End of May IRK Reveal
27Whoa, I’m first!
Not a horrible IRK, not a great one…
• Purple IRK bag - always useful and the purple is nice.
• Pink battery pack with lightning cable built in - It will be useful as I have misplaced my “good” battery pack.
• Vivo Mineral Mud Clay Mask - didn’t need the one from last IRK, really don’t need 2 jars of this.
• Incase textured hardshell for a 15" Macbook pro - No use to me.
• Clawz sz 13 - won’t fit anyone in my family
Thanks meh, for once, living close to meh world HQ has paid off.
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Mine should be here Saturday
@Star2236 Same!
[random comment]
So. Much. Beige.
I had to take the photo on my kitchen floor, because the items blended into my drab apartment carpet.
Kids Clawz
Kids Little Monster socks
Beige twin sheet set
Beige no-show socks
And the worst offender, a beige IRK bag!
Seriously, this “color” is heinous and a crime against humanity. I can only assume that you called your bag guy and ordered “sage” bags, and got this eyesore instead.
@Trillian I got a very similar IRK but my sheets are grey and instead of socks I got a fancy suction cuppy power bank. I’ll post pictures in a bit.
I got a 3-pack of Kids Little Monster socks in my last IRK. Wearing a pair today. They are roomy on my woman’s 7 1/2 feet. Wash well also. Hope the only color in your IRK fits somebody in your household
!
My IRK has shipped and is due on saturday. The thing is, since I started buying IRKs in March, I’ve always had 1 or more IRKs pending. If they don’t have another Meh-rathon before my IRK arrives, my streak is broken!
Help me out Meh!
@rinrinrin me too…yet I got the question from my wife last time asking if they’re ending and I said yes then got one the next day…it arrives tomorrow…if it is not gold bars and diamonds it may be the end of VMP
@jchizmar I’ve twice received a kit the day of a meh-rathon, but always secured the irk before FedEx arrived
Mine hasn’t shipped yet.
@Ignorant same here.
/giphy sad
@Ignorant
/giphy same
@Ignorant @mbersiam I just received a comforter that never shipped so who knows.
Mine hasn’t shipped either, but now I want a beige bag! Yeah, it’s ugly, but I don’t have that color!
I got some of those little monster socks before & was so excited to give them to my grandkids…until I realized that’s a brand name & not a description of the socks. I am so sad that there are no monsters on them!
But they did wash well and hey…it’s always good to have extra socks.
Mine shipped yesterday!!!
The beige bags are for the naked people that walk around Walmart so they can have a bag the blends in with them lol
I jinxed myself with a comment about never receiving TrackRs in an IRK…they appeared in this one. I received:
Orange IRK bag
3 TrackR pixels (no add’l batteries)
Quirky Cargo basket - will totally use
Little Monsters socks - Super excited!
Coco charcoal teeth whitening powder
@cbilyak
@cbilyak Having yet to score an IRK, I remain TrackR-free, and must fail to find my missing whatsit for reasons that have nothing to do with the untimely expiration of small batteries.
I got a pack of the little monster socks - orange/blue
A lipstick
A pixel trackr
Orange irk bag
A 10# bag of fettuccine from Italy!
The shipping notification said my package was 1.3 pounds, but the box was a lot heavier.
Hilarious that I’ll be set for pasta for a while - best used by 12/2022!
My very drab IRK arrived Thursday. I got:
-Little person black Claws
-A very pale pink suction cupy power bank with I’m pretty sure a dead charging cable. (Power bank charges fine but only with a different cable)
-Nylon like sock things
-A twin sheet set that has pockets! Which is exciting since I’m all for pocket equality for all. But the pockets are on opposite corners of the fitted sheet. So if your bed is against the wall on the wrong side your pockets are by your feet, which kinda defeets the purpose. And sadly this is the position I am in with my twin bed. How hard would it have been to put the pockets on the same end of the sheet on both sides? But these will be good “chaperoning the youth church summer camp” sheets and if I chose my bunk properly I may even be able to use the pockets. Woo-hoo!
-Very beige IRK bag - Excited to get a new color even if the new color isn’t very exciting
-A very fine box that Kota has claimed as hers.
Lot’s of regret in this one:
1 stretch chair cover
1 15" MacBook Pro hardshell cover
1 Coco Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder (nope, nope,
nope)
1 Package of 3 Little Monster socks
1 micro charge pack
1 Orange IRK bag!!
Thanks Meh!
1 beige open outer box (top completely and partial opened bottom)
)
1 pixel tracker (maybe this one will work!
15 inch laptop cover (for the 17 inch laptop household) or two unbranded rolling trays
1 jar of mud clay mask (the cat doesn’t care)
1 pair of kids Clawz crocks (do not know any children)
1 purple IRK bag (YAY finally purple!)
@membrr
Nice, unbranded rolling trays. Way to improvise.
1 Kathy Ireland twin sheet set with pockets
1 15" laptop cover
1 jar clay mud mask
1 3pk Little Monsters sock
1 Very Beige IRK bag (Yay got one this time :))
Socks and putty went to daughter, fry pan and charger went to wife. Orange bag went to storage bin in garage. Wife may hit me with the pan if I keep buying these.
Well got mine yesterday and it was absolutely crap! Crap again! Now this is the 4th box in a row that has been nothing but crap and @koolhandjoe and I have had a very long talk about this, and he goes and does it again. Apparently we’re gonna have to have another talk.
I got clawzs size 6, one size to small for my feet.
