I already have a label created for my purchased fuko from yesterday (verified with order number). Fed-Ex says anticipated ship date of today. Labeled as 1.0 Lbs 6x4x1
Got my notification with typical placeholder stats. Not hoping for much, but if i get a bunch of something, thinking they will be in the gift bags for the wedding bridal party.
My wife just told me my crap is on the way. I told her there is no way she knows my bowel habits when I have to take a dump. She said no-got an e-mail that says your fucko from meh is on its way. Now I understand.
To reach me from Meh Central, the package must travel approximately 12 miles due west. So far, it’s gone 18 miles south and 25 miles northwest and is still approximately 12 miles from me.
Mine shipped as well, still placeholder 1 lb. don’t think I’ve ever seen them ship so fast. Little disconcerting haha. But awesome and can’t wait to get mine next week…
Whelp. Looks like mine is still in placeholder mode. 7x7x7 and 1 pound. Due to arrive 7/17/18. Will have to check tomorrow and see if it’s updated to something better than a one pound cube! Regardless, my cats will love the box.
Mine says it will arrive at my new address on the 21st. The day before I get there. I think it will probably stay at the post office for me to pick up, since our new place is up a private road, and the mailbox is way down at the main road. (ugh- what a pain.)
my other order placed a day after my fuko and shipped on the same day, somehow leapfrogged over my fuko to arrive a day early! love the travel mug. fuko still set to arrive tomorrow. lucky/unlucky friday the 13th?
My dimensions finally updated to 35x19x14 in. but it’s still only 1lb. If the size is true, it’s the biggest Fuko I’ve ever received. That’s the purchased one. The gifted one has not yet updated. More to come.
My proverbial cherry is getting popped with this one as well. Still listed as 7 inches cubed, also weighing the standard .45kg. It is scheduled to reach eastern Oregon(aka my house) 7-20. I’ve never been so excited anticipating indifference in my life…maybe my divorce…six and a half one way/half a bakers dozen the other.
@MrMikenIkes - Me too, even though my previous Fuko consisted of the black bag plus three fidget spinners, two Chef Pals meat thermometers, a set of collapsible cups, and a 12-inch Prince Xizor figurine. But just having the red bag will be nice!
Ok, two fukos updated. One is 14.4lbs, 15x14x14, second is 17lbs, 23x19x9.
I blame @Pooltoywolf that I am somewhat excited to see the contents. Damn you.
Mine got dropped off today. In an assuming box only with the label to know it was from meh.com By some miracle what showed up is exactly what I hoped for. Deebot mini 2 robotic vacuum. Never thought I’d get a Fuko much less a roboVac
It’s been on a wild ride with varying delivery dates ranging from next Tuesday, Monday, Saturday, back to Tuesday and finally settling on tomorrow in the latest update.
It finally it coughed it up though!
28.2 lbs / 12.79 kgs
18x16x15 in.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched a package’s progress so closely in my life, lol!
I also got my tracking number from tracking by reference.
Me too. Shipping info sent to fedex this morning.
shipped and arrived at FedEx. scheduled for delivery by end of day Monday.
7x7x7, 1lb
@carl669 Samsies
@carl669 same here
@carl669 likewise
ACK! I missed this. Looked for it too. Sorry there are 2 thread.
already have shipping info, due here Friday!
Ffs @litchme you’re all over things. I just got my notification.
I got my notification… Weird, because I already got the box yesterday. It was a time machine!
My package went from Centersville, TN to WAYTHEHELLUPNORTHINOHIO ? It was 4 hours from me, and now it’s 9 hours from me. WTF? Good job FedEx!
7x7x7, 1lb, due on Tuesday?
/giphy but how?

