I have one of these from Costco (paid $40) and it’s been great. I’ve had it for about a year now. It’s so convenient for car and bike tires. I might even say it’s Fant[as]tik!
It used to be an amazing device to add air to the tires on my small sedan and when I traded that in for a truck (with much larger tires), it’s a little less amazing (since it required a charge before I could bring all the tires to spec), but still really compact and if I have any say in the matter, I will never go back to an inflator which lacks the ability to set a target pressure and walk away.
Somewhere, someone mentioned adding this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B099SBMBJV and that (even though a bit pricey) has been a game-changer for me.
@andymand@gnafuthemeh
Same!
I did have to change the vehicle setting to bicycle to get to the recommended tire pressures for the tires
on our F-350 Super Duty, but once I realized that, they have been awesome.
I did receive one unit which came with a defective hose, in that the threads to screw it into the unit were absent, but Meh made good by replacing the whole kit and kaboodle, so now we have a spare unit [until I can make up a replacement hose with the proper fittings].
@communist@craigthom
True, but when I used to go to do that, I measured the cold pressure before driving and compensated for the increase when I rechecked them there.
@communist@PhysAssist Fair enough, but I like to measure and top off at the same time.
The TPMS of my car shows the pressure of each tire and is pretty accurate, so I can skip the measuring part and just fill them up when they get a couple of pounds low. If I remember.
I also don’t like having to find a pump at a gas station that isn’t blocked or broken, but if you had a reliable place, that’s different.
I got one of these last time. Unlike the Dartwood deep tissue massager I had to repair myself because it came DOA, this actually worked. Used it to pump up the tires on one of the carts I use to make the stuff™ in my garage easier to wheel around, thus buying me precious time before she starts insisting I get rid of something again.
In other words, it paid for itself immediately.
It pumped the tires up to the desired PSI & auto cutoff worked fine. I can see myself forgetting I have it, but I guess that’s more my fault. They sell a cooler version that will pump up inflatable mattresses and stuff but I’ve never seen it on sale at a compelling price. Reminds me how much I miss having an air compressor, but they tend to take up space. I should get another one, maybe put it on wheels…
@dvermilion Most of the ones from Hazardous Fart have wheels on them, and some have a vertical format to take up less floor space. I grabbed a McGraw to replace my worn-ass-out 40-year-old Campbell Hausfeld because that brand doesn’t make any that are as good as they used to be.
I’m buying this, but if I go to use it for the first time in two years and it fails, you’re obligated to buy me a new car. By approving this purchase, you’re legally bound (in the court of the internet) to this agreement.
@ironcheftoni I’ve got the Tacklife version of this inflator, and the battery was dead when I tried to use it yesterday. It did work after charging, but Li-Ion isn’t supposed to self discharge, so I’ll grab one of these.
I got one last time and seems pretty good, I normally use a heavier-duty compressor but was surprised at how well this works. On the other hand this is not the “pack in you bike kit” thing; leave at your base or in your car. Which means probably a small hand pump or one of those mini-compressors.
Did anyone get one of these last time and how has it held up Battery longevity
I’ve found many of these portable air compressors work pretty well, but the usually put the cheapest and low mah battery they can get away with in them.
@dahobbs9 Mine still works fine, I test it every now and then because I like loud noises ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ . I get the impression they’re clearing these out for the new models, not necessarily because they’re garbage. Fanttik sells several models of different capacities/power/airflow/etc., and while they have one of those weird Chinese company names they’ve been around long enough they don’t make me too nervous.
Found this hilarious passage in the amazon listing:
“it can continuously pump 15 Tesla car tires without pausing (36-42 PSI)”
“Not need to wait for cooling”
That just sounds hilarious that one must come with a secret backpack battery pack for those 14 other tires
I picked this up last time. Used it about four times by now for regular inflation at home, and once out on the road after I picked up a nail. This got me up to a safe pressure to get to a shop.
It can get through all four tires on a full charge, unless you’re very careless and have to inflate from very low pressure. If you live somewhere hot (Houston for me) then it may shut off from temperature warning.
@ArrakeenMentat
Similar experience, except that it can only 2-3 of the tires on the F350 before needing to recharge, and that’s not from really low to full, just to top them off from a little low. I think it’s the combination of a larger tire volume, and very high tire pressures [55 in rears and 85 in the front].
[I’m liking your Herbert-reference screen name]
I’m tempted to get this as a backup, but I’d need to buy a quick connect adapter.
