/giphy “Dallas Cobwebs”.
The Dallas Napericks
Tampa Bay Bunkbednairs
Boston Red Socks (sorry, too soon to soil the name)
Green Bay Nappers
I miss the Seattle SuperSomnolents.
Minnesota Twin Beds
@rtjhnstn Beat me to it.
@DrWorm You snooze… well you know.
Wake Forest Dreamin’ Deacons
Texas Tech Bed Raiders, who laid down today with the Oklahoma Spooners.
San Diego Uncharged
New York Jetlag
I’m not a sports type but I hear the Raiders are “tired af” this year.
Texas A&M Baggies – they seemed very tired yesterday, when they blew a 10 pt lead in the last 7 minutes, after dominating TOP and yardage for the previous 53 minutes. They allowed 14 pts in the last 7 minutes, after only 14 the rest of the game.
Detroit Bed Wings
Dallas Stars (stars come out at night… It works)
St louis Sneus (snooze)
A long-standing derisive nickname that sort of applies:
Columbus Snooze Jackets
(sad but true)