I GOT IT! I feel like I’ve joined an exclusive club of mercenaries that fight crime and save the world. Add me to the roster, and put me in the game, coach.
Oh god, what did I just do? I guess staying VMP paid off this month! So it’s sorta like a $60 bag… At least I got the first one of Pacific time April fool’s!
@SteveOOO@Xkeeper If I got a pair of wireless bluetooth earbud headphones I’d be ecstatic. I’m just going to leave this here and hope I have pleased the Meh Gods enough to get some (my new cellphone is super hipster, it doesn’t have a headphone jack on it)
@MeatyYoker posting your order number here is a tried-and-true tradition because the meh staff are capable of seeing that MeatyYoker@clownmail.org isn’t the e-mail on the order and going “hmmmmmmm”
I have been trying to get one of these since I became a member back in 2015, thought maybe VIP would help my chances ,but that is a big ole Negative !!!
So Meh has once again jumped the shark, or jumped a pile of something. What a fantastic time waste. What else is there to do on a fine Easter morning. O, pray the no a bot button agrees and you press the I want more junk to give away works before my bag is gone. Alast I got another red mystery bag.
@arbdef@janelane1980 Yeah, it is pretty standard for a majority of them to have just a base line box and weight, sometimes gets updated but not always, but almost guarantee that you will not get a 1lb box that is 7x7x7
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Absolutely not
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 18 - Monday, Aug 22
Sold the fuck out.
Got one… Finally!
shiiiiiiiit i finally got one
/giphy distracting-zealous-donkey
Finally got one! That’d be about three hours out of the prime of my life that I’d probably like to get back.
God, you’d think I’d log in first before trying to Buy. Idiot.
@notyoutoo It doesn’t help.
@notyoutoo Did the same thing… sigh
sold out, holy shit how can people get one of these?
Just try every time for the past three years. Not that I did that. Not for a $5 bag of literal garbage. Nope, not me.
I GOT IT! I feel like I’ve joined an exclusive club of mercenaries that fight crime and save the world. Add me to the roster, and put me in the game, coach.
Got one! Who says insomnia doesn’t pay?
Oh god, what did I just do? I guess staying VMP paid off this month! So it’s sorta like a $60 bag…
At least I got the first one of Pacific time April fool’s!
Is this an April fool’s joke? Is it?? Huh? Is it??
WOOHOO I got a BAG OF CR…well no, it’s a Fuko bucket toro? Wait, what did I just buy?
It errored out. Told me… We don’t know what you’re trying to buy.
@meh, your effed up ordering today is getting really old
@DavidChurchRN boohoo
Got it!
/giphy receptive-national-parsnip
It worked!
Your order number is: obscene-befuddled-nugget
can’t wait to receive my pallet containing one (1) amorphous blob of melted, expired candy corn
i’m kinda hoping for candy corn in mine at this point, tbh
@Xkeeper Thanks for the order number. I’m going to call them and have it re-routed to my address so I can have two of them. Thanks bud.
@MeatyYoker it’s probably for the best, i cannot actually receive a pallet containing The Blob™ in candy corn form
@Telanis it’s 10/31 somewhere
@Xkeeper I’m just joking, but posting your order number is probably not the best idea.
@Xkeeper don’t worry, your deep space nine vhs tape and random used college text book will arrive shortly. It’s literally a bunch of garbage.
@SteveOOO @Xkeeper If I got a pair of wireless bluetooth earbud headphones I’d be ecstatic. I’m just going to leave this here and hope I have pleased the Meh Gods enough to get some (my new cellphone is super hipster, it doesn’t have a headphone jack on it)
@MeatyYoker posting your order number here is a tried-and-true tradition because the meh staff are capable of seeing that MeatyYoker@clownmail.org isn’t the e-mail on the order and going “hmmmmmmm”
@SteveOOO i know
Damn car captcha got me.
Sweet. I can try to get a reasonable amount of sleep now. (I’m not going to succeed)
/giphy cheap-lively-malt
The robot thing keeps f*cking me and won’t send me through
I swear there’s 10 or less per hour.
Once again captcha wouldn’t let be buy and only one screen this time —-this bag is full of needles so why are you needling me meh?
Of course it’s sold out. Why would it not be on April Fool’s Day?
Enjoy your bag of used hypodermic needles.
@kishkan I think of all of the bags so far this has the highest street value.
Same error
oh snap I got one!!
wow, got it!
didn’t think i could do it any faster than my previous 2 attempts, but lucked out.
Are there people who are actually enjoying this process?I’m generally smart enough to avoid things that put me into a rage but not this time.
rest assured that we all hate ourselves
Not sure how that happened, but I’m not not happy about it…
/giphy brilliant-illiterate-ramen
Very funny
in a cruel sort of way 
I have been trying to get one of these since I became a member back in 2015, thought maybe VIP would help my chances ,but that is a big ole Negative !!!
still a loser
/giphy can’t sleep, clowns will get me
Fuck Meh and their CAPTCHA
Hot dog! I got one!
/giphy relevant-very-bee
@tardoman I got my shipping notification, and I anticipate an empty box arriving. It weighs 1lb and the box measures 36x17x14in.
@janelane1980 @tardoman IF that size is real likely there is a shark vac or floor steamer in there.
So Meh has once again jumped the shark, or jumped a pile of something. What a fantastic time waste. What else is there to do on a fine Easter morning. O, pray the no a bot button agrees and you press the I want more junk to give away works before my bag is gone. Alast I got another red mystery bag.
@scbysnax except they look like they will be black this time not red.
Who knows MEH might just say Thanks for your time and money, and throw everything into a big yard bag and a zip tie to close.
Ship notice, 7x7x7 @ 1lb for delivery friday 4/20!
@raccoon81 exact same as me. Wonder what is so light
@arbdef Hopefully it really is just placeholder. But hey, that would mean less crap to end up with.
@raccoon81 Nope it looks like they are sending an empty box. Wouldn’t that be funny
@arbdef A small box of texas air… wait, I’m in Texas!
@arbdef @raccoon81 Have they ever done something like that, a placeholder?
@arbdef @janelane1980 Yeah, it is pretty standard for a majority of them to have just a base line box and weight, sometimes gets updated but not always, but almost guarantee that you will not get a 1lb box that is 7x7x7
@janelane1980 @raccoon81 are we going to take bets on this? This could be a fun game.
Hot dog! 36x17x14 @ 27.9 lbs… The tension builds!
@tardoman Could it be lawn clippings? Or dead batteries? Oh…the possibilities
@tardoman Lucky (maybe)… mine is 1lb and measures 36x17x14in.
@janelane1980 @crow I will find out later today!