@Felton10
Now I get the Dyson ball cleaner joke I wasn’t getting it yesterday, I checked back like 4 times bc I knew there was something I was missing but I didn’t wanna sound stupid. And I should have know you and balls. Hope your ok.
Perhaps it started as Kid Exchange then they expanded their line??
Hey can I exchange my kid for a different one there? Will my kid have any trade in value? Oh wait. I am trading her in so her value may be low because why else would I be trading her in? Hmm… it just occurred to me… what will that mean for the quality of the inventory of the used kids available? I am thinking maybe not such a good business model after all? No wonder they had to expand their line.
@PooltoyWolf worst part is what are you going to do about it? Explain to the owner/city their sign is bad and they should spend thousands to fix it? Nope not gonna happen. Just always gonna be there
@tinamarie1974 Thanks for asking. Once Walter does something once or twice, he keeps doing it.
As long as someone is in the room with him, he is fine, but heaven forbid he is in a room alone then he either flies down or climbs down and goes looking for someone.
At night he will climb down from his cage (in which we put his foot for dinner) and come over to where we are watching TV in the great room and just stand there until I pick him up. Along the way he “does his business” in approximately the same place in the dinning room every night (pictures to follow).
@Felton10@tinamarie1974 … Seems like they get along… I imagine this to be the nightly discord between the 2 besties…
Walter: Evening, Ashley
Ashley: (opens mouth but only the sounds of distant screaming can be heard)
Walter: Well Goodnight, Ashley
Ashley: Replies by speaking what possibly could be Ancient Sumerian
Walter: (under his breath mutters)… That Ashley is CRAZY
@Felton10@Kyeh That looks uncomfortable.
TBH, Hugh Hefner’s fascination with large breasts has ruined generations of men and women with his personal grotesque idea of “attractive” unattainable body imagery portrayed as “normal” through his publishing platform when the reality is that it was simply his personal fantasy.
Not even one like-tough crowd. How about this one?
@Felton10 #Thepenismightier
How about a massage from Handynastyspa.com?
@Felton10
I wasn’t getting it yesterday, I checked back like 4 times bc I knew there was something I was missing but I didn’t wanna sound stupid. And I should have know you and balls. Hope your ok.
Now I get the Dyson ball cleaner joke
@mike808 It took me forever to parse Han Dynasty Spa the intended way. I could only see “handy nasty”.
/youtube snl Jeopardy sean connery
“I’ll take catchthesemen for $600”
@mike808 Is that what the mustache is for?
@mike808
The difference: Your mom
And a mallard with a cold
Your mother’s a whore
Kerning is important.
@PooltoyWolf kid sex change…is that some obscure superhero who can switch between male and female?
@earlyre Kinda sounds like it!
@PooltoyWolf
You go in the changing room a girl and come out a boy. It’s for the moms that always wanted a little girl or boy.
@PooltoyWolf +1 for using the word “kerning”. I probably would have gone with spacing which is far less precise.
@elfunkman @PooltoyWolf I do sort of wonder about the store owner leaving it like this.
@elfunkman I am a man of culture.
@elfunkman @Kidsandliz Perhaps they enjoy the Internet fame, no matter how dubious LOL.
@elfunkman @Kidsandliz @PooltoyWolf
Perhaps it started as Kid Exchange then they expanded their line??
@chienfou @elfunkman @PooltoyWolf
Hey can I exchange my kid for a different one there? Will my kid have any trade in value? Oh wait. I am trading her in so her value may be low because why else would I be trading her in? Hmm… it just occurred to me… what will that mean for the quality of the inventory of the used kids available? I am thinking maybe not such a good business model after all? No wonder they had to expand their line.
@PooltoyWolf
@unksol Yes. XD
@PooltoyWolf worst part is what are you going to do about it? Explain to the owner/city their sign is bad and they should spend thousands to fix it? Nope not gonna happen. Just always gonna be there
@felton10 how is Walter. We haven’t heard from your “other half” in a while and miss him!
@tinamarie1974 Thanks for asking. Once Walter does something once or twice, he keeps doing it.
As long as someone is in the room with him, he is fine, but heaven forbid he is in a room alone then he either flies down or climbs down and goes looking for someone.
At night he will climb down from his cage (in which we put his foot for dinner) and come over to where we are watching TV in the great room and just stand there until I pick him up. Along the way he “does his business” in approximately the same place in the dinning room every night (pictures to follow).
@tinamarie1974 @koolhandjoe
Walking walking around the great room this evening-notice Ashley prominently displayed.
@tinamarie1974 Luckily Walter matches the floor and the furniture or he would have been gone long ago.
@Felton10 @tinamarie1974
And so does Ashley!
@Felton10 @tinamarie1974 … Seems like they get along… I imagine this to be the nightly discord between the 2 besties…
Walter: Evening, Ashley
Ashley: (opens mouth but only the sounds of distant screaming can be heard)
Walter: Well Goodnight, Ashley
Ashley: Replies by speaking what possibly could be Ancient Sumerian
Walter: (under his breath mutters)… That Ashley is CRAZY
Lets keep this party going
@Felton10 Was it this woman?
@Felton10 @Kyeh That looks uncomfortable.
TBH, Hugh Hefner’s fascination with large breasts has ruined generations of men and women with his personal grotesque idea of “attractive” unattainable body imagery portrayed as “normal” through his publishing platform when the reality is that it was simply his personal fantasy.
@Felton10 Yeah, stealing that one.
I hesitated before I posting this one knowing the females would have a “ball” with this one.
Some of these are fucking hilarious, I needed a good laugh today.
@Star2236
/giphy mission accomplished