The one I’ve got works well, but it’s got a barrel connector on the charging cable, and I live in fear of losing it. I keep it in the armrest, but the fear remains. This one, from the Amazon page, seems to charge through the USB C port, as every device should.
@craigthom I’m assuming you need the quick-connect adaptor for inflation of bike tires, where the old-school screw-on connection can cost you 15psi no matter how fast you are. I had to make one; I couldn’t find one online at the time.
I bought one of these last time and it works fine - I’ve used it on car tires and bicycle tires. But you should just know that the picture is misleading, the ball inflator isn’t shown at the same scale as the cable and the pump, making it look like the pump is small enough to carry on a bike.
I also bought one the last time it was offered. One of the tires on my daughter’s Fit has a slow leak, and yeah, I keep saying I’ll bring it to the shop to get fixed, but never do. The pump works okay, a little slow and it’s kind of loud. By slow, I mean it’s not faster than a bike tire pump; and by loud, I mean 80 decibels. Anyway, I am glad I got it so she’s not stranded somewhere.
Found one of these sort of inflators at a thrift shop a while back and, being the first I’d seen like it, I couldn’t imagine how this little thing could work. Doh, guess I missed a deal.
Chiming in that I also got this last time and it’s very worth it. I was dealing with a much larger corded one that is still considered portable. This one is a little slow if you have to do 20 psi after a nail, but having it on hand instead of driving will save your tire!
It also comes with adapters and does bikes and balls very well with a preprogrammed stop setting.
I have had a slow leak on my van so got this last time and it works great. You can set the tire pressure and walk away and it stops at the right spot. Why might I walk away? It’s kinda slow and it’s VERY loud. But as I said it works great and I am really satisfied with the purchase. I am looking at buying it as gifts at this price.
What’s the max PSI on these things? My front RV tires need to go to 75 PSI and the quarter-operated air compressors weren’t doing the job. I ended having to go the truck side of the gas station and use the (free!) air hose there.
@aacero I have a high-quality all metal “portable tire pump” from VIAIR and I overheated it doing my parents RV tires. IF this can REALLY do 75psi it will take a long time and probably overheat, unless they are down just a few psi
@aacero As noted above, the front tires on our F-350 are recommended to be at 85 PSI, and it did fine on them from about 45-50 starting pressures [it was a long cold winter], but it needed a recharge before we could finish all 4 of them [the rears are at 55 PSI], which I was quite happy to find out. overall.
I did have to change the vehicle type to bicycle to get it to allow that high a setting.
It wasn’t quick, but when compared with squatting down [or even sitting] while holding an air chuck on the valve stems while the compressor in the barn refills several times for each tire, it was a dream.
…and it showed no signs of overheating.
@aacero@MrMark It will inflate the air chamber on a mountain bike shock to 150psi without overheating. Don’t try that with your aircraft tires, it will be painfully slow and you’ll almost certainly overheat the pump and/or exhaust the battery before the correct pressure is reached. (Besides, read the AD notes, you probably should have been using nitrogen anyway.)
I don’t have this brand specifically, but the portable tire inflators is a useful gadget in general to have in the car. Especially if you have a leaky tire. Beats going to the gas station and rushing to inflate all of your tires before you have to spend another $1.50 to fill your last tire.
@mchewy17 Not to mention the short hose on a reel at 100lbs of tension with a wildly inaccurate pressure gauge. I don’t have this one, but do have a couple that are an inflator and jump starter combo that I keep handy. There are also cheap puncture repair, valve core and installation tool kits that take up very little space which are worth considering just in case you need to go on an impromptu road trip through Death Valley or somewhere more dangerous like Detroit.
This looks like it would be good to take camping for inflatable air mattresses, and pads. Are there adapters that would be compatible for this so I wouldn’t have to bring the plug in pump/adapter for the pump I currently have?
I’d be concerned with the note that there is no warranty to this item. I have a similar in spec one I bought off Amazon new for the same price, and it worked well enough that I put two more for other cars. I didn’t see the rating on the battery here, but the one I bought is listed as 10000 mAH. But honestly, since it came with a cigarette lighter power cable and a wall power cable, for emergency vehicle use, I didn’t even need the battery.
Can you really use a pneumatic nail gun with this pump? I’ve got a 2 gallon pancake compressor that can’t keep up. Also, inflating pools and other yard water play toys seems impractical with this device. Can it actually inflate my pirate ship pool?
I’ve been tempted to buy one of these, but for $20 more I can buy a new one from Costco On-line. The few times I have bought refurbished products have been a hit or miss.
