Specs====- Model: ASM1155A (Pet) - Model: ASM1156A (Allergy) - Easy-to-change bag system with a quick-lock seal and 5 micro-allergen bags- Suck up dust 42 feet away from your outlet with the 27 foot cord and two extension wands - Suction-Seal feature allows for quickly moving between carpets and hardwood floors with suction plates that adjust automatically - HEPA filter removes 99.97% of dust and allergens- Power: 12 amps - Cord: 27 ft with auto-rewind - Cleaning path width: 14 in - Weight: 20.7 lbs - Dimensions: 14.25 x 15.23 x 43.75 in - Allergy accessories: Stair & upholstery turbo nozzle, dusting brush, crevice tool, 2 extension wands - Pet accessories: PET power paw turbo brush, PET dusting brush, crevice tool, 2 extension wands Condition: New Warranty: 3 Year Eureka Shipping: $5 or free with VMP What’s in the Box?====1x Vacuum 5x Bags 1x Crevice tool 2x Extension wands 1x HEPA filter Allergy model: 1x Stair & upholstery turbo nozzle 1x Dusting brush Pet model: 1x PET power paw turbo brush 1x PET dusting brushPictures====Pet modelPet backPet AccessoriesAllergy modelBack of AllergyAllergy AccessoriesChoose wiselyPrice Check====$129.57 at Amazon for Pet model with 23 reviews$162.37 at Amazon for Allergy model with 1 reviewManufacturer specs
Get 'em both. Gotta suck all types of potential yuckies. What one misses, the other sucks. Even if you don't have a pet, you're tracking pet yuckies into your home. You OCD's know who we are.
Vacuums might just be the thing paying for Fukus @ Meh over past 30 days or so: 1) Dyson DC41 Vacuum @ $87,771 2) JBL OnBeat Mini @ $64,723 3) Moneual UV-C Sanitizing Vacuum @ $57,177
@RedOak I can guarantee you that both of my Dysons and my iPhone 6+ are excellent products. Hell, my gf even ran into one of the Dysons with her car (she was cleaning it out and forgot it was behind the car) and it was perfectly fine. And I'm not an Apple fanboy, I use a pc...
@Cinoclav I love my iPhone and our Dyson is just OK. But pethaps you missed my point. Product excellence comes first, sales volume (hopefully, but not always) follows. Sales volume is not causal to product excellence and is not always even an indicator of it.
@RedOak I got your point. I'm simply stating that from my personal experience, Dyson does make an excellent product. I believe the product has made their sales what they are a lot more than their advertising.
Argh, fucking vacuums. Assholes in elbows! I have nothing but hardwood floors! Forget all the Android vs. iPhone nonsense and what-not...who's with me on the vacuums?
@Thumperchick You are correct, My bad. I was just commenting because when I thought it was the same we had more time to think it over. Thanks for the correction.
@Moose The keychain you got me at that vacuum cleaner museum still proudly holds my keys together. I'm still sad about missing out on the Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum. That grudge will never go away.
I love the words, today. It would have been a disservice to another human to take a snide and cynical turn and I was glad to see that in the end you didn't.
Meh first meh purchase - how long do these guys take to ship? Ye olde vacuum cleaner is on its last legs, so spousal unit is quite excited to see a new one. Told her I bought it from w**t so hope she's not too disappointed when it arrives.
@xqcitizen Usually doesn't take too long for them to get it sent out, but it's practically always sent by SurePost or SmartPost, so it'll probably be a week or more, depending on your location. They're in Texas, I believe. Edit: they haven't sent out my fuku and that was a week ago; they're pretty backed up right now
@xqcitizen from our FAQ: Q: How much is shipping? How will it be shipped? Can I pay to expedite it? A: Shipping’s always $5, and free for VMP members (see below). So yeah, we’re going to ship it the slowest and cheapest way we can possibly find. Usually that’s Smartpost or Surepost, which starts with FedEx or UPS and ends with the post office. It’ll probably be 2 weeks before you get it. And no you can’t get it any faster.
@Teripie you have a vacuum collection, how odd. I have 2. One handheld one for the stairs/couches/car, on Dyson for the rest. I'd love a stick vacuum for downstairs, but can't bring myself to spend the $$ on it.
@Thumperchick My stick vacs are cheapo $15 a piece, Walmart crap. Living in Florida where it's wall to wall sand I found they do a better job "sweeping" than a broom.