Quirky basket- maybe I can use it for crafting supplies but I doubt it
Little monsters socks, I’m gonna have to throw out socks if I wanna keep these my sock drawer is so full. But last ones were comfy.
3 trackrs, without extra batteries and I’m sure their DOA.
MacBook case that NO ONE else wants
I didn’t even get the naked people color Walmart bag. Crap! I tell you. Crap!
@Star2236 But your regret was both instant and kitted… We totally delivered on the promise.
@Star2236 my Saturday delivery turned to Sunday, most likely turned to Monday…so much anticipation for my bag o’crap
Mine is here but waiting to open it with my boo. I will make him one of us
@kerryzero
Saturday shipping and Sunday delivery for the IRK haul. I believe this marks the first time since last year that I haven’t actively had an IRK in the pipeline by the time I received one. @Koolhandjoe and his crew must finally be about to catch their breath.
And the contents are:
Thanks, Meh!
After charging the hand massager I find that it has just about enough power to inflate itself to a mildly uncomfortable sensation then stop and beep at me. I charge it again and it gets a little bit more. So far I haven’t gotten a full minute of runtime out of it.
On the bright side, it ought to have all kind of neat bits and bobs in it when I disassemble it.
@djslack If you want more bits and boobs I have a kid’s model kit that looks sort of like a leggos (it isn’t) remote control car. It has the motor and 1/2 of the controller. You can have for postage presuming I didn’t finally toss it.
@Kidsandliz my wife will kill me if I try to bring more boobs into the house.
Lol thank you for the offer but I’m good. If I’m honest, I need fewer bits around here, not more.
@djslack Well that was an ironic typo considering the bra discussions on the irk threads.
@djslack mine works fine. But yes it can squeeze the crap out of your hand. It also leaves lots of marks that take a while to fade. I had the settings backwards at first so when I thought I was changing modes I was actually just making the pressure worse. I haven’t tried the heating yet because it’s 100 outside. I do not have cold hands.
@remo28 I think I figured out that it works if I don’t keep it plugged in. It at least works for longer, anyway.
Not sure I’m a fan of it.
Mine came today
My wife always gets in my case about getting these but every time I do she gets something out of them. I brought her the mud mask and she looks at me and says "is that all I got from it this time? " I think I’m winning her over.
@moony
@moony Purple…
@moony
Mud mask, I would have wanted the toothbrush!
LIKE INDUSTRIAL SIZED BOXES.
If someone can walk me through how to post a picture I so will!
@RiotDemon Mike needs help! I want to see Mike’s panties!
@mikesmells @sammydog01
Come on mikey, show us what you got. I’ll even give you a little atmosphere music for your performance.
/youtube the stripper
@Ignorant, Can you show @mikesmells how to take pictures?
@mikesmells I don’t know…will the actual pictures be as funny as what I am ‘picturing’ in my head…four big boxes huh?
@mikesmells before you hit any buttons to reply or start a comment, make sure to have your phone sideways then you’ll see a little icon with mountains and a moon….press that.
@Ignorant @mikesmells
@mikesmells
/giphy show me the panties
@Ignorant
@Ignorant
@Ignorant @mikesmells I’m dying. This is epic! That got a proper
/giphy laugh out loud
Man I love meh!
@mikesmells Yay, you got the pictures posted! Uh… nice panties?
@Ignorant @mikesmells all five boxes are underwear???
@mikesmells Dare I even ask how many bras are in there?
@mikesmells
@mikesmells
/giphy spectacular
@mikesmells that is horrible and hilarious. For once photos is even worse than I had pictured.
If they could fit would not need to wash for like 2 years.
@mikesmells Now you need to figure out how you enticed the irk gods to send you all of those.
If you aren’t keeping them all or selling them, call your battered women’s shelter. Most people show up there with basically the clothes on their backs and that is it. I’d imagine they’d love them. Usually people don’t donate new undies.
@Kidsandliz I may have bragged to the IRK gods that once they sent me a fantastic irk that was beautiful and filled with a 7-piece kitchen pots and pan set that I had no regrets with!
And Ill be donating all of these to a women’s shelter tomorrow!
@sillyheathen only one bra! Size 44DD. I am a man who does not have breasts so off to charity it goes!
@Ignorant @tinamarie1974 one box actually had some toothbrush heads, a bra, an IRK bag and I had to dig through the underwear to find a zombie unicorn mask! I’ll post pictures of the mask and open all the boxes at once tomorrow!
@Ignorant @mikesmells @tinamarie1974
That really is fantastically hilarious!
Remind me of that kid’s joke:
“What do you want
for Christmasin your IRK under there?”
@mikesmells @sillyheathen Might want to send the bra to @felton10 to go with his balls (snicker,
)
@mikesmells With a name like yours, no wonder they sent you all those panties.
@Kidsandliz @mikesmells @sillyheathen I think any type of female underwear would go with my balls.
@mikesmells They didn’t want you to get your panties in a twist? Or maybe they really wanted to get your panties in twist?
@Felton10 @mikesmells Seriously! I was waiting for someone to comment about Mike Smells Panties!!!
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mikesmells thank you!!! I wanted to bring it up but I thought people might get the wrong idea because I talk about his balls too often……
🥎
Felton10’s balls are rather sensitive.
@mikesmells @raccoon81 Took someone with a lot of balls to do it.
@Kidsandliz @mikesmells @sillyheathen I don’t know any male that ever complained about his balls getting too much attention.