UPDATE: 7x7x7 1lb --> 36x16x14… and 1 lb
Also got my tracking number, so fast!
Current package stats: 1lb, 35x17x14"
@SkyyPunk they’re sending you the world’s longest toothpick
Updated, now 29lbs!
@SkyyPunk I predict it’s going to suck.
@Cloudscout it might also leave me steaming
Ah I missed this thread, posted on the other one. Got my confirmation this evening:

Got my tracking, showed a 7" cube at 1lb when I checked a few hours ago, but now shows as 36x17x13 but still just listed as 1lb.
Due here Monday. 7x7x7, 1lb… For now
Due here SATURDAY!!! 1 lb. And 7" cubed
Mine is still processing.
Got my email, it’s due Friday, placeholder size and weight for now.
Due on Friday the 13th…that can’t be good!
@Hskrjer99
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/unlucky-charms-2
Unlucky Charms
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
Super fast shipping, innit. Last time it sat in processing for about 10 days. Zoooooommmm.
For some reason mine doesn’t have any size or weight. Not even the placeholder one. Mine is going to be a manila envelope.
@evilstan60 4.6 lbs 16x12x11 in. Another disappointing one on the way. I’m ready for it.
My tracking shows 1 lb., 6x4x1. Say what?
Mine has yet to ship. Hopefully it is a massive multi box shipment of broken bluetooth speakers.
1lb, 6x4x1 for me, too. It’s concentrated.
Shipped for me, too!
Add me to the 7x7x7 pounder group. Looks like the mail person will bring it on Saturday. Dimensions haven’t changed since I first looked yeasterday.
Got my notification with typical placeholder stats. Not hoping for much, but if i get a bunch of something, thinking they will be in the gift bags for the wedding bridal party.
looks like I am still “processing”.
I still haven’t shipped yet to the North East either, looks like I’m getting the scraps
@MrMikenIkes I’ve got my shipping set up for Monday to NJ
@looseneck @MrMikenIkes Tuesday to MD.
@MrMikenIkes Wed for Florida. Everything takes longer to get here.
Almost like they had the address labels printed before it went up for sale… precognition, or conspiracy‽ (Monday for me.)
Tomorrow, Tomorrow
It’s coming, Tomorrow
My Fuku’s a day away!
Got my shipping notification too… and my irk is pretty dang excited about it!
update, got the notification.
currently 1 pound, 7" cube.
I guess that’s the default/starter size?
@ekw That is what mine said also-7 days of hell before the crap arrives.
My wife just told me my crap is on the way. I told her there is no way she knows my bowel habits when I have to take a dump. She said no-got an e-mail that says your fucko from meh is on its way. Now I understand.
Ditto 1lb 7x7x7
Wednesday. Hooray.
9.5 lbs. 20x10x7 due on Saturday.
14x10x10 4lbs, tracking says Saturday but I’ll probably get it Friday the 13th, ooh, spooky!
To reach me from Meh Central, the package must travel approximately 12 miles due west. So far, it’s gone 18 miles south and 25 miles northwest and is still approximately 12 miles from me.
@parodymandotcom Mine got within 8 miles and then snubbed me. Oh, well.
updated to 16x12x11, 11.3 lbs!
7x7x7 1lb, currently.
Mine shipped as well, still placeholder 1 lb. don’t think I’ve ever seen them ship so fast. Little disconcerting haha. But awesome and can’t wait to get mine next week…
Whelp. Looks like mine is still in placeholder mode. 7x7x7 and 1 pound. Due to arrive 7/17/18. Will have to check tomorrow and see if it’s updated to something better than a one pound cube! Regardless, my cats will love the box.
5.8 lbs, 16x12x11 shipped last night. I won’t receive it for another week.
Supposed to get it on the 14th.
4.9lbs
16x13x10in
@medz It was delivered TODAY!

