@hchavers Or take it on step further, caffeinated lip balm, and for those really cold winter mornings chapstick infused with a touch of methamphetamine.
I’m gonna be WAY over-girly on this one, and say it’s a tie between “Novacaine” (crushed ginger, thai pepper, frankincense & vanilla orchid) and “Cherry Bourbon” (cherry brandy, whiskey, aged wood, clove).
Yeah, I know it’s a little much, but they taste divine!
@RiotDemon I have a Lypsyl in my ski jacket pocket. It’s my go to on the mountain. The slider is convenient when wearing gloves or mittens and the balm itself is awesome.
@cinoclav lypsyl was the first container of lip balm that I actually finished the entire thing. So many of the twist containers would break and stop dispensing product. The only time I ever had an issue with a lypsyl was when the little bee slider got stuck on a thread on my pocket and I pulled it off. I still managed to use the rest of the balm.
Burt’s Bees ginger spice- I bought a few since it’s seasonal. Then CVS had Burt’s Bees peppermint and chai tea half price after Christmas. They’re pretty good too. I bought every tube on the shelf. So much lip balm.
It’s a tie between strawberry and vanilla.
Dr Pepper
Lately it’s been this one.
@cinoclav I have some lime Carmex I keep around
If I use one, which is exceedingly rare, I use plain, no flavor, Chapstick. Maybe I should check to see if I have any now that winter is here.
@andyw That’s still one of my favorite smells.
@andyw @cinoclav me too. i use it every day. my father does too & has since forever, so that smell is sweet, sweet nostalgia to my nostrils.
I once had a bunch of Fireball (as in the liquor) lip balm. It actually burned, but had an awesome cinnamon flavor.
is Vaseline a flavor?
@phendrick depends on your level of kink
@phendrick @submariner
You’re missing bacon.
@eVil Someone gave me a bacon flavored lip balm. It was gross.
@cinoclav Who said anything about balm? I’m talking about using fresh bacon grease…
I like grapefruit.
@ivannabc
@shahnm beer flavored chapstick doesn’t sound very good lol
Unflavored, un-mentholed. Lately mostly Bag Balm. It doesn’t taste good but it works.
/image Bag Balm
“fuck off” flavor is my favorite.
Flavored chapstick? What will they do next, put caffeine in gum?
@hchavers Or take it on step further, caffeinated lip balm, and for those really cold winter mornings chapstick infused with a touch of methamphetamine.
I’m perfectly fine with whatever she’s wearing.
I’m gonna be WAY over-girly on this one, and say it’s a tie between “Novacaine” (crushed ginger, thai pepper, frankincense & vanilla orchid) and “Cherry Bourbon” (cherry brandy, whiskey, aged wood, clove).
Yeah, I know it’s a little much, but they taste divine!
@QuietDelusions where do you get those??!?!
@ivannabc @QuietDelusions
https://www.amazon.com/Tokyomilk-Dark-NOVACAINE-NO-ELIXIR/dp/B01LWPJGZR
Will definitely be picking some of this up for the wife on the next gift giving occasion…
@ivannabc @thebigtverberg Yup - though I get 'em right from https://www.tokyo-milk.com/ .
Chocolate!
Except I might actually eat it.
None.
Original Carmex, which vaguely tastes of beeswax.
^^ This. Best lip balm ever.
unflavored Blistex Regular
Coconut Pear
/image lypsyl
It’s a very mild mint.
I used to use softlips in vanilla but their little tiny containers would come uncapped in my pocket. Drove me crazy.
/image softlips vanilla
@RiotDemon I have a Lypsyl in my ski jacket pocket. It’s my go to on the mountain. The slider is convenient when wearing gloves or mittens and the balm itself is awesome.
@cinoclav lypsyl was the first container of lip balm that I actually finished the entire thing. So many of the twist containers would break and stop dispensing product. The only time I ever had an issue with a lypsyl was when the little bee slider got stuck on a thread on my pocket and I pulled it off. I still managed to use the rest of the balm.
@RiotDemon Spread the word. It’s not found at a lot of places.
chapstick
Two of my favorite flavors are:
Burts Bees Grapefruit
and
Nivea Kiss of Milk and Honey
But, if my lips really need help, then I don’t go for flavor, and I go for results:
Aquaphor Lip Repair
Hurraw! Balm in Almond flavor is a gift from heaven (even though I don’t believe in heaven, which should tell you how great it is).
Plain.
Medicated
Um, doesn’t licking your lips to taste the lip balm kind of defeat the purpose of using it?
Lip Dew from Avon.
Chapstick Medicated, Blistex Regular, Chapstick Regular, mint, whatever else is handy - in that order.
/image natural ice balm
@medz Natty Ice
/image Natty Ice
@Fuzzalini A few of those and your lips are numb anyway.
@Fuzzalini @medz
/giphy matty ice
The chapstick candy cane is my favorite plus it works really well
Burt’s Bees ginger spice- I bought a few since it’s seasonal. Then CVS had Burt’s Bees peppermint and chai tea half price after Christmas. They’re pretty good too. I bought every tube on the shelf. So much lip balm.
I remember when i used the cherry flavored one by accident (thought it was a plain one when I bought it.)
My friends mentioned I smelled like a teenage girl.
@heartbleed
/youtube I kissed a girl
Original burts bees
that carmax flavor
@brittanyjohnson Transmission fluid or 10w30?
Grapefruit!!!
Unflavored shea butter. It tastes like shea, not butter.