Flotsam Mystery Sack unboxing

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Some of you might remember back in September there was a thread about the Flotsam General Store started by H Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob's Burgers, Home Movies) and Eugene Merman (Bob's Burgers, other stuff I guess). After months of waiting, mine finally got delivered and I promised an unboxing. So here we go!

Here I am looking weird with my flotsam mystery sack.

"Hot Topic Oven Mitts"

"Confusarisms"


"Brooklyn leaves"

"His and Hers Sexy Dice Game"

"Party Apron"

The letter

The whole lot

Value is definitely up for debate on this. It cost $40 for this mystery bag, and took three months to get delivered, and I was kind of hoping for something more unique, but oh well. The oven mitts seem totally normal but the letter says they're for "decorative purposes only" and the confusarisms box have about 30-40 cards and a bunch of cotton at the bottom to fill out the box. Also, leaves.

What do y'all think?