I got one of these new and one of their EVO 300 battery/inverters when Fantik was having a sale on all of their products on Amazon. I have been happy with both of them, but the person suggesting the quick disconnect inflator extension has a good idea. The locking lever on the Fantik inflator’s tube is not terrible but a little unwieldy at times, especially if the valve stem is oriented in an inconvenient position. So I just got one of the refurbs here for use in another car.
I’ve had one of these (bought new) for close to three years now and it has been a solid piece of equipment. So much so, I went with Fanttik for another, smaller pump when I needed one this past spring.
@AROAH I was just expressing caution about keeping this in the car. Some of the comments mention throwing into another vehicle for emergency use. Thanks for clarifying for others considering purchasing for their car.
I was really surprised to see that picture of it hooked up to a pneumatic nail gun. Has anyone actually used it that way? I’m sort of stunned to consider you could replace a pancake air compressor with this. That seems worth the price all by itself.
Neither I nor the instructions recommend keeping this in your car, FYI. I wouldn’t trust that the battery wouldn’t get either too hot to function safely or too cold to hold a charge. Better for around-the-house sort of situations, or if you don’t want to go to the gas station and pay $2.50 for their tire pump.
Specs
Product: Fanttik S100 Apex Tire Inflator (Refurbished)
Model: S100 APEX
Condition: Refurbished
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Jun 25 - Friday, Jun 27
This deal sucks.
@yakkoTDI No, no. It blows.
@yakkoTDI No, I think it blows!
@yakkoTDI I think saying it blows is more accurate
@yakkoTDI You blew it!
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI
And the winning comment goes to… KYEH!
I have one of these from Costco (paid $40) and it’s been great. I’ve had it for about a year now. It’s so convenient for car and bike tires. I might even say it’s Fant[as]tik!
@gnafuthemeh Came here to say the same thing.
It used to be an amazing device to add air to the tires on my small sedan and when I traded that in for a truck (with much larger tires), it’s a little less amazing (since it required a charge before I could bring all the tires to spec), but still really compact and if I have any say in the matter, I will never go back to an inflator which lacks the ability to set a target pressure and walk away.
Somewhere, someone mentioned adding this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B099SBMBJV and that (even though a bit pricey) has been a game-changer for me.
@andymand @gnafuthemeh
Will these blow up pool floats will no problem?
@andymand @gnafuthemeh
Same!
I did have to change the vehicle setting to bicycle to get to the recommended tire pressures for the tires
on our F-350 Super Duty, but once I realized that, they have been awesome.
I did receive one unit which came with a defective hose, in that the threads to screw it into the unit were absent, but Meh made good by replacing the whole kit and kaboodle, so now we have a spare unit [until I can make up a replacement hose with the proper fittings].
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
@andymand @gnafuthemeh
For what it’s worth, I also found these on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Fanttik-Extension-Connection-Universal-Motorcycle/dp/B0BYRXJBDX?th=1
They are also listed in the accessories on the Fanttick website, but only as ‘sold out’.
@Star2236 I’ve never used it for what I believe is termed “high-volume, low-pressure” applications like that, so unsure, sorry
ahh something i actually paid full price for last year
this is also sold at costco https://www.costco.com/fanttik-s100-apex-powerful-portable-air-pump-%2526-tire-inflator-with-power-bank%2C-black.product.4000230430.html
i bought it from the physical warehouse for ~$40
it does work really well for inflating car tires
doing all 4 tires on a car use less than 25% of the battery
my 2 smol cons
@communist I don’t go to gas stations anymore since I got one of these, and before that I only went to use the air pump since I switched to EVs.
@communist but when you go to the gas station your tires heat up, and the recommended pressure is for cold tires.
@communist @craigthom
True, but when I used to go to do that, I measured the cold pressure before driving and compensated for the increase when I rechecked them there.
@communist @PhysAssist Fair enough, but I like to measure and top off at the same time.
The TPMS of my car shows the pressure of each tire and is pretty accurate, so I can skip the measuring part and just fill them up when they get a couple of pounds low. If I remember.
I also don’t like having to find a pump at a gas station that isn’t blocked or broken, but if you had a reliable place, that’s different.
I’m not sure if this product is good or not. I’m going to Deviant art for an expert’s opinion.
“AI” is the apex slop inflator.
@DrunkCat Like your slop attempts at winning them back?
