Favorite shit songs:

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:00am ET

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yakkoTDI said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:03am ET:

Poop in the name of love!

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grammarhole said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:05am ET:

Everybody Squirts

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jmoor783 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:07am ET:

Browntown

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grammarhole said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:10am ET:

The Skids Are Alright

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Jailhouse Crap

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Surfin’ Turd - Turd is the Word

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:10am ET:

21st Century Shitzoid Man

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- @shahnm
  
  eeterrific said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:18am ET
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eeterrific said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:10am ET:

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

Oh, you thought it was about something else??? Here’s the dirty (ahem) little secret. Its about exlax.

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stolicat said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:11am ET:

My nephew used to love “Poop goes the Weasel”

Probably still does …

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:12am ET:

Beethoven’s Turd Symphony

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mossygreen said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:13am ET:

ACTUAL SONG ABOUT CONSTIPATION:
/youtube bonzo dog the strain

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:13am ET:

Bohemian Crapsody

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2many2no said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:13am ET:

/youtube People = Shit

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:13am ET:

Girls Just Wanna Have Dung

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edguyver14 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:14am ET:

Little goose poop by the breach boys

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:14am ET:

Scat Bottomed Girls

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- @shahnm Ew!
  
  GrandmaLyn said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 2:14pm ET
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grammarhole said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:14am ET:

Stool In The Rain

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Ambiverbal said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:16am ET:

• I’m Shitting On Top Of The World
• Dung Buy Me Love
• I Could Have Cramped All Night
• On The Street Where You Poop

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:16am ET:

Smells Like Teen Sewage

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mike808 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:16am ET:

My Shart Will Go On – Celine Dion

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:17am ET:

De DooDoo DooDoo, De Da Da Da

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:17am ET:

With or Without Poo by UPoo

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mike808 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:19am ET:

Freeturd – Lynyrd Skynyrd

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:20am ET:

Stray Scat Strut

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:20am ET:

Let It BM

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:21am ET:

Stool for Your Loving - Whitesnake

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mike808 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:22am ET:

Baby Shart - Pinkfong
Baby shart, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shart, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shart, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shart!

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:23am ET:

Poop by Salt-N-Poopa

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:24am ET:

I’ve Seen All Good PeePee

(ok ok… I’m cheating a little here…)

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:24am ET:

Don’t Fear the Crapper

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:24am ET:

Mamma Rhea - ABBA

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- @medz Here I go again!
  
  GrandmaLyn said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 2:16pm ET
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mike808 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:26am ET:

When the Sphincter Breaks – Zeppelin

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:26am ET:

Poo’s Better, Poo’s Best

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:27am ET:

Blackturd - Paul McFartney

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- @medz Might want to consult a medical professional.
  
  ZeroCharisma said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:37am ET
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- @medz Blackturd stinking in the dead of night,
  Put down the lid and learn to flush
  All your life, you have been waiting for the blackturd to arrive
  
  GrandmaLyn said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 2:30pm ET
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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:27am ET:

Gold Dung Woman

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:27am ET:

Sweet Excretion

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:28am ET:

Mambo Number Two

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:29am ET:

Poopy Stain - Ozzy Osbourne

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:30am ET:

You Can’t Always Shit What You Want

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- @shahnm Ain’t that the truth
  
  GrandmaLyn said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 2:17pm ET
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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:31am ET:

Burnin’ for Poo

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:31am ET:

House of the Rising Dung

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:32am ET:

Rock 'n Roll Poopie Poo

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hchavers said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:32am ET:

This poll is full of it!

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:33am ET:

Dumpty Dance

The Dumpty Dance is you’re chance to take a dump.

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:34am ET:

Runs With the Devil

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:34am ET:

Goodbye Yellow Thick Turd (from Elton’s John)

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:37am ET:

Shape of Poo - Ed Sheeran

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ZeroCharisma said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:38am ET:

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:40am ET:

Get Down on Shit - Stool and the Gang

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Wookee said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:41am ET:

FREETURD!!!

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Wookee said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:42am ET:

Hershey Highway to Hell

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Kyeh said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:42am ET:

Zip-Poo-Dee-Poo-Dah

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- Or maybe that should be
  Zip-Poo-Dee-Doo-Doo
  
  Kyeh said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:35am ET
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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:44am ET:

Shatman - Shatman John

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Wookee said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:45am ET:

Wake me up, before you go throne

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Wookee said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:46am ET:

Brick Shithouse

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edguyver14 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:47am ET:

Gg Allin: Shit on my prick; Dog shit; Suck my ass it smells, Diarrhea Blues

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Wookee said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:49am ET:

We are the Turd

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:49am ET:

Drop Shit Like it’s Hot - Poop Dogg

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katbyter said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:52am ET:

Da Doo Run Run Run

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:52am ET:

Poopin’ Out My Back Door by Creedence Wastewater Revival

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mike808 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:01am ET:

Ring of Fire – Wall of Voodoo
/youtube wall of voodoo ring of fire extended

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ThunderChicken said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:12am ET:

Outhouse of the Rising Sun

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Kyeh said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:37am ET:

Winnie the Poo

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2many2no said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 3:22am ET:

/youtube Chocolate Starfish

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hchavers said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 8:31am ET:

Poople Rain

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shahnm said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 10:37am ET:

Almost forgot about that charming holiday favorite, Christmas Crapping…

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zinimusprime said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 10:50am ET:

P is for Poopy, that’s good enough for me.

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tryin831 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:26pm ET:

Poop, there it is!

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GrandmaLyn said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 12:36pm ET:

Last Christmas (I gave you my shart)
/giphy Wham!

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:08pm ET:

Ship of Stools

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:09pm ET:

On the Throne Again

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ircon96 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 1:09pm ET:

King of the Load

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GrandmaLyn said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 2:27pm ET:

The Long and Winding Turd

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Star2236 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 2:36pm ET:

Way to much excitement in this thread

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 3:35pm ET:

Browntown - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 3:36pm ET:

Here I Go Again by Whitesnake (aka Hotsnake ft bubble gut)

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 3:45pm ET:

Poopin’ 9 to 5 - Dolly Farton

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medz said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 8:27pm ET:

Shite Song - Rachel Platten

This is my shite song
I need to wipe song
I’m not alright song
I’ve held it in too long
Starting right now I’ll push strong
Gonna need a new thong
And I don’t really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I’ve still got a lot of shite left in me

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Felton10 said Mon, Aug 30th 2021 at 11:51pm ET:

Total eclipse of the fart

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medz said Tue, Aug 31st 2021 at 12:00am ET:

Poopy Control - Prince

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Felton10 said Tue, Aug 31st 2021 at 12:29am ET:

My shitona

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