/giphy how-tho?
Probably open it tonight opposed to waiting for free (prize) fuko to arrive.
Out for delivery today! 14x11x12 and 6.8lbs.
Mine says it will arrive at my new address on the 21st. The day before I get there. I think it will probably stay at the post office for me to pick up, since our new place is up a private road, and the mailbox is way down at the main road. (ugh- what a pain.)
14x10x10 5.6lbs according to my update
my other order placed a day after my fuko and shipped on the same day, somehow leapfrogged over my fuko to arrive a day early! love the travel mug. fuko still set to arrive tomorrow. lucky/unlucky friday the 13th?
42x20x6 @ 1lb. Due for delivery Mon, 7/16. It’s only got 30mi left togo, but via FedEx SmartPost.
35x17x14 and 20.8lbs. This has actually got my hopes up which almost guarantees the disappointment.
@rrapnek I see a vacuum in your future.
Mine got a status update when it left Indy. 22"x17"x12", 33.8 lbs, due in on Monday.
33.8 lbs? That’s a pretty significant pile of disappointment.
My dimensions finally updated to 35x19x14 in.
but it’s still only 1lb. If the size is true, it’s the biggest Fuko I’ve ever received. That’s the purchased one. The gifted one has not yet updated. More to come.
Started in the 7x7x7 1lb crowd with delivery monday. Updated overnight to 21x15x11 and 15lb, arriving tuesday.
here’s to hoping the fuko goes out with a bang!
Like some others:
1 pound and 36"x18"x14" - perhaps only has a bag and tx air?
Mine was updated to 45x8x7, but at 1lb. Sounds like I’m getting a fishing pole, or a short hockey stick.
@kawdrifter2000 maybe a whiffle bat.
26x10x10 @ 25.9 lbs. Shipped 7/10.
Due 7/19. 25x20x7, 14.3 lbs. Shipped 7/11.
my free fuko shipped! placeholder weight and due 7/18. maybe I will get the instructions to the juicer from the 1st box.
Mine are set to arrive while I’m at Comic-Con so I need everyone to promise that you won’t take them from my porch. Thanks
@Ignorant

/giphy steal from porch
My first bonus, 1 pound, 7 inch cube is due to be here Thursday, 7/19! Maybe it’s a box full of diamonds!
@therealjrn diamond back rattlers meh be
My proverbial cherry is getting popped with this one as well. Still listed as 7 inches cubed, also weighing the standard .45kg. It is scheduled to reach eastern Oregon(aka my house) 7-20. I’ve never been so excited anticipating indifference in my life…maybe my divorce…six and a half one way/half a bakers dozen the other.
Seeing all these awesome fukos shipping has me excited to see what I’ll get once it gets past the processing stage (I got one of the 8am fukos)
@MrMikenIkes - Me too, even though my previous Fuko consisted of the black bag plus three fidget spinners, two Chef Pals meat thermometers, a set of collapsible cups, and a 12-inch Prince Xizor figurine. But just having the red bag will be nice!
I currently have two gifted fukos sitting at fedex with a delivery date of 21 July. My birthday is on the 22nd.
Coincidence…I think not!
@mfladd

/giphy taking notes
@RiotDemon He rocks! I want a bromance with Mark Cuban.
@RiotDemon
Want to trade notes?
Ok, two fukos updated. One is 14.4lbs, 15x14x14, second is 17lbs, 23x19x9.
I blame @Pooltoywolf that I am somewhat excited to see the contents. Damn you.
@mfladd I was given one in the one thread, but for all I know it was a joke.
@PooltoyWolf No, that is where I was gifted mine. You will get it
@mfladd Ooooo so it was real! o3o
I’ve never been so excited to get a bag of random junk
finally updated to 19lbs, 20x17x11!
20x10x10, 25.6 lbs, delivered today
Mine finally updated last night to 20x17x6 and 14.6 lbs. Getting handed off to post office in my town today, hopefully see it tomorrow!
Mine got dropped off today. In an assuming box only with the label to know it was from meh.com By some miracle what showed up is exactly what I hoped for. Deebot mini 2 robotic vacuum. Never thought I’d get a Fuko much less a roboVac
Didn’t think mine was going to update.
It’s been on a wild ride with varying delivery dates ranging from next Tuesday, Monday, Saturday, back to Tuesday and finally settling on tomorrow in the latest update.
It finally it coughed it up though!
28.2 lbs / 12.79 kgs
18x16x15 in.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched a package’s progress so closely in my life, lol!