@DrunkCat
/showme ai slop inflator
@yakkoTDI k
I got one of these last time. Unlike the Dartwood deep tissue massager I had to repair myself because it came DOA, this actually worked. Used it to pump up the tires on one of the carts I use to make the stuff™ in my garage easier to wheel around, thus buying me precious time before she starts insisting I get rid of something again.
In other words, it paid for itself immediately.
It pumped the tires up to the desired PSI & auto cutoff worked fine. I can see myself forgetting I have it, but I guess that’s more my fault. They sell a cooler version that will pump up inflatable mattresses and stuff but I’ve never seen it on sale at a compelling price. Reminds me how much I miss having an air compressor, but they tend to take up space. I should get another one, maybe put it on wheels…
@dvermilion Most of the ones from Hazardous Fart have wheels on them, and some have a vertical format to take up less floor space. I grabbed a McGraw to replace my worn-ass-out 40-year-old Campbell Hausfeld because that brand doesn’t make any that are as good as they used to be.
@werehatrack Very nice—I’ll have to take a look. Discreetly. ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)
I’m buying this, but if I go to use it for the first time in two years and it fails, you’re obligated to buy me a new car. By approving this purchase, you’re legally bound (in the court of the internet) to this agreement.
@Num1Zero I get that this is a joke, but you should top off your tires every month or two, and having a portable pump makes that easy.
@Num1Zero
@craigthom @Num1Zero Can he just get a new car hello???
What happened to the tire that it was used on first?
Might have to add this to the tack life jump start thing in the emergency car stuff box
@ironcheftoni I’ve got the Tacklife version of this inflator, and the battery was dead when I tried to use it yesterday. It did work after charging, but Li-Ion isn’t supposed to self discharge, so I’ll grab one of these.
I got one last time and seems pretty good, I normally use a heavier-duty compressor but was surprised at how well this works. On the other hand this is not the “pack in you bike kit” thing; leave at your base or in your car. Which means probably a small hand pump or one of those mini-compressors.
Did anyone get one of these last time and how has it held up
Battery longevity 
I’ve found many of these portable air compressors work pretty well, but the usually put the cheapest and low mah battery they can get away with in them.
@dahobbs9 Mine still works fine, I test it every now and then because I like loud noises ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ . I get the impression they’re clearing these out for the new models, not necessarily because they’re garbage. Fanttik sells several models of different capacities/power/airflow/etc., and while they have one of those weird Chinese company names they’ve been around long enough they don’t make me too nervous.
Found this hilarious passage in the amazon listing:
“it can continuously pump 15 Tesla car tires without pausing (36-42 PSI)”
“Not need to wait for cooling”
That just sounds hilarious
that one must come with a secret backpack battery pack for those 14 other tires
@dahobbs9 would it depend on if the Teslas were already on fire or not?
/showme lying-assured-spark
@mediocrebot, this is all ya got? OK, she looks like she could be lying down, she looks assured, but spark?
@ItalianScallion @mediocrebot That’s the part she’s lying about.
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh @mediocrebot
Bingo!!
Brava, @Kyeh!
@ItalianScallion
Oh, IDK, I think I felt a spark- she looks like she could be fun… [to talk to…]
@mediocrebot Would. ( ‿ˠ‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
I picked this up last time. Used it about four times by now for regular inflation at home, and once out on the road after I picked up a nail. This got me up to a safe pressure to get to a shop.
It can get through all four tires on a full charge, unless you’re very careless and have to inflate from very low pressure. If you live somewhere hot (Houston for me) then it may shut off from temperature warning.
@ArrakeenMentat
Similar experience, except that it can only 2-3 of the tires on the F350 before needing to recharge, and that’s not from really low to full, just to top them off from a little low. I think it’s the combination of a larger tire volume, and very high tire pressures [55 in rears and 85 in the front].
[I’m liking your Herbert-reference screen name]
Includes a Presta valve adapter? Sounds easier than the hand pump for our bicycles.
/buy
@ArmchairGamer It worked! Your order number is: fuzzy-honorable-actor
/showme fuzzy honorable actor
@mediocrebot it’s the honorable Sir Pooh!
@ArmchairGamer Looks like the Ernest Borgnine of Bear World.
@macromeh
Excellent call!
I’m tempted to get this as a backup, but I’d need to buy a quick connect adapter.
The one I’ve got works well, but it’s got a barrel connector on the charging cable, and I live in fear of losing it. I keep it in the armrest, but the fear remains. This one, from the Amazon page, seems to charge through the USB C port, as every device should.