@mikesmells
@mikesmells
Dam, I got crap and you got four boxes of panties! I could have not done laundry forever assuming they were my size.
@Ignorant
Told you all I would show off my giant boxes of underwear!!!
This is going to be donated to a local women’s shelter to assist women in need. Thanks Meh! Ill make sure to write www.meh.com says hello on the boxes!
@mikesmells thanks for sharing your panties on the internet.
Is pantydrop.com a future site?
@mikesmells I think they told the new guy to give mikey four “pasta drop” boxes, and the new guy thought they said “panty drop” boxes…
Its easy to get pasta and panties confused…
@eeterrific well regardless they did a great job of making me laugh!
@eeterrific @mikesmells “Its easy to get pasta and panties confused…” I’m not coming to your house for dinner!
@mikesmells This is awesomeness. Thanks for sharing. So many possibilities for deployment.
Got a “pasta drop” irk.
Tan fuko bag
Charcoal tooth powder
iPhone 7 case
Ceramic cup
10lbs of Pasta Noodles
Been told that the pasta is really good, so maybe I’ll have to eat more pasta!
@lonocat Lucky you - it IS good, very high quality pasta!
@Kyeh @lonocat The pasta drops have been done for a while now. Did they procure a new supply or just find some extra dusty bags in the corner of the warehouse whilst throwing items into the IRKs?
@Kyeh @lonocat @tofarber Eh, it’s dried pasta. As long as it was stored well, it’s fine. I’ve eaten pasta found in the back of my pantry that was there for an indeterminate amount of time, and you couldn’t tell the difference from something I would have just purchased from the store.
@psbales that wasn’t a knock on the state of the pasta (I actually hope they threw a bag in my IRK).
Just curious what took so long for the big bags o’carbs to resurface.
I got my dangerous-wheat-day IRK Friday but have been too busy to post.
Set of sheets with side pockets built in for a twin bed.
Clawz! Might fit my nephew.
Little Monsters Socks
Ankle Socks
Tan Bag
Bit on the light side, but still kinda worth it for the sheets.
I got a pasta-drop themed IRK, and I’ll spare you the repetitive pics.
(1) INCASE 15inch McBook Pro textured case (gray)
(1) VIVO Mineral Mud clay mask
(1) TrackR Pixel
(1) Orange meh. bag
(1) 10lb bag of fettuccini pasta.
The who pondered the age of the pasta… Mine came complete with 1 single dried rat turd rattling around in the box.
Regret achievement unlocked
@crow in the box is better than in the bag?
@tofarber Yes, you are correct.
The worst part was the fact that the box was pretty heavy, and I actually had a few seconds of anticipation
, followed by euphoria 
as I saw the laptop case on top in the box…then dashed hopes 
as the weight was revealed to be 10lbs of pasta. 
Orange bag
Orange clawz
Monster socks
Kitten putty
Laptop case
Wall charger.
Thanks!
This would have been a total regret kit except that I got the Meh Coin! I have hundreds of challenge coins and this will go into the center of the case.
Not much special this time.
Thanks Meh.
*Quirky basket
*Little monsters socks (3)
*Clawz shoes
*Orange IRK bag
I was hoping to receive Purple or Beige IRK bag.
It could give me a little more excitement.
But, Clawz and socks fit my wife. She is happy I am Happy
Oh…was in the last IRK of the mehathon, and just got notified it was shipped. Based on what I’m seeing… And since I was last on the list, they must have gone into the really back crevices of the warehouse for the stuff for the last IRK. Just hoping that they got all the panties out.
@eeterrific Just got notification mine was shipped also. Maybe being shipping this late and the middle will avoid the “special” attention I’ve been getting from KHJ in my past IRKs. The amount of bubble wrap I get should be an instant give-a-way.
@eeterrific @Felton10
Mine’s still in processing and i’m banking on that being a good thing! Since I haven’t seen anything too fantastic so far, the anticipation of “the big time score” is still alive for us stragglers! (Or middle of the road folk, whichever the case may be)
Fingers crossed!
@eeterrific @Felton10 @Lynnerizer Mine shipped yesterday too. FedEx says arriving on Thursday, but I will believe it when I see it. I think we are in line for sloppy seconds being so late.
/giphy sloppy seconds
@Felton10 @Lynnerizer You don’t consider four boxes of panties to be fantastic??
@Lynnerizer Are you home yet?
@Felton10
Yes, i’m out. I thought I posted but who knows, I “also thought” I had one more day to get $750. credit towards my energy bill and I blew THAT big time! Nothing like throwing $750. down the drain! Ugh, i’ve been beating myself up over it all day! Anyway, i’ve been out for about 3 weeks.
What a nice surprise I had when I got home. My arms deflated to normal size after 12-13 liters of fluid came out/off of me and I totally forgot how nice my legs looked! I thought i’d just gained that much weight! Lol
I’m most probably going to be back in by this time next week because i’m swelling back up like a Alabama tic and I feel like a stuffed pig! Oink, oink!
I’ve changed my diet to low carb, low sodium and no sugar and it’s helped my blood sugar so much that i’m down to doing insulin 2 times a day instead of 3, so that’s a good thing. My legs just won’t stop swelling though and it’s extremely frustrating! I can’t even tell how much weight/body fat i’m loosing because the scale is continuing to go up from fluid gain. Guess this getting healthy stuff is more like a marathon without a finish line! Speaking of which, I just now got my IRK! It’s sitting in front of me unopened as i’m waiting for my guy to get back so I can share the love OR lighten the regret, we’ll have to see how it goes. Stay tuned!
