Got one in a recent IRK. Used it for the first time 2 days ago. It is… aggressive. Feels like a child with hammers for hands repeatedly pounding you in two very precise spots.
Don’t be fooled by the word shiatsu. Unless mine is damaged/malfunctioning (which is possible, considering it came in an IRK), this thing has no rotating motion or anything. Just two hard dots that produce impacts. You’ll have to manually move the thing around your body if you want to hit different spots, even inch to inch.
The faux leather is surprisingly soft and supple tho, so that’s nice.
@Kerig3, I doubt that an Android would admit that they’re disabled & are you supposing that this country would’ve drafted real Live Humans had they even possessed Androids in 68¿ … maybe, so! Just, please, remember that Arnold Terminator was from Austria which was a Central Power w/ Germany & fought against the USA, so if they had those androids,…they lost!! So, an Android [loser] could possibly end up with a big headache, neck & shoulder aches, just like we Humans. You did see what happened to that 1st Terminator, didn’t you¿?
@ehsfoewa, you probably can’t imagine what getting shot in the right leg & right buttocks feels like, but rest assured a walk through the dessert is not in my bucket list, Sir. Nevertheless, when I use to drive a p/u, I would always stop my truck, help the turtle cross the road, then move on, to enjoy my beautiful day. BTW, enjoy yours!!
@1DisabledWarVet Wow, you read all that from only one sentence? (the whole German tanget was quite a head-scratcher) If anything you’ve only reinforced that you’re an android since you deeply over-analyzed my joke yet missed the humor behind it. I thought androids could decipher the human meaning behind a winking smile emoji? Maybe you should file it into your data banks for the next time you encounter it.
@Kerig3, WOW’s ass, I can see you really enjoy three benefits [maybe for your ego] 1, is you really think of yourself as an extremely funny whatever, but fail to see someone else’s. 2, you then love to criticise the reply you receive.3, you, for some unknown reason, conveniently & easily get confused,…maybe so you Can criticise [#2], but then again, smoking pot, or reading at 3- 3:30AM can cause some (you) to get confused, or to not be able to comprehend a fuckin reply. JSYK, the detour was about Austria, not Germany & it was in reference to Arnold the Android Terminator, so try to keep up,…maybe buy, and drink some of that Coffee & if you can’t grasp my sarcastic humor, then give me your cell #, or email address, so I can touch base with you before I reply to your so-called humor & You can tell Me what to fn say.Okay, buddy¿ Or else, just don’t contact me. I’m pretty sure you’ll think [again] “WOW I really got him Wound Up & Pissed Off!!” No, not hardly, my being in beau coup fire-fights in a war allows me to put up with a whole lot more than you likely can lob over with your early morning BS, Son. JSYK, I did get you very humorous sarcasm, and I did enjoy it, but your 2nd reply, not so much!!
@1DisabledWarVet TL;DR please continue to waste your time arguing with a complete stranger, always a sign of a stable genius. I should have known you couldn’t possibly understand a simple joke considering your username is a major virtue signal. Kinda sad, goodbye.
@Kerig3, I doubt you can see anything past your own fat head, since you’re fn doing exactly what you’re accusing me of [arguing with a stranger]! Next time keep your dumb childish jokes to yourself, instead of Trying To Be Fn Funny With A Total Stranger!! Good-bye & Good-riddance,…don’t let the door hit you in the ass!! BTW, I just wonder how many of your fn friends Really think you’re fucking hilarious!? 1,… 2, or 0¿?
I think the main problem is the name. I saw the name “Eternal Home” and figured they were selling cemetery plots or cremation services. Well, with enough faulty powerbanks and bluetooth speakers that can catch fire, I suppose the cremation service may be an added bonus. The problem is you might still be alive at the time.
Does this caution apply since it’s from meh?
Fakespot says:
Seller Caution
Be careful when ordering this item, it is coming from a seller who is not highly rated and has a mix of good and bad customer feedback.
I bought one of these a couple years ago (for $5 more). I didn’t have high hopes (this is meh, after all) but I like it better than I thought I would. It takes some trial and error to get it in the right spot on the neck/shoulders/upper back, but when I hit the sweet spot it works pretty well.
Unrelated, and not to go all Irk, but this definitely bothers me more than it should. (But the original comment does it the right way. It is extremely refreshing!)
