. Good stuff.
@ThomasF Wow! Thank you! I honestly didn’t even realize there were prizes up for grabs. Happy Birthday and thanks again!
Mine are still suffocating in their original bags.
@heartny You finally found your kitchen, huh? Looks like I need to send you a new recipe book for your microwave.
@barnabee Hello! Yes, my microwave is the only appliance in my kitchen that gets used. I could probably use some recipes
Odd bathing ritual.
@cbilyak could use a bidet
I stuck him up on Mount Irkmore.
Or maybe not so much!]2
(made manually with MS paint)
Irk shouldn’t be sitting in a nuclear reactor. It’s just not going to give him the super powers he’s looking for.
Like a lot of people’s, he’s suffocating and I’m doing nothing to save him.
Tragically, I don’t have a cannon. Here my little girl taking out her frustrations that meh is getting so much attention.
I’m sure they’re just playing!
She is now sulking because I took her Irk away. Honestly, she showed more enthusiasm than she has for any squeak toys this past year (EXCEPT when I’m on a Zoom).
I have consoled her with half a brat (the wurst, not the child type) but then the printer made noises so she’s back to sulking.
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Well done. I appreciate everyone’s submissions. All-around amusing and prime examples of what not to do with your Irk stuffie.
I know it’s over but I had an idea!
Not my finest work but it’ll do.