@Felton10 @Lynnerizer Wow! I’m glad you’re home, sorry you’re still dealing with the fluid retention! About that credit - if you tell them you were in the hospital, maybe they’d still let you have it??? Or did you already ask and get turned down?
And we’re all looking forward to hearing what you got in your Irk - I hope it’s a great one!
@Lynnerizer So what did you get-if you haven’t opened the box yet is it big, small, light or heavy?
1.1lb
6x4x1
We shall see on wednesday
@thechinglish pretty sure that is the placeholder from fedex.
Could be accurate, mine is the same.
Mine is due on Thursday. Hoping they also didn’t have any more 46DDs.
@romellex But if you got some that size wouldn’t you have to go out and find someone that they fit?
@Felton10 Probably true if I were a guy. Since I’m not, and have never even come close to needing a 46DD, having one arrive in my house would just be sad
and make me feel inadequate 
.
@romellex Opps-my bad. I could probably fill one with all the balls KHJ sent me in the last IRK.
@Felton10 MN here - maybe line one with fur for a winter hat?
@Felton10 @romellex winter hat for you and a close friend? Or a team helmet for a three legged race?
@djslack @Felton10 I didn’t realize there were such fine possibilities. I’ll be sure to post what comes.
FedEx reports arrival on Thursday
Weight: 1lb/ 0.45 kgs
Dims: 6x4x1 in.
Content: Hopefully not 6 small boxes of doll panties inside of a bigger box!
/giphy I quiver with anticipation
Oh no.
They didn’t even send an IRK bag.
Thats the only thing I keep from these things.
Any ideas what the cloth tray is for?
@clonetek It’s the lid to a foldable storage box - I received a set in a previous IRK. They aren’t bad… assuming you also had the bottom part.
@clonetek
At least you got some fun putty. I’ve never received any putty before.
@Star2236 I’ve been wanting one of those toothbrush coins since I saw they were a thing.
@clonetek I have an extra one if you want it.
@clonetek @sammydog01 But it’s just not the same if you don’t get one randomly in an IRK. At least that’s my theory.
@Koolhandjoe Whats up with all the missing IRK bags?
@clonetek Contact support for your irk bag.
@Star2236
If I should ever be lucky enough to get a coin, it’s ALL yours!! Promise!!
Three meh items, a very nice IRK bag, and… PASTA! YAY!
@opivp99 Check the lipstick, mine was expired (probably the SPF ingredients that expire)
@opivp99 I’m seriously hoping for pasta. Gave half of mine away and we went through the rest of it pretty quickly.
@rinrinrin Expired 5/21 - I’m not a lipstick wearer myself but I figure it’s got a couple months life left for someone.
@ybmuG Same here, just finished the last of our pasta so this was very timely. Wife was excited!
Pretty meh today.
Kids socks (no kids)
Incase macbook case (no macbook)
Blue Claws (kids sized, see above)
L’oreal revitalift Girlfriend will at least try it out.
Purple IRK bag
Guess you win some and you lose some.
A 10 lb bag of pasta
And that was it, not even an IRK bag
@thechinglish You’re not alone.
Got the same exact thing.
Always happy to get more pasta though.
Got mine today.
beige Irk bag
10 lbs of pasta
2 sets of Little Monster socks (6 total)
USB charging cord (that I can actually use!)
Coco charcoal tooth whitening
AND… drum roll please…A Meh toothbrush coin #04494!
Thanks, Meh!
Got mine today
x1 10lb pasta.
I shall eat my disappointment.
@RogerWilco I thought Meh pasta tasted like regret not disappointment.
@gt0163c I don’t think I could truly regret a pasta drop.
@RogerWilco Me too! I didn’t even get a meh bag to hold it in. The pastadrop box brings back so many memories though.
Arrived on Sunday, when I was down with a head cold…thank you husband…
10 more lbs of pasta…heading to the in-law’s church
1 Grapefruit face mask thing
1 pack little monster socks…conveniently fit me
1 blue photo storage box…joining my others that are all clear, so than you for the diversity
1 orange IRK bag to join the collection
1 annoyed German Shepherd named Lagertha who is not amused I disturbed her nap…was not included in the box, but is included in photos for your enjoyment.
@wifeduck ![box in a box][2]
Second attempt at photos
All of this work…for this picture…
@wifeduck Totally worth it. My dog would love her.
@sammydog01 @sammydog01 She is our resident, she helps our fosters adjust to a family life…
My Irk arrived:
Came in a Pasta Drop box
Charcoal Teeth Whitner
Orange Bag
Coin
Little Monster Socks
10 Pounds of Spaghetti Noodles
Three days in a row of delayed delivery had my hopes high, only intensified by a small freight style FedEx truck arriving at my house. After a couple minutes, the FedEx guy walks around the truck carrying a small box in one arm…regret begins.
Opening the box with one corner bashed in revealed:
Orange IRK bag
2 USB wall chargers - one with bright pink micro-USB cable
Pack of kitty putty (fun!)
Beige chair cover - been wanting to try one of these, though couch size would have been more useful
Regret gone. Thanks meh!
Yay, noods!
Though if looks like FedEx took the whole PastaDrop thing too literally.
Inside was:
Orange (unbroken!) Asobu mug to go with the teal ones I have
10# of spaghats (OK, It’s linguine, but who doesn’t love saying “spaghats”?)