@craigthom This one also has USB-C charging - where are you seeing a barrel connector? Are you looking at the air hose?
Here’s an eBay listing for one in the original packaging - check out the third picture (the back of the box), where the USB charging cable is shown.
@rpstrong I think you misread my post. The inflator I have has a barrel connector. This one has a USB C connector.
@craigthom Yes, I misread, and it’s too late to delete.
Oh, well.
@craigthom I’m assuming you need the quick-connect adaptor for inflation of bike tires, where the old-school screw-on connection can cost you 15psi no matter how fast you are. I had to make one; I couldn’t find one online at the time.
What does grade1 refurbished mean? Is that a good deal of refurbishment? Or none at all?
@melliott It hasnt moved on to second grade yet. It can read decently and knows basic math.
@melliott @riceatusc But its artistic skills are limited.
@macromeh @melliott @riceatusc Doesn’t play well with others.
I bought one of these last time and it works fine - I’ve used it on car tires and bicycle tires. But you should just know that the picture is misleading, the ball inflator isn’t shown at the same scale as the cable and the pump, making it look like the pump is small enough to carry on a bike.
It’s not.
I also bought one the last time it was offered. One of the tires on my daughter’s Fit has a slow leak, and yeah, I keep saying I’ll bring it to the shop to get fixed, but never do. The pump works okay, a little slow and it’s kind of loud. By slow, I mean it’s not faster than a bike tire pump; and by loud, I mean 80 decibels. Anyway, I am glad I got it so she’s not stranded somewhere.
Found one of these sort of inflators at a thrift shop a while back and, being the first I’d seen like it, I couldn’t imagine how this little thing could work. Doh, guess I missed a deal.
I bought this last time. Only used it a few times but it was very effective. Good enough that I’m considering another as a gift.
Chiming in that I also got this last time and it’s very worth it. I was dealing with a much larger corded one that is still considered portable. This one is a little slow if you have to do 20 psi after a nail, but having it on hand instead of driving will save your tire!
It also comes with adapters and does bikes and balls very well with a preprogrammed stop setting.
part of my motorcycle kit…
I have had a slow leak on my van so got this last time and it works great. You can set the tire pressure and walk away and it stops at the right spot. Why might I walk away? It’s kinda slow and it’s VERY loud. But as I said it works great and I am really satisfied with the purchase. I am looking at buying it as gifts at this price.
I have two of these. One for each car and they work great.
What’s the max PSI on these things? My front RV tires need to go to 75 PSI and the quarter-operated air compressors weren’t doing the job. I ended having to go the truck side of the gas station and use the (free!) air hose there.
@aacero I have a high-quality all metal “portable tire pump” from VIAIR and I overheated it doing my parents RV tires. IF this can REALLY do 75psi it will take a long time and probably overheat, unless they are down just a few psi
@aacero Says up to 150psi on the costco site:
@aacero As noted above, the front tires on our F-350 are recommended to be at 85 PSI, and it did fine on them from about 45-50 starting pressures [it was a long cold winter], but it needed a recharge before we could finish all 4 of them [the rears are at 55 PSI], which I was quite happy to find out. overall.
I did have to change the vehicle type to bicycle to get it to allow that high a setting.
It wasn’t quick, but when compared with squatting down [or even sitting] while holding an air chuck on the valve stems while the compressor in the barn refills several times for each tire, it was a dream.
…and it showed no signs of overheating.
@aacero @MrMark It will inflate the air chamber on a mountain bike shock to 150psi without overheating. Don’t try that with your aircraft tires, it will be painfully slow and you’ll almost certainly overheat the pump and/or exhaust the battery before the correct pressure is reached. (Besides, read the AD notes, you probably should have been using nitrogen anyway.)
I don’t have this brand specifically, but the portable tire inflators is a useful gadget in general to have in the car. Especially if you have a leaky tire. Beats going to the gas station and rushing to inflate all of your tires before you have to spend another $1.50 to fill your last tire.
@mchewy17 Not to mention the short hose on a reel at 100lbs of tension with a wildly inaccurate pressure gauge. I don’t have this one, but do have a couple that are an inflator and jump starter combo that I keep handy. There are also cheap puncture repair, valve core and installation tool kits that take up very little space which are worth considering just in case you need to go on an impromptu road trip through Death Valley or somewhere more dangerous like Detroit.
KuoH
This looks like it would be good to take camping for inflatable air mattresses, and pads. Are there adapters that would be compatible for this so I wouldn’t have to bring the plug in pump/adapter for the pump I currently have?
