Oh horror of horrors. Where, oh where is my Meh button click counter? In my pathetic sad life the only joy I had was hitting the Meh button and seeing my consecutive Meh count grow. It gave me purpose in life and a daily goal to live for. Over the years I kept trying to extend my Meh streak and see the number go up each day. My best run was only 69 and I had a burning need to beat it. Each day it drove me to check out the Meh crap for sale, take the poll, hit the Meh button, and celebrate the Meh counter incrementing up by one. Even when I actually bought the crap for sale, I was pleased I could still hit the Meh button and see my streak continue. It was my first, and often only, accomplishment each day. It gave meaning and purpose to my otherwise empty and barren life. Something to look forward to and take pride in. Now it’s been callously and cruelly stripped away. Torn from my bleeding raw psyche like the detritus Meh sells. Plus the poll is gone and the damn videos are in a different spot. This shit is really fucked up. Now I don’t feel like buying crap. Life has become a hollow facade of misery and deprivation. What’s next to go, my VMP membership? Go ahead, kick me while I’m down. Stupid Meh!
Yes. Ripping out the meh button click counter from meh has affected us all. Our lives are now meaningless empty shells as we try to live from one ‘non-clicking-and-seeing-the counter’ day to the next.
Perhaps an intervention is needed here.
Joining CINM (Clicking Is Now Meaningless) may help.
There are others in pain. Let’s all whine together!