Charcoal teeth whitener to counteract the sauce on the pasta and the coffee in the mug
2 TrackRs - to help me find the pasta in the horrendously laid out cupboards of the rental
Some kid-sized socks for which we will have to locate kid-sized feet
And the gloriously meh beige IRK bag!
@ybmuG
Wow haven’t seen any of those cups in a long time.
@Star2236 @ybmuG
You’re a lucky duck in my book, I love those mugs!
@Lynnerizer @Star2236 I like them. araT wanted to put them in the “donate” pile.
@ybmuG I don’t know what you’re talking about. That box looks like it’s in pretty great shape.
This was mine:
@The_Tim @ybmuG
I like your card catalog!
My IRK was just delivered.
One item: 10 pound bag of pasta.
That’s it.
Guess what…I’m gluten free…I can’t eat regular pasta.
But I’ll give it to one of my friends whose kids are home from college for the summer.
Totally Meh.
@sunnysideup22 same here
I got my 5/27 IRK today in a PastaDrop Box. Mostly regretful, but a nice bonus for the delicious pasta and new color IRK bag:
-Beige IRK bag
-Mug (not broken!)
-Little Monsters Socks
-Charcoal Teeth Whitening stuff
-5x TrackRs
-10 lbs Linguine Pasta
Meh!, you are still way, way ahead in terms of regret, but I gained a little ground with this one. Thanks!
Mine Included:
meh
Wow, I’m surprised they have so much pasta left. And tracker are they ever gonna run out of those things lol
@Star2236
Very doubtful
/8ball will Meh ever run out of TrackRs?
@ybmuG
@Lynnerizer @ybmuG @Star2236
Umm, maybe they have now - see below…
@Kyeh @Lynnerizer @Star2236
@Kyeh @Lynnerizer @ybmuG
How many did you get?
@Lynnerizer @Star2236 @ybmuG
Not me - https://meh.com/forum/topics/end-of-may-irk-reveal#60cc27933ad03d001b26328d
I actually have a soft spot for the Trakrs because they were my first-ever purchase from Meh. I heard about them in the CNet Cheapskate newsletter and came to check it out. I was surprised and amused by the site and stuck around to learn more … and voila, another Meh convert (addict?) was born.
But I’m happy I didn’t get that box myself!
I got
10 pounds of pasta
and one toothbrush
no bag or anything. the irk bags are horribly shaped anyway but still that’s definitely the worst/most meh irk/fuko ive got!
Just one bag of fettuccine. I first thought this might be a VMP bonus package to rid the warehouse of expiring pasta. Unfortunately the tracking number matches that of my irk.
@jaybird I wish VMPs still had their special buying hours and things, too.
@jaybird Pasta expires??
@eeterrific lol, I suppose when the bags are opened before shipping…I guess I forgot to mention that part.
Well my first IRK is a bit of a bummer but still interesting to get lol.
-Beige IRK bag
-Two pairs of athletic shorts (too small for me)
-3 pack of Little Monsters socks (probably will be a gift to my niece)
-And the STRANGEST of all…6 pack of lace lingerie (uhhhh)
@danobob951 Welcome to IRKs…
@danobob951 Are you still regretting it??
2 bras, 44DD
cool little battery pack with Qi
hair mask
face cleaning thingy I’ve wanted to try
orange bag
If the bras fit this would be a complete victory. I’m pretty happy.
@sammydog01 Bras were too small? I did see that some 46DD’s were shipped. Maybe you could trade.
@sammydog01 Let me know if you like the face thingy. Clarisonic went out of business and I can’t get brushes any longer, so I’m always looking for an alternative.
I received my very first IRK:
Beige IRK Bag
Luminara Candle
Shiraleah Crossbody Bag
Set of storage containers
Mane Killer Curls and Brutal Bounce
(12 - 2 ounce bottles)
Thanks Meh!
1 x tan Meh bag
1 x wallet purse
3 x KN 95 masks
1 x multipack plastic containers
1 x umm…this
@nitac78 What the…it looks like they threw in a melted canvas bag…
@nitac78
@KoolHandJoe is monsterfying Irk bags now.
@danobob951 Yep. I just want to know what in the irk happened to it.
@Kyeh @nitac78 Gas powered dryer in the print shop did it for me… so we thought why not just include them
@Koolhandjoe @Kyeh @nitac78 it’s rather fitting really.
@Koolhandjoe @Kyeh @sillyheathen Yeah I love it. It’s going on the wall over my cursed lamp. Building my Irk shrine. Bring it on!
@Koolhandjoe @Kyeh @nitac78 oh!!! Maybe I’ll get one one day to fashion as a shade for Kirk once I actually procure him from PHroG. That would be amazeballs!
Beige IRK Bag
Kathy Ireland Blue Twin sheet Set ( Ozzie and Harriat do not live here. No twin Beds)
Kids Clawz and Kids Socks ( No Crumb crunchers here)
Phone charger power station Thingy ugly pinkish sorta.
/image crumb cruncher
You know usually we all complain about getting a less than satisfying IRK but I received a completely open on both sides 10lb bag of pasta. It spilled everywhere and was completely unsalvageable. I take real issue with food waste and this was upsetting. Not cool Meh.
Other than that, beige bag, two TrackR.pixels, charcoal teeth whitening powder and my 7th pink micro USB wall charger. This really isn’t fun anymore.
@mehgrl I doubt that Meh sent it to you opened on both ends. It probably happened while being shipped. This is what happened with one of my Pasta Drop orders.