Fun fact to know and tell. I bought one and did some research with a live chat with Eureka. The "MyVac" line of vacuums were originally built as exclusive to..wait for it... amazon.com. Say W--t?
My wife is shopping for a vacuum to buy for our daughter who is moving into her first place. I excitedly showed her this; her response: meh, it uses bags. she is going out this weekend to spend $500 on a Dyson. (sigh)
I just received the MyVac and I have to say it sucks..in a good way. very powerful, very clear directions/easy to assemble. A little heavy but I knew that going in. Great value for what meh is charging for it.
This was a great deal so i bought it for the spare. My regular vacuum broke this weekend. Could not be happier with it. clipped together in minutes and has great suction. I slipped during the installation and and it sucked a mark that no one will believe. did a fine job on the floors too.
Specs====- Model: ASM1155A (Pet) - Model: ASM1156A (Allergy) - Easy-to-change bag system with a quick-lock seal and 5 micro-allergen bags- Suck up dust 42 feet away from your outlet with the 27 foot cord and two extension wands - Suction-Seal feature allows for quickly moving between carpets and hardwood floors with suction plates that adjust automatically - HEPA filter removes 99.97% of dust and allergens- Power: 12 amps - Cord: 27 ft with auto-rewind - Cleaning path width: 14 in - Weight: 20.7 lbs - Dimensions: 14.25 x 15.23 x 43.75 in - Allergy accessories: Stair & upholstery turbo nozzle, dusting brush, crevice tool, 2 extension wands - Pet accessories: PET power paw turbo brush, PET dusting brush, crevice tool, 2 extension wands Condition: New Warranty: 3 Year Eureka Shipping: $5 or free with VMP What’s in the Box?====1x Vacuum 5x Bags 1x Crevice tool 2x Extension wands 1x HEPA filter Allergy model: 1x Stair & upholstery turbo nozzle 1x Dusting brush Pet model: 1x PET power paw turbo brush 1x PET dusting brushPictures====Pet modelPet backPet AccessoriesAllergy modelBack of AllergyAllergy AccessoriesChoose wiselyPrice Check====$129.57 at Amazon for Pet model with 23 reviews$162.37 at Amazon for Allergy model with 1 reviewManufacturer specs
Warranty
90 days
@mediocrebot this deal vaccums. am I doing this right?
@mediocrebot would have got it if i didnt get 2 vacuums for christmas.
@mediocrebot this is what I installed meh stalker for?
Something else just retracted 27 feet.
@Dash Considering you spelled vacuum wrong, I'm going to go with "no".
@mediocrebot "eureka I'm not a Dyson" ....? "wait"
@Sane vaccuming so hard
@stevo42 Could be worse.... could be a speaker dock
@mediocrebot Valentines day is next month. What better way to say "I wanna break up"
Sucks...
Meh
ITT: Suck jokes.
We know one thing for sure, this deal sucks! I just bought that dyson, I don't think I need another.
No, they actually are boring. I'm guessing there are going to be a lot of "turbo nozzles" in this thread.
My Neato hasn't broken yet, but thanks anyways.
Bath.... Shower? Bueller?
Wand. Tool, Hoover?
@lichme...imma go with suction...
Mehreka!
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring. Needs more mysterious missing money.
https://meh.com/deals/moneual-uv-handheld-vacuum-cleaner
@shinyhat True! That story nearly sold me on the thing. That and its crazy spaceship qualities.
woo! This vacuum is my 100th Meh!
Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to the MAX!
Teenage fascination with vacuum cleaners. Hmmm...
My dyson farts in this thing's general ditection.
mehdiocre?
ewww it uses bags - what is this, the 20th century?!
Bagged vacuum... meh.
You're cheating on Dyson here!
@dashcloud that damn Jenny
@Tyrion 867-5309
@dashcloud they also wished that they had Jessies girl......
@Tyrion such dank memes bro
@Shata Jenny probably was Jessie's girl....
@Purplefroggie Touche :)
What happens if you drop this in Archimedes' bath?
How many references to this sale can we have, stating it "sucks?" I give every one of you a 0 for originality.
@TheCO2 sucks...
@bradyson
@TheCO2 really sucks...
@TheCO2 Not to mention the use of 'bath.'
