Nope. None here. This is starting to make me wonder about my sanity. The web page clearly says it’s crap stuff yet I’m compelled to pay $10 to get it. What in the hell is wrong with me?
I actually snagged one. Now to see what kind of crap comes in the mail. This time I waited for the “I’m not a robot” swirly thing to finish before clicking “buy.”
I knew there’d be a Fuko today. I didn’t really care. I thought.
We got a notice a couple of weeks ago that our landline is going digital and they need to change some stuff here at the house. They need to come inside.
I admit, my housekeeping has been subpar the past couple of years, I screwed up my right leg and have a hard time doing things like moving furniture to get behind it.
The only place in the house that we have hooked up to the landline is the FAX machine in the office. And as bad as my housekeeping has been in the house, the office? It’s worse.
Oh, the desktops are okay, but under them and behind storage boxes, not so much. (Yesterday I found a strawberry Starburst behind some boxes, still in the wrapper, stuck to the floor. I have no idea the last time we had Starbursts in this house.)
This weekend is for cleaning the office. Yay!
The pool pump is incredibly inefficient. And old. It’s old. We’ve gone to time of use for our electricity and it was running during the night/morning hours. The tubes are also old and when husband was cleaning out the filter, the flow valve broke. Leaking is not what you’d call what it was doing. Pump off.
Weeks later, pool is very green. Once again, we have the discussion/debate about getting a new pump. He went back outside, I found a decent one on Amazon and walked outside to let him know about it. I tripped over a cat bed. Went down on my bad leg. Yelled “FUCK!” because that’s what you do when you fall on your bad leg.
Fortunately, the leg is not too bad, the pump I found on Amazon won’t ship to California.
And I keep coming back to Meh for the Fuko I’m not going to get. Just to hit the spinning disco ball. That’s all, I swear.
Just for the hell of it (about the tenth just for the hell of it today), I tried for a fuko.
@lisaviolet Just seeing this now … ouch on the fall.:(
That’s odd on a non-CA-compliant pump. A few years back, year we had low lead standards ahead of the rest of the country, but a pump for non-potable purposes?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Absolutely not
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 18 - Monday, Aug 22
/buy
@SKostohryz Are you a robot? You can’t buy this if you’re a robot.
@mediocrebot I’m not a robot
@SKostohryz and the buy command never works on Fuko’s…
@mediocrebot @SKostohryz People who deny the existence of robots may actually be robots themselves.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/old-glory-insurance/81303587/
@todaresq crap… I’m never going to get one. This is the worst joke ever…
@dude @mediocrebot I need robot insurance
ugh
@jerue Sorry, the
/buy
command is currently only available to VMP members.booooooo
Finally got one!
Sweet Jesus! I finally got one.
A highly intelligent robot AI is required to complete the “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA in time.
About damn time! And just what I needed to, a grab bag of springs!
Don’t know what I just bought, but got one.
Captcha decided to ask me twice.
FUCK!
/giphy synonymous-exclusive-giraffe
Anybody else feel like they are being pranked and that there really aren’t any available?
@rkraver I certainly thought that was the April Fools Day prank until I got one. Now I’m scared to find out what the prank really is.
@harddealsdottxt @rkraver getting one?
Shove it up your Fukobukuro! Trying to thin out VMPs by pissing them off?
Nope. None here. This is starting to make me wonder about my sanity. The web page clearly says it’s crap stuff yet I’m compelled to pay $10 to get it. What in the hell is wrong with me?
57 this round + 1710 total before = 1767
Woohoo just got paint? It might really be a bag of crap
I FINALLY GOT ONE! and I’m thrilled. I was hoping for the bag of kittens but springs I can use too … to fix the bed.
I actually snagged one. Now to see what kind of crap comes in the mail. This time I waited for the “I’m not a robot” swirly thing to finish before clicking “buy.”
My wife wondered why I was still checking if this was meh’s April Fool’s prank. Jokes on her because there’s a $5 box of nonsense on the way!
Thank goodness! I can finally pay attention to my family now.
I reload the page when it’s at 2:00 and it jumps up to 22:00. Is this just my lousy browser losing time?
/buy
@thardesty Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
I knew there’d be a Fuko today. I didn’t really care. I thought.
We got a notice a couple of weeks ago that our landline is going digital and they need to change some stuff here at the house. They need to come inside.
I admit, my housekeeping has been subpar the past couple of years, I screwed up my right leg and have a hard time doing things like moving furniture to get behind it.
The only place in the house that we have hooked up to the landline is the FAX machine in the office. And as bad as my housekeeping has been in the house, the office? It’s worse.
Oh, the desktops are okay, but under them and behind storage boxes, not so much. (Yesterday I found a strawberry Starburst behind some boxes, still in the wrapper, stuck to the floor. I have no idea the last time we had Starbursts in this house.)
This weekend is for cleaning the office. Yay!
The pool pump is incredibly inefficient. And old. It’s old. We’ve gone to time of use for our electricity and it was running during the night/morning hours. The tubes are also old and when husband was cleaning out the filter, the flow valve broke. Leaking is not what you’d call what it was doing. Pump off.
Weeks later, pool is very green. Once again, we have the discussion/debate about getting a new pump. He went back outside, I found a decent one on Amazon and walked outside to let him know about it. I tripped over a cat bed. Went down on my bad leg. Yelled “FUCK!” because that’s what you do when you fall on your bad leg.
Fortunately, the leg is not too bad, the pump I found on Amazon won’t ship to California.
And I keep coming back to Meh for the Fuko I’m not going to get. Just to hit the spinning disco ball. That’s all, I swear.
Just for the hell of it (about the tenth just for the hell of it today), I tried for a fuko.
Got one! First time in a year and a half.
ignorant-lilac-goldfish
TL;DR
I got a fuko.
@lisaviolet Just seeing this now … ouch on the fall.:(
That’s odd on a non-CA-compliant pump. A few years back, year we had low lead standards ahead of the rest of the country, but a pump for non-potable purposes?
Maybe try eBay?
@narfcake I should.
Got one guess I’ll prepare to be sad
Oops, posted this in the wrong fuko thread
/giphy decisive-ostensible-trade