@Barney Yes, that sounds reasonable but it still would have been nice to have it packaged with a tiny bit of care to prevent that.
I would’ve killed for what some of you got:
I don’t regret this but I both rue and lament it.
Not getting a bag is what made me really sad.
@aknox077 We will gladly rectify the baglessness… and rue and lament… we stand behind that!!!
@Koolhandjoe aww… you guys…
@aknox077 Yeah, the bags are great! Not getting one would be really depressing.
@Koolhandjoe I’d hate to have you waste postage for just a bag. I have an order over on sidedeal, dunno if you can just throw it all together.
@aknox077
I would trade you for what I got. I want a new memory foam mat and I’ve been wanting to get the paint and pour sets.
@Star2236 lol aww, i wish i had a need for that macbook case but I also don’t even have a kitchen rug so that does fill a need. I’ll find a use for the paints (and post my results)
@aknox077
I love a good art/craft project, can’t wait to see what you do!
2 - orange irk bags
2 - Large ahh bras (they look small)
1 - athletic shorts XL
3 - apple lightning cables (long, at least 10ft)
1 - mophie 6040mah wireless battery
1 - knee sleeve XL
1 - hand massager (weird,but it works)
Good irk, different and I’ll find use for most of it.
@remo28
Hand massager would be awesome!
POPSOCKETS! ROAD ROCKETS! SONNY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
Tan Irk Bag
Little Monster Socks
10lbs Pasta
Pasta Drop Box (I like this)
IRK Toothbrush Club Coin (favorite item this time)
@yerti
@yerti
@yerti Oh, and some charcoal teeth whitening stuff
Plus…
Charcoal teeth whitening
Brown IRK bag
IRK coin
15” MacBook cover
Thank you @meh! No regrets here
@GzBiH You did good!
@GzBiH
/giphy sweetness!
OK, so I’ve been quite remiss in posting my IRKs. I have to post this one, but I don’t have a good, clean spot to take a picture. So no photo yet. And i’m going to describe in a long, rambling, dramatic-tension-building way!
My IRK was delivered this afternoon, pretty light. So, no 10 lbs. of pasta for me. Whatever, meh. [rolls eyes] At least it doesn’t appear to have been opened en route. Cutting through the tape, I see:
a hideous khaki IRK bag (I know we’ve all been calling it beige, but now that I’ve seen one, is it?)
Removing the bag, I see something fuzzy, probably some slippers or something, and some bubble wrap. I figure this can wait. [FORESHADOWING]
a Bandolino charging pouch
a pair of blue-blocking reading glasses I can’t use
a deck of Scrabble SLAM!
a pink insta-charge battery pack
I go back to the bubble wrap and fuzziness, and realize it’s probably a teddy bear. Hmm, I don’t remember teddy bears for sale on any of the mediocre sites, but, fine, I guess my mother can give it to someone as a gift. As I lift it out, my fingers encounter a hard surface. The knowledge washes over me: this will not be an appropriate gift for anyone my mother knows.
Because it is a ** @Koolhandjoe original**.
In fact, it’s the fella on the left
He has a little bit of a wandering eye…
/youtube james chance roving eye
So cool! Thanks so much!
@mossygreen YAY!
/giphy congratulations
@mossygreen you got a
!!! That’s awesome! He looks like Wendi’s cousin.
/giphy hi five
POPSOCKETS! SPA KITS! POLLY POCKETS! AWESOME!
@mossygreen @sillyheathen I am glad it made it ok… I did not think about the heat when making it… and primarily used Hot Glue… Should have used barge cement or model glue… So when we packed it and shipped… it hit me about 2am the next morning “what if the glue melts because of the heat in the trailers!!!”… I am relieved it got there in good shape
@mossygreen YOU got the IRK unicorn, congrats!!!
@Koolhandjoe @sillyheathen It seems fine and very sturdy. There’s something tiny rattling inside, which I assume I should neither ask about nor investigate…
@cbilyak Hee hee! The instagram post to which I failed to link implied the fella on the right might be in transit somewhere. But only @Koolhandjoe knows for sure.
@mossygreen @sillyheathen @cbilyak
What is causing the rattle?..
I will let you decide what it is…
Here is a list of 10 things it might be…
a) bones from the pet cemetery up the road
b) the rattle of a mummified rattle snake
c) a single ball taken from @Felton10 's collection
d) a tiny yet highly effective hex bag
e) baby teeth
f) fingernail clippings from a chupacabra
g) a single fang removed from wound of a werewolf victim
h) a very tiny monsterfied doll
i) the tiny hardened black heart of my ex-wife
j) the small piece of plastic holding the jaw of the skull in place before I accidentally broke when removing it
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Koolhandjoe @mossygreen I’m going with k) the glass eye of our bastard father you found and murdered
as vengeance for leaving us orphaned in random spots on a gulf coast spree of debauchery!
@cbilyak @Koolhandjoe @mossygreen @sillyheathen I’m going with c since I have extra I can give away.
@cbilyak @Felton10 @mossygreen @sillyheathen A completely valid and understandable choice
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Koolhandjoe @mossygreen just wait till you get that piñata open!!!
@cbilyak @Koolhandjoe @mossygreen @sillyheathen Am going to wait until our granddaughter comes down the beginning of August and give her the honors unless Walter gets to it first.
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Koolhandjoe @sillyheathen I’m going with e) baby teeth, specifically my own. I was already assuming it was a tooth, and it being mine just makes sense.