@Cinoclav I bet meh takes a bath on these suckers #seewhatIdidthere
@unixrab @Cinoclav
Retractable cord alone might be worth $65... I hate winding those damned things.
http://fox17online.com/2015/01/20/vacuum-salesman-invited-to-teen-with-autisms-birthday-party-moves-crowd-to-tears/
@abuilding That's seriously awesome. That doesn't suck.
@abuilding I came here to put this link up, but you beat me to it. (found it on fark)
@abuilding "but as the mother of a special needs child, it is so hard to find things to make my son happy." Man I can so relate to that.
Not bag less?
Bags = no filters to clean. It's all a tradeoff.
@narfcake vacuum = chores I don't want to spend money on meh for chores...
Tom's look states that his enthusiasm for vacuums began with a very pretty canister vac.
Get 'em both. Gotta suck all types of potential yuckies. What one misses, the other sucks. Even if you don't have a pet, you're tracking pet yuckies into your home. You OCD's know who we are.
i've become so disappointed with the deals lately, which i think is your ultimate goal
@aj you have a high tolerance for mehs
This deal sucks....hairy balls....ya know like cat hair and dog hair....
@Purplefroggie This blows big donkey balls.
@brianmc1975 Oooh they should've added that as a selling point...maybe they would sell more...that much better than cat balls and dog balls!
MEHcuum, amirite?
Eureka! Yeah, well you don't smell so hot either!
It sucks that this vacuum doesn't have pagination. I'm out.
Cum' on ova here -- I got the Real DEAL for ya !

Nature abhors this and so do I.
@cercopithecoid I award you bonus points!
Please give us a canister vac next!
reflective-makeshift-quiet... I need a vacuum
I left bags a long time ago, meh.
Why all the vacuum-hate?
Vacuums might just be the thing paying for Fukus @ Meh over past 30 days or so:
1) Dyson DC41 Vacuum @ $87,771
2) JBL OnBeat Mini @ $64,723
3) Moneual UV-C Sanitizing Vacuum @ $57,177
@RedOak Ok, I get that the JBL docs suck, but technically it's not a vacuum...
Never knew this place was overrun with vacuum snobs
When talking Vacuums EVERYONE is boring!
totally awesome dyson dealz!!!! ..............wait .........huh? ....wait? NOT DYSON.... yeah but... WHA?? NOT ROOMBA........ yeah.... but... WHAT? NOT NEATO????????????? OOHHHH EFFFFFFFF THIS!!!!!
This is like getting socks for x-mas! :(
If it will hold water, it will have water in it.
Woot and Meh are selling the same thing right now. Time for a knife fight!
@bradandcoffee link?
Fuck Dyson.
@shabazz18 Dyson = Apple, overpriced, and not the best product available.
@Stumpy91 Millions of people disagree on both accounts. But seriously, let's not start this stupid argument again.
@Cinoclav Millions of people think Bud Light is the best beer also. ;)
@shabazz18 I just can't forgive Dyson for making the Airblade.
@Cinoclav sales volume <> (does not equal) excellence. Example ===> BOSE, "speakers that vacuum"
@Stumpy91 I prefer PBR or Old Milwaukees Best Light...... ;-)
@RedOak I can guarantee you that both of my Dysons and my iPhone 6+ are excellent products. Hell, my gf even ran into one of the Dysons with her car (she was cleaning it out and forgot it was behind the car) and it was perfectly fine. And I'm not an Apple fanboy, I use a pc...
@Stumpy91 Yes, and millions of people think Android is the best OS out there. Same stupid argument that I already suggested staying away from.
@Cinoclav I love my iPhone and our Dyson is just OK. But pethaps you missed my point. Product excellence comes first, sales volume (hopefully, but not always) follows. Sales volume is not causal to product excellence and is not always even an indicator of it.
@RedOak I got your point. I'm simply stating that from my personal experience, Dyson does make an excellent product. I believe the product has made their sales what they are a lot more than their advertising.
Argh, fucking vacuums. Assholes in elbows! I have nothing but hardwood floors! Forget all the Android vs. iPhone nonsense and what-not...who's with me on the vacuums?
Same prices a Woot, but over there its a wootoff. http://www.woot.com/offers/bissell-rewind-cleanview-pet-vacuum-12?ref=cnt_dly_wobtn
@mlapaglia That's a different brand.
@Thumperchick You are correct, My bad. I was just commenting because when I thought it was the same we had more time to think it over. Thanks for the correction.
