PICTURE OF YOUR OWN BARE FEET IN THE GRASS (USERNAME IN SHARPIE ON ONE FOOT FOR AUTHENTICATION)
VIDEO CLIP TAKEN BY YOU OF ANYONE PLAYING “WE ARE MEH” (THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS’S THEME FOR MEH’S TWITTER ACCOUNT) ON ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
PHOTO OF AN ORIGINAL DRAWING OF IRK
VIDEO CLIP OF ONE OF YOUR SOCKS, DOING AN IMPRESSION OF GLEN, SAYING “[YOUR USERNAME] IS THE BEST!”
No Photoshop (or equivalent)! No Google Image Search (or equivalent)!
The first five participants to post all four items will “win” one crummy piece of Meh junk each. The community’s favorite entrant, as measured by comment stars, will receive three crummy pieces of Meh junk, whether s/he is in the first five or not.
I feel like I should specify: The musical instrument could be a kazoo. Or a child’s xylophone. The performance does not need to be the whole song. Or good.
@KDemo yeah, mon! Didn’t want to try to write on my foot with a ballpoint pen, between sunburn and sand fly bites I expect that would have been torture.
Here’s another frame from my slo-mo livestreaming to the Meh forums:
@mikibell Please don’t take offence, but that is in fact the correct spelling outside of the United States. …
And Summer Heights High is an Australian mockumentary television series, so certainly no correction necessary.
@curtise bahhh… I still can’t keep words with z and s spelled correctly after 6 months using Australian spell check I am not messing with s and c words!
curtise ran away with the fan favorite category, and will therefore receive additional pieces of Meh garbage.
DefDC and First Loser @sammydog01 both uploaded performances of the wrong Meh theme, as medz points out above. As a result of this irregularity, you each receive status demotions: DefDC to First Five Second Class and sammydog01 to First Loser Second Class. The award given at these lower levels is one crummy piece of Meh swag, same as the other “winners”.
A white Meh squishy puck arrived in my mailbox today- I assume it’s my first loser second class prize. Although the prize is very meh indeed the shipping was quite satisfactory as it actually arrived (unlike my fantasy football prize from last year). Thanks @Matthew!
I received a black stress puck today as well! It’s going to my office to defy the new 5S policies and give me something to squeeze when on the phone. Thanks @matthew!
Post these items in this thread:
PICTURE OF YOUR OWN BARE FEET IN THE GRASS (USERNAME IN SHARPIE ON ONE FOOT FOR AUTHENTICATION)
VIDEO CLIP TAKEN BY YOU OF ANYONE PLAYING “WE ARE MEH” (THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS’S THEME FOR MEH’S TWITTER ACCOUNT) ON ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
PHOTO OF AN ORIGINAL DRAWING OF IRK
VIDEO CLIP OF ONE OF YOUR SOCKS, DOING AN IMPRESSION OF GLEN, SAYING “[YOUR USERNAME] IS THE BEST!”
No Photoshop (or equivalent)! No Google Image Search (or equivalent)!
The first five participants to post all four items will “win” one crummy piece of Meh junk each. The community’s favorite entrant, as measured by comment stars, will receive three crummy pieces of Meh junk, whether s/he is in the first five or not.
Oh man, As much as I enjoy Meh junk, this is too much work.
Beyond my capabilities, but really fun idea! Good luck everyone!
Im way too drunk to do thiis , got anythinh eadsier?
@Matthew Deadline for people’s choice? I have to know if I can learn to post videos in time. YouTube is hard.
@sammydog01 We’ll go by vote count at the moment Monday’s (Sunday night’s) sale goes up.
I feel like I should specify: The musical instrument could be a kazoo. Or a child’s xylophone. The performance does not need to be the whole song. Or good.
@nogoodwithnames agreed
It’s wet out here…
Golden voice
Beautiful
Glennn
Bonus video! Leeloo standing in for Irk likeness.
It’s LAAAATE. And cold in the night garden. Fresh sod.
I am a singer, but you were pretty specific that you wanted instrumentals, so Alto Renaissance Recorder it is!
(complete with ending slowdown I might add…)
Le Irk en encre… (Irk in ink)
(actually shocked at how well that turned out)
Glen telling it like it is!
I think my Glen is passable, though I am no @matthew, clearly! But I get bonus points for using a Mediocre Sock, right?
And there we have it!
@curtise No fair! People voted for your sweet shirt.
@medz I know I did.
Feets:
We Are Meh:
Irk:
Glen:
@djslack - You’re in Jamaica, mon? Extra credit!
@KDemo yeah, mon! Didn’t want to try to write on my foot with a ballpoint pen, between sunburn and sand fly bites I expect that would have been torture.
Here’s another frame from my slo-mo livestreaming to the Meh forums:
@djslack - That’s just mean, although the sun is finally beginning to make its appearance here in WA. Enjoy it for the rest of us!
And don’t forget the sunscreen!!
Yes, neighbors. I was singing about an internet website.
It’s baffling how many people had looked at Foot Irk before I even posted this.
TIL irk has a foot grass fetish.
I won’t contribute to your sick perversions irk.
/giphy uh-uh
@f00l c’mon, it’s fun
@medz
Too lazy to do videos.
Damn. I actually had the free time to do this too and there’s already five entries. I can only blame myself.
/giphy womp womp
My turn, my turn! I claim first loser!
@sammydog01
@sammydog01
@sammydog01
@sammydog01
@sammydog01 is the best!
@KDemo Awww, thanks!
This was the correct song.
“We are Meh” - The meh twitter (@WeAreMeh) theme:
If you played this song, however, you are disqualified!
“They Could Try Harder” - The meh theme:
@medz Thanks for telling me after the contest was over.
/giphy douchebag
(I like you anyway.)
@sammydog01
/giphy sorry not sorry
@medz oh man, can’t you edit that to fix the misspelling?
@mikibell Nope. That technology won’t be available for another 5-10 years. Sorry.
@mikibell Please don’t take offence, but that is in fact the correct spelling outside of the United States.
…
And Summer Heights High is an Australian mockumentary television series, so certainly no correction necessary.
@curtise Colour me impressed!
@curtise bahhh… I still can’t keep words with z and s spelled correctly after 6 months using Australian spell check
I am not messing with s and c words!
WINNERS’ CIRCLE:
@medz
@curtise
@djslack
@DefDC
@huggernaut
curtise ran away with the fan favorite category, and will therefore receive additional pieces of Meh garbage.
DefDC and First Loser @sammydog01 both uploaded performances of the wrong Meh theme, as medz points out above. As a result of this irregularity, you each receive status demotions: DefDC to First Five Second Class and sammydog01 to First Loser Second Class. The award given at these lower levels is one crummy piece of Meh swag, same as the other “winners”.
/giphy prize room
@matthew I’m gonna have “First Loser, Second Class” tattooed on my ass.
@matthew Hooray for more crummy Meh swag! Thanks for putting together a fun weekend activity/last 11% of phone battery challenge!
@matthew
I’m so excited!!!
Can one of my prizes be a copy of the short film One Man Brand??? I’m still dying to see it!
@sammydog01
If it’s alright with you, we don’t need picture proof.
A white Meh squishy puck arrived in my mailbox today- I assume it’s my first loser second class prize. Although the prize is very meh indeed the shipping was quite satisfactory as it actually arrived (unlike my fantasy football prize from last year). Thanks @Matthew!
@sammydog01 I got a black one! I think the one at work is white…
I received a black stress puck today as well! It’s going to my office to defy the new 5S policies and give me something to squeeze when on the phone. Thanks @matthew!