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Koolhandjoe @mossygreen @sillyheathen
I’m going with A
@cbilyak @Felton10 @Koolhandjoe @mossygreen @sillyheathen
J) 'cause that’s how things always happen!
Got a Pasta drop box … First I said “oh no!” Then realized it was an IRK with a 10# bag! Yaay! We finally ran out a month or two ago! Also included were two useless 1A micro USB chargers and an “In Meh we brush” coin from the Schrodinger’s Toothbrush Club
Extremely bland IRK.
I think I’m done IRKing for a while. Three really bad ones in a row…they can’t all be winners, but the standard IRKs have been pretty weak recently. Not quite regret…chagrin, maybe. Disappointment? I know you can do better, Meh. Maybe someday I’ll see if my belief is warranted.
@iamdmann and I generally love socks, but the little monsters are pretty small, and I’m a size 13/14/15 depending on the shoe, so they aren’t going on my absurd feet.
Ahh nothing like a 10 LB bag of pasta and toothbrushes to kick off the weekend !
10lb bag of pasta
2 meh toothbrushes
2 Schrodinger’s Club coins
Charcoal whitening powder
AC Wall charger MicroUSB
Tan Bag
3 Pack Purrmaid puddy
Not terrible but definitely MEH. Then again it’s had to beat 3 cases of panties.
5 pack food storage is useful. Hoping I can gift the Buxton RFID Wallet with charger, The keychain is a miss since I android and mascara will be gifted. The illustrious MEH color bag that looks like the walls of a rundown high school wall or a psych ward.
Puppy not included but she wouldn’t mind an IRK she can snag.
Just got mine this morning:
1x Beige/Tan IRK bag
1x TIGI lip creme
1x InstaCharge 4000mAh Pink Portable Charger
1x AMU Ladies Cushioned Ultra Comfort Foot Liner in Beige
3x Minx Cool Blue Ladies No Show Socks
1x Five Nights at Freddy’s Reversible Pillowcase
1x “Desiccant Silica Gel Throwaway Do Not Eat” Shoulder Bag/Purse
1x Black HeatKeep Packable Puffer Jacket XL
Overall, a great IRK, definitely the most “stuff” I’ve ever gotten in one.
@UnderTheHill that silica bag was so fab. Also I got the black puffer in one of my previous and it was amazing for our crazy camping trip last weekend.
@sillyheathen Other half will be using the silica bag for a visit to the immersive Van Gogh exhibit
@sillyheathen @UnderTheHill We went to the regular Van Gogh exhibit in St Pete’s last week.
Just arrived in a Pasta Drop box! And full of mediocrity!
Not a bad lil haul. Been wanting the coin; it’ll join the rest of my challenge coins.
The socks are warm - both my wife & I have small feet, so they fit well enough, despite being for kids. They’ll make for good house socks.
I actually tried the charcoal whitener. Holy crap that stuff is messy! It’s at least as fine as refined white flour. When I used it, I had to rinse my mouth at least 6x before I stopped spitting black/grey. And my toothbrush seems to be permanently stained now, lol. Oh well.
Thanks again Meh! Til next time!
Seriously?
10lbs if pasta.
No bag.
Nothing else but pasta and bags of air.
Definitely the best one so far.
10/10 would Meh again
truck bed pool (now i just need a truck… next irk?)
black puffy coat that stuffs into a little sack (not pictured)
paper unicorn
towels (or something like that)
brown irk bag (not pictured)
and finally
100 rubber ducks!!
fucking ducks ducking fucks!
@carl669 Fucking ducks for your fucking truck! I hope you find a way to fill up your pool and float all those little guys in it.
@carl669
Probably you’ll get a matchbox truck LOL
@Kidsandliz nooooooooooooo!!! the kid already has a bunch of matchbox cars and i really don’t need anymore to be left around and act as land mines in the middle of the night.
@carl669
Duck party, soooo cool!
@carl669 @Kidsandliz oh wait till there are Legos.
We filled a truck bed with water once. Not sure the suspension was designed for that much weight. Budget for future… Fucked up creativity
@Kidsandliz @unksol the legos have already happened. but, he’s good about picking them up. mostly because he stepped on them and i just laughed and said “i told you so”
@carl669 @unksol Yeah that learning by negative consequences can be so much better than enforced pickup of, in this case, their toys at times. Once my kid said something along the lines of instead of making me suffer the consequences you should have told me this was going to happen because of my choice (this was for something I was sick of reminding her about and we had spent a lot of years discussing consequences of choices, if you don’t like the potential consequence of a choice, then pick one where you like the consequence)
@Kidsandliz @unksol yep. sometimes you just have to employ the “let them learn for themselves” model of parenting
@carl669 @Kidsandliz the Legos made me laugh more than it should have
Surprise IRK!
(Surprise, as in I forgot I had one coming.)
Beige IRK Bag, which elicited cheers from my kids and me.
A 1A pink power bank, bit it came with a nice multi-headed USB adapter.
A set of dish towels
Pair of Hell Is Other People socks, which my wife will love.
Laura Ashley watch, with bonus bands, in a great gift box.
A heavy palm NRG Reusable Heat Band Combo Box, which I think is the $250 Gift Box from their site.
I also used this as the impetus to get all my Meh bags together for a group photo. The beige bag joins a blue, a navy, a purple, a white, two black, three green, and two orange (one with a spooky theme) bags.
@LexPendragon you need a red one.