@mlapaglia and that woot is sold out.
@Moose The keychain you got me at that vacuum cleaner museum still proudly holds my keys together. I'm still sad about missing out on the Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum. That grudge will never go away.
roomba?
This deal blows, amiright? :D
:D
:D
Can you do lawns with it?
@Steve7654 If you install Astroturf, sure.
No Georgia Red. . . for that alone, meh.
@jrwofuga @barney loves purple
@hammi99 I love purple!
A bagged vacuum? What the meh!
I love the words, today. It would have been a disservice to another human to take a snide and cynical turn and I was glad to see that in the end you didn't.
Is this rootable? Which OS?
@Sarahsda VMS
festive-woozy-rat why, yes; yes I am.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Eureka-AirSpeed-Rewind-Pet-Bagless-Upright-Vacuum-with-Automatic-Cord-Rewind-AS1041A/22955029
@skaboy Useful, but even more so if you throw it up there in the replies under 'Price Check.'
Meh first meh purchase - how long do these guys take to ship? Ye olde vacuum cleaner is on its last legs, so spousal unit is quite excited to see a new one. Told her I bought it from w**t so hope she's not too disappointed when it arrives.
@xqcitizen Usually doesn't take too long for them to get it sent out, but it's practically always sent by SurePost or SmartPost, so it'll probably be a week or more, depending on your location. They're in Texas, I believe. Edit: they haven't sent out my fuku and that was a week ago; they're pretty backed up right now
@xqcitizen from our FAQ:
Q: How much is shipping? How will it be shipped? Can I pay to expedite it?
A: Shipping’s always $5, and free for VMP members (see below). So yeah, we’re going to ship it the slowest and cheapest way we can possibly find. Usually that’s Smartpost or Surepost, which starts with FedEx or UPS and ends with the post office. It’ll probably be 2 weeks before you get it. And no you can’t get it any faster.
@xqcitizen The sooner you let it out in the open that you're on Meh, the better you'll feel.
Thanks, @Fej - I'll bet if they took all the unsold vacs and put them on reverse FullAirspeed, they could blast those fukus out pronto!
Thanks @JonT - no hurry on my part - I'll just have to put it together and use it when it arrives.
@RedOak - mums the word for now. Don't want to anger the w*t servers while a w*t-*ff is in progress.
@xqcitizen I wouldn't know since I stopped going to that other place.
@Fej Its sent by snailpost...
Had a Eureka. Was complete shit.
@Fej bag of crap?
I have a weakness for vacuums. I currently have 3 uprights, 2 broom vacs, 4 canisters, and that strange little u-v one from Meh.
@Teripie you have a vacuum collection, how odd. I have 2. One handheld one for the stairs/couches/car, on Dyson for the rest. I'd love a stick vacuum for downstairs, but can't bring myself to spend the $$ on it.
@Thumperchick My stick vacs are cheapo $15 a piece, Walmart crap. Living in Florida where it's wall to wall sand I found they do a better job "sweeping" than a broom.
Fun fact to know and tell. I bought one and did some research with a live chat with Eureka. The "MyVac" line of vacuums were originally built as exclusive to..wait for it... amazon.com. Say W--t?
Would have thought these would have all been hoovered up....you know, beats as it cleans as it sweeps....
My wife is shopping for a vacuum to buy for our daughter who is moving into her first place. I excitedly showed her this; her response: meh, it uses bags. she is going out this weekend to spend $500 on a Dyson. (sigh)
@Steve7654 What? Woot had at least one Dyson up today for $200. If she's going to go for the Dyson, tell her to wait and watch the deal sites!
Less than 200 sold. Does this set the record for the biggest dud deal?
@BootlegCraig hard to beat the Speaker Rocks @ 61.
What one should I get if im allergic to my pet?
@tuxtuxman Neither, the sale ended 25 minutes ago. Sorry tuxtuxman.
I read bagged vacuums have better suction then non bagged ones.
I just received the MyVac and I have to say it sucks..in a good way. very powerful, very clear directions/easy to assemble. A little heavy but I knew that going in. Great value for what meh is charging for it.
This was a great deal so i bought it for the spare. My regular vacuum broke this weekend. Could not be happier with it. clipped together in minutes and has great suction. I slipped during the installation and and it sucked a mark that no one will believe. did a fine job on the floors too.