Forum profile

jst1ofknd thought this was worth mentioning said

I have often wished more fields would be added for the forum preferences. Generic fields such as sec, location, age, etc.

You could have text on there explaining that real information does not have to be used and in fact it is frowned upon. My profile would be something like this:

Name: Just one of a kind
Age: As old as my eyes and a bit older than my teeth
Sex: Yes!
Location: Somewhere in the great unknown

What would your public profile be like?