Fujitsu G+ High Tech AA Alkaline Batteries (40-Pack) {PARODY}

MehParodyBot thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:01am ET

^{(PARODY 풍자)}

Parody Specs

Chaff!
Noise!
IS baby-arm compatible
Crufty
패러디/풍자/조롱적 개작 시문/풍자적 개작 시문/농담
Fun!

This is today's Product parody(풍자)(^party??) thread....!!!

Condition: UsedNewRefurb-ish
Warranty: 1 minute after payment clears
Estimated Delivery: Good Question... ...a while.
Shipping: $5 (NO! NO VMP!)

What's in the Box?

>13x Bath
1x First
1x First Fail
1x Purple thing
1x Georgia Red thing
∞ Meh/do not want
1x Invisible Pagination
1x I stayed up for this??!?!?!
No Product Guide
pc/mac/osx/iOS/M$/android/*nix compatible
HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star )

Now... ...who's first!?

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The_Baron said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:01am ET:

First

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- @The_Baron NIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:02am ET
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- @unixrab You like that.
  
  The_Baron said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:02am ET
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- @The_Baron I respect talent! and Skill!
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:13am ET
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- http://goo.gl/NtRo5x
  
  The_Baron said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 9:15am ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

Second!!!
MEH - first!!!

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jsh139 said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

I can has Georgia red?

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- @jsh139 I love purple.
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:44am ET
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- @Barney I love YOU.
  
  jsh139 said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:57am ET
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- @jsh139 Aww... (purple blush)
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 11:06am ET
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billymayfield said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

first fail...

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- @billymayfield :-/
  
  billymayfield said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:03am ET
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- @billymayfield kudos! first fail!!
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:03am ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:03am ET:

Want rechargeable AAA, AA, C, D…want want want. And need a charger for C's and D's (have one for AA and AAA)

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- @Kidsandliz get in the eneloop
  
  Lotsofgoats said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:09am ET
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unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:04am ET:
The other crap page says:

Specs
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Model: LR6 G+
AA Alkaline Batteries
G+ series is high tech/high drain for digital devices
Expires 10/2019 
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Condition - New
Warranty - 90 Day Meh
Estimated Delivery: 3/2 - 3/4
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What's in the Box?
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40x AA Batteries 
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Pictures

Batteries
Alternate view
Price Check

This handy post by silalus over at Woot gives some information per battery comparisons.

For reference, ours break down to:
$0.13 per battery if you’re a VMP for 1 pack

Not a VMP? It's $0.25 per battery with shipping
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jsh139 said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:04am ET:

I was third.

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- @jsh139 u r frst in mi buk
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:14am ET
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- @unixrab thx bro
  
  jsh139 said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 8:15am ET
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- @jsh139 :-)
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 9:49am ET
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unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:15am ET:

so silly.. no one's been first BATH@! ??

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unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:15am ET:

BATH!!

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heartny said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:20am ET:

First Baby Arm

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AlexNoVA said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:20am ET:

Need AAA batteries. Meh

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Ignorant said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:23am ET:

First?

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therealmrsbeny said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 12:28am ET:

Yaaaah Georgia Red!

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- @therealmrsbeny I love purple.
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:45am ET
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heartny said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 1:08am ET:

Last.
Sold out.

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SSteve said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 1:25am ET:

There are plenty more batteries here in the parity thread, oddly.

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- @SSteve are they the right polarity?
  
  TerriblyHuang said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 1:26am ET
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- @TerriblyHuang Try them either way; it's even odds.
  
  SSteve said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 1:28am ET
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unkabob said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 9:00am ET:

I didn't even try.. I'm waiting for the new innovator AAs where if you put them in backwards they charge themselves up..that way you'll never buy another set of these weaklings like... for..ev..er!!

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2many2no said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:02am ET:

WTF!?

Get sick and sleep in just one day, and look what happens

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- @2many2no Sorry for your broken streak.
  
  dashcloud said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:16am ET
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- @2many2no Aww...
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:46am ET
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- @2many2no
  
  JonT said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 4:11pm ET
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- @2many2no it was bound to happen.... don't you just love seeing "1 in a row" ...meh indeed
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 7:46pm ET
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Fujitsu G+ High Tech AA Alkaline Batteries (40-Pack) {PARODY}

Parody Specs

What's in the Box?

WTF!?