@DanTheManimal Given this comment upthread, this might not be the right inflator for your purposes.
have one already… and bought another. I have had other manufacturers this one is the best I have used so far.
/showme damned-obsessed-quartz
Thanks to all the positive feedback, I’m in for two.
The image in the cart got me excited… I thought you were bundling in one of the screwdrivers that’s for sale over at Side Deal.
@steelopus
I’d be concerned with the note that there is no warranty to this item. I have a similar in spec one I bought off Amazon new for the same price, and it worked well enough that I put two more for other cars. I didn’t see the rating on the battery here, but the one I bought is listed as 10000 mAH. But honestly, since it came with a cigarette lighter power cable and a wall power cable, for emergency vehicle use, I didn’t even need the battery.
@MeLlamoScott So if the issue with keeping in your car is the battery, the car power cable makes up for that. Good to know.
@MeLlamoScott There’s no manufacturer warranty, but the text below that says that the usual Meh 90-day warranty is applicable.
@troy you might want to edit something to cover that.
/buy
@kevo152 It worked! Your order number is: abandoned-lumpy-cockatoo
/showme abandoned lumpy cockatoo
Great item but I did not get the bike tire and ball accessories it did work well when I had a flat car tire
Can you really use a pneumatic nail gun with this pump? I’ve got a 2 gallon pancake compressor that can’t keep up. Also, inflating pools and other yard water play toys seems impractical with this device. Can it actually inflate my pirate ship pool?
I’ve been tempted to buy one of these, but for $20 more I can buy a new one from Costco On-line. The few times I have bought refurbished products have been a hit or miss.
I got one of these new and one of their EVO 300 battery/inverters when Fantik was having a sale on all of their products on Amazon. I have been happy with both of them, but the person suggesting the quick disconnect inflator extension has a good idea. The locking lever on the Fantik inflator’s tube is not terrible but a little unwieldy at times, especially if the valve stem is oriented in an inconvenient position. So I just got one of the refurbs here for use in another car.
@Polymathic
You maybe correct, but the one shown as well as the 2 that we have- all have thread-on Schrader valve adapters, not locking levers.
I’ve had one of these (bought new) for close to three years now and it has been a solid piece of equipment. So much so, I went with Fanttik for another, smaller pump when I needed one this past spring.
So they say you can safely store this inside the car. Temps inside the car can reach 130degrees. Can’t be good for the battery.
@rosros The instructions on the one I got a few months ago specifically say to not keep it in your car, so that’s… odd.
@AROAH I was just expressing caution about keeping this in the car. Some of the comments mention throwing into another vehicle for emergency use. Thanks for clarifying for others considering purchasing for their car.
I was really surprised to see that picture of it hooked up to a pneumatic nail gun. Has anyone actually used it that way? I’m sort of stunned to consider you could replace a pancake air compressor with this. That seems worth the price all by itself.
Neither I nor the instructions recommend keeping this in your car, FYI. I wouldn’t trust that the battery wouldn’t get either too hot to function safely or too cold to hold a charge. Better for around-the-house sort of situations, or if you don’t want to go to the gas station and pay $2.50 for their tire pump.
/showme cursed distinct hydrant
@mediocrebot Dare your dog to urinate on that!
/buy
@uvassassin It worked! Your order number is: precipitous-incredible-omelette
/showme precipitous incredible omelette
@mediocrebot for some reason I feel like this omelette needs eyes in some cartoonish way.
@mediocrebot @uvassassin
/showme a methodical-ample-nickel
@mycya4me Ah yes, Libertt, like that bell in Phill.
Hmmmm…a refurbished product that you have enough of to offer on here. Sounds like a great purchase. GTFOH.
/buy
@blaineg It worked! Your order number is: lying-ostentatious-wrench
/showme lying ostentatious wrench
/giphy lying-ostentatious-wrench
/showme maladjusted-smooth-attraction
That’s it, @mediocrebot? Seriously?
@ItalianScallion
Giphy did better:
/giphy maladjusted-smooth-attraction
Not sure how it fits the words but it’s more fun!
@Kyeh The chomping on the oboe’s reed is especially funny!
@ItalianScallion They probably put something yummy on the instruments to get these videos.
@Kyeh
Maladjusted: you don’t eat instruments!
Smooth: maybe they were playing smooth jazz
Attraction: It weirdly attracts people to want to watch it
@ItalianScallion Works for me!