@LexPendragon That’s the first white one I’ve seen!
@LexPendragon
What there was a white one? I need that along with the elusive yellow!
Well you know what they say, another irk, another disappointment in a box! This set wasn’t the worst, I mean it’s really hard to top my other box of 4 broken mugs and a bag lol.
1x coffee brown irk bag (neat, haven’t gotten that before)
1x Neiman Marcus size 44 reversible belt (way too big but neat)
1x box of scrabble slam! (sounds interesting, will add to card game collection)
1x red trackr taped to the bottom of the box (meh please I already have like 20 of these)
1x lite Brite mini (very cool, had something similar as a kid)
1x battery bank
1x what I can only describe as a wine glass except instead of a base it’s got a lawn spike (so you can collect that delicious rainwater??)
Pretty cool!
@kuoers or drink wine on the beach
@kuoers you must take a lot of cream in your coffee!
Well for those of you who care whether KHJ remembers those of us who he torments, I am going to put that question to rest. And for those of you who don’t care, I am going to tell you anyway.
Anxiously waiting to see if my IRK contained B & B (balls and bubble wrap) for those of you who came late to the party. He didn’t disappoint.
OK yeh for the rest of the IRK
A pinata with a stick to break it open
A women’s x-large top
A man’s belt
Scrabble card game
2 games that look like things to pop (like bubble wrap)
But so I wouldn’t feel too comfortable
NO IRK BAG wtf
@Felton10 First… I will get you a bag… Second… The piñata is in response to a comment of yours…
and yes… the piñata is full
@Koolhandjoe It already has candy in it? WOW.
And I better keep my mouth shut from now on-big brother is watching.
@Felton10 … yes… candy… that is whats in it
@Koolhandjoe ten to one it is some type of ball candy.
@Felton10 @Koolhandjoe how heavy is it??? I’m going to guess it’s the filling from a beanbag. Thousands and thousands of tiny tiny balls. Just for you! Felton’s own ball shower!
@Felton10 those games you likened to popping bubbles are ALL the rage right now! My kids have spent a pretty penny buying variations of them. If you have young people around you can really score some brownie points with them.
@Felton10 so awesome!!
Well done @koolhandjoe
POPSOCKETS! SPA KITS! POLLY POCKETS! AWESOME!
@sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 My balls get another 15 minutes of fame and my supply of bubble wrap is replenished.
Now I have to go back over everything I have posted to think how KHJ is going to make fun of it assuming I get more IRKs.
@Felton10 @sillyheathen what was inside the piñata?
@Felton10 @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 @KoolHandJoe
🪅
SO FUN!!!
@sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 We are saving it for when our granddaughter comes down to FL at the beginning of August, but after shaking it our guess is some kind of candy balls-what else?
@Koolhandjoe @Kyeh @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 For you maybe-but now this appears to be my IRK life from now on.
@Felton10 @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974
Candy penises to go with the balls? Better make sure what is in there is G rated.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974
/giphy hotdog shower
@Kidsandliz @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 Certainly don’t want candy penises raining down upon my six year old granddaughter when she breaks open the pinata. Bu then again never heard of such a thing. Maybe you can enlighten us with your exposure to such items?
@Felton10 @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 No exposure, just a devious mind. Hmm lets see what google finds. Be right back. Don’t dare do /image penis candy. I can only just imagine what would show up that wouldn’t be safe for work.
@Felton10 @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974
Looks like etsy will be a good source for that and balls candy too for that matter.
https://www.etsy.com/market/x_rated_candy
@Kidsandliz @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 My wife was playing with my balls this morning.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 i assure everyone the contents of the piñata are family friendly
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @Koolhandjoe @tinamarie1974 this is both a relief and a disappointment!
@Felton10 @Koolhandjoe @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 Hey I figured it would be family friendly since with one of those you wouldn’t actually know in what context it would be used. I had forgotten to put a laughing emoji at the end of that post. BUT… had the opportunity safely presented itself I wouldn’t have put it past you to pack it with continuing the joke appropriate candy. (grin)
@Kidsandliz @Koolhandjoe @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 The way whatever is in the pinata bounces around when you shake it, you can be assured that it contains balls and big ones at that.
@Kidsandliz @Koolhandjoe @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 Now there is a statement, with which I think we can all agree.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @Koolhandjoe @tinamarie1974 not sure if it’s because there’s a 13 year old boy trapped inside my soul or because I’ve had a strong beer and am exhausted but that has me giggling like no body’s business!
@Kidsandliz @Koolhandjoe @sillyheathen @tinamarie1974 Well my wife says I have never grown up and at my advanced age, the chances of that happening is zero. I still think farts are funny, watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High every time it is on cable, and like Necco wafers.
@Felton10
How fun! It’s been so long since I whacked a good piñata.
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Thanks meh!
Thanks meh!
My IRK was due today. Now it shows “Delivery Exception”, which I understand means I wasn’t home. All prior Meh packages have just been left on my porch. I live in a quiet safe neighborhood and there never has been any indication I’d need to be home for delivery. I’d just gone for the daily exercise walk.
Something different about this one? Do I need to sign?Anybody else have a similar experience?
As near as I can tell from the FedEx web site they will just try to deliver again tomorrow.
IRK
Mine arrived today.
-Micro USB charge kit
-Little Monsters socks
-10 lbs linguini
-Beige IRK bag
-Schrödinger’s Toothbrush coin #3851
Not too shabby! Thanks, Meh!