I find that when people mention a product they purchased in the past, almost w/out fail they will also always mention they paid less for the item.
“Yeah, I got Product X a couple months ago and got it for $30 less. It’s a great product but I wouldn’t pay $50 for it.”
Is it a humblebrag? Not sure, but the details of where, when, & how they purchased the item for so much less are rarely included. When pressed, some posters will grudgingly give details that quickly indicate things like, it was an older model, refurb, or shipping was $99/item are revealed.
Thankfully, Mehmmentators, rarely seen to engage in such behaviour & I like to think I’m slick enough not to mention a deals site that is particularly filled with such offenders.
Ok, upon further review, it most certainly bothers me more than it should. But after picking up today’s Meh massager deal for only .99 cents, I don’t need people making up stories about how they got it for only .98 cents just to make me feel bad. (Ha! No, not really… that is a stupid “joke” that only distracts from the much more important issue at hand.)
Got one of these a while back, and I’m not especially impressed with it. To get a decent thumping out of it, you have to crank it way up. Once it’s cranked up, it has a tendency to overheat itself and shut down one or both of the thumpers, at which point you have to wait a half hour or so for it to reset.
The automatic time-shutoff happens too soon for my liking, and it doesn’t “remember” the last settings used, so you have to reset everything every time it shuts off. The cord is too short. It’s a little noisy for the amount of usefulness it has. Meh.
I’m such the procrastinator! Can’t believe I was able to get one of these. I decided to buy it and then fell asleep, woke up at 12:10am, SUNDAY, I was pissed I missed it! Being the hard headed, stubborn Taurus that I am, I figured I TRY anyways. (Just like I hit the “buy it already” button even after a IRK clearly says sold out! Lol Always wondered if i’m the ONLY one who does such a thing.) SCORE! Now I can’t wait to feel the “hurt so good” pain of having my “oh so sore” shoulder pounded!!
My massager just arrived! Excited to try it out on my shoulder that’s been killing me for the past two months! Haven’t been able to get my regular injections because my entire body is overloaded with fluid again, they don’t want to inject me with steroids right now. I’d give anything for the relief of my lidocaine & steroids! Hopefully this neck and shoulder massager will bring some relief!
Ugh… five foot cord is just a little short, looking for the extention cord.
Didn’t realize that there’s no heat on this one, maybe that’s why it was so cheap.
@Lynnerizer Well the cat could give you heat… and they do knead on their people… (grin). Cute cat by the way. Looks like its voting choice is: the the box is the best thing out of this package. Perhaps yours too since no heat?
Thanks @Kidsandliz, that’s my guy Tuc, he’s a beauty for sure! He’s loving his ever growing box playscape!
Well here is my update on the heat situation;
WE HAVE HEAT, The massager may not have a built in heating coil with a temperature gauge, BUT, it sure as heck DOES PRODUCE HEAT!!Even though it’s got vent holes it still heats up, a lot! I wasn’t sure it was safe and thought I might even have burns on one side of my neck/shoulder/back since the skin is numb.2 The unit itself is pretty good though, many choices for patterns and pressure of the pounding. Right now i’m a happier camper then I was a few hours ago!
#Awesome - okay it is not too quiet, but the kneading is awesome! Since I sit at a desk all day, this gadget is a nice way to release the knots in my shoulders before bed. Just make sure to be close to the outlet or add an extension cord.
Specs
What’s Included?
1x Eternal Home Neck and Shoulder Shiatsu Massager with 38 Modes
Price Comparison
$41.49 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 1 - Friday, Aug 5
Is the best place for use really around the neck and shoulder?
@hchavers I mean… you could find, uh, alternative placements, but I wouldn’t recommend it. This thing is not subtle with its “massaging.”
Got one in a recent IRK. Used it for the first time 2 days ago. It is… aggressive. Feels like a child with hammers for hands repeatedly pounding you in two very precise spots.
Don’t be fooled by the word shiatsu. Unless mine is damaged/malfunctioning (which is possible, considering it came in an IRK), this thing has no rotating motion or anything. Just two hard dots that produce impacts. You’ll have to manually move the thing around your body if you want to hit different spots, even inch to inch.
The faux leather is surprisingly soft and supple tho, so that’s nice.
Saw the guys on GMM using one of these and looked useful. Reckon $20 is not bad. In one one.
/giphy aquamarine-frankly-zebra
My problem, or rather, blessing is that my neck, and shoulders are never that sore, so what do I need this thingamajig for?
@1DisabledWarVet Either a blessing or an indication that you’re an android.
@1DisabledWarVet you’re walking through the desert and find a turtle flipped over on its back, but you’re not helping it. why is that?
@1DisabledWarVet @ehsfoewa
/youtube Blade Runner - Voight-Kampff Test
@Kerig3, I doubt that an Android would admit that they’re disabled & are you supposing that this country would’ve drafted real Live Humans had they even possessed Androids in 68¿ … maybe, so! Just, please, remember that Arnold Terminator was from Austria which was a Central Power w/ Germany & fought against the USA, so if they had those androids,…they lost!! So, an Android [loser] could possibly end up with a big headache, neck & shoulder aches, just like we Humans. You did see what happened to that 1st
Terminator, didn’t you¿? 
@ehsfoewa, you probably can’t imagine what getting shot in the right leg & right buttocks feels like, but rest assured a walk through the dessert is not in my bucket list, Sir. Nevertheless, when I use to drive a p/u, I would always stop my truck, help the turtle cross the road, then move on, to enjoy my beautiful day.
BTW, enjoy yours!! 
@1DisabledWarVet Wow, you read all that from only one sentence? (the whole German tanget was quite a head-scratcher) If anything you’ve only reinforced that you’re an android since you deeply over-analyzed my joke yet missed the humor behind it. I thought androids could decipher the human meaning behind a winking smile emoji? Maybe you should file it into your data banks for the next time you encounter it.
@Kerig3, WOW’s ass, I can see you really enjoy three benefits [maybe for your ego] 1, is you really think of yourself as an extremely funny whatever, but fail to see someone else’s. 2, you then love to criticise the reply you receive.3, you, for some unknown reason, conveniently & easily get confused,…maybe so you Can criticise [#2], but then again, smoking pot, or reading at 3- 3:30AM can cause some (you) to get confused, or to not be able to comprehend a fuckin reply. JSYK, the detour was about Austria, not Germany & it was in reference to Arnold the Android Terminator, so try to keep up,…maybe buy, and drink some of that Coffee & if you can’t grasp my sarcastic humor, then give me your cell #, or email address, so I can touch base with you before I reply to your so-called humor & You can tell Me what to fn say.Okay, buddy¿ Or else, just don’t contact me. I’m pretty sure you’ll think [again] “WOW I really got him Wound Up & Pissed Off!!” No, not hardly, my being in beau coup fire-fights in a war allows me to put up with a whole lot more than you likely can lob over with your early morning BS, Son. JSYK, I did get you very humorous sarcasm, and I did enjoy it, but your 2nd reply, not so much!!
@1DisabledWarVet TL;DR please continue to waste your time arguing with a complete stranger, always a sign of a stable genius. I should have known you couldn’t possibly understand a simple joke considering your username is a major virtue signal. Kinda sad, goodbye.
@Kerig3, I doubt you can see anything past your own fat head, since you’re fn doing exactly what you’re accusing me of [arguing with a stranger]! Next time keep your dumb childish jokes to yourself, instead of Trying To Be Fn Funny With A Total Stranger!!
Good-bye & Good-riddance,…don’t let the door hit you in the ass!! BTW, I just wonder how many of your fn friends Really think you’re fucking hilarious!? 1,… 2, or 0¿?
Does this make smoothies? That’s what the mode button seems to indicate.
@iggy71 Also, the seventh picture looks like a mini speaker (Bluetooth?). This is meh so it’s got to be, right?
This will be a perfect prop for my low budget sci-fi movie, “Rings Around Uranus”.
@Trinityscrew, Uranus has a lot of gas, butt not this>
kind!! LOL!! 
I think the main problem is the name. I saw the name “Eternal Home” and figured they were selling cemetery plots or cremation services. Well, with enough faulty powerbanks and bluetooth speakers that can catch fire, I suppose the cremation service may be an added bonus. The problem is you might still be alive at the time.
Does this caution apply since it’s from meh?
Fakespot says:
Seller Caution
Be careful when ordering this item, it is coming from a seller who is not highly rated and has a mix of good and bad customer feedback.
@werekong, Who, Wha-Wha, No,…I love meh’s stuff, even though some of their crap almost burned
my house to the fb ground!! 
Who knew¿?
In for one on my continuing adventures as my spouse’s bestest friend!
~S
/giphy eccentric-frankly-salsa
@SscoootzZ Okay, now i’m hungry,…9:55AM CST, just in time for brunch!!
I bought one of these a couple years ago (for $5 more). I didn’t have high hopes (this is meh, after all) but I like it better than I thought I would. It takes some trial and error to get it in the right spot on the neck/shoulders/upper back, but when I hit the sweet spot it works pretty well.
Thanks for the review!
Unrelated, and not to go all Irk, but this definitely bothers me more than it should. (But the original comment does it the right way. It is extremely refreshing!)
I find that when people mention a product they purchased in the past, almost w/out fail they will also always mention they paid less for the item.
“Yeah, I got Product X a couple months ago and got it for $30 less. It’s a great product but I wouldn’t pay $50 for it.”
Is it a humblebrag? Not sure, but the details of where, when, & how they purchased the item for so much less are rarely included. When pressed, some posters will grudgingly give details that quickly indicate things like, it was an older model, refurb, or shipping was $99/item are revealed.
Thankfully, Mehmmentators, rarely seen to engage in such behaviour & I like to think I’m slick enough not to mention a deals site that is particularly filled with such offenders.
Ok, upon further review, it most certainly bothers me more than it should. But after picking up today’s Meh massager deal for only .99 cents, I don’t need people making up stories about how they got it for only .98 cents just to make me feel bad. (Ha! No, not really… that is a stupid “joke” that only distracts from the much more important issue at hand.)
Got one of these a while back, and I’m not especially impressed with it. To get a decent thumping out of it, you have to crank it way up. Once it’s cranked up, it has a tendency to overheat itself and shut down one or both of the thumpers, at which point you have to wait a half hour or so for it to reset.
The automatic time-shutoff happens too soon for my liking, and it doesn’t “remember” the last settings used, so you have to reset everything every time it shuts off. The cord is too short. It’s a little noisy for the amount of usefulness it has. Meh.
Do they make these in infant sizes, I have Small Soldiers…
*insert Major Chip Hazard speech here
/buy
@marylynne7 It worked! Your order number is: irritating-teeny-soup
/image irritating teeny soup
I’m such the procrastinator! Can’t believe I was able to get one of these. I decided to buy it and then fell asleep, woke up at 12:10am, SUNDAY, I was pissed I missed it! Being the hard headed, stubborn Taurus that I am, I figured I TRY anyways. (Just like I hit the “buy it already” button even after a IRK clearly says sold out! Lol
Always wondered if i’m the ONLY one who does such a thing.) SCORE! Now I can’t wait to feel the “hurt so good” pain of having my “oh so sore” shoulder pounded!! 
/giphy aged-noble-market
My massager just arrived! Excited to try it out on my shoulder that’s been killing me for the past two months! Haven’t been able to get my regular injections because my entire body is overloaded with fluid again, they don’t want to inject me with steroids right now.
I’d give anything for the relief of my lidocaine & steroids! Hopefully this neck and shoulder massager will bring some relief! 
Ugh… five foot cord is just a little short, looking for the extention cord.
Didn’t realize that there’s no heat on this one, maybe that’s why it was so cheap.
@Lynnerizer Well the cat could give you heat… and they do knead on their people… (grin). Cute cat by the way. Looks like its voting choice is: the the box is the best thing out of this package. Perhaps yours too since no heat?
Thanks @Kidsandliz, that’s my guy Tuc, he’s a beauty for sure! He’s loving his ever growing box playscape!
Well here is my update on the heat situation;
Even though it’s got vent holes it still heats up, a lot! I wasn’t sure it was safe and thought I might even have burns on one side of my neck/shoulder/back since the skin is numb.2 The unit itself is pretty good though, many choices for patterns and pressure of the pounding. Right now i’m a happier camper then I was a few hours ago! 
WE HAVE HEAT, The massager may not have a built in heating coil with a temperature gauge, BUT, it sure as heck DOES PRODUCE HEAT!!
@Lynnerizer Glad you have heat and that you like it.
Arrived today. The sewing on the parts was falling apart but otherwise worked well on my shoulder after a night sleeping on it wrong.
#Awesome - okay it is not too quiet, but the kneading is awesome! Since I sit at a desk all day, this gadget is a nice way to release the knots in my shoulders before bed. Just make sure to be close to the outlet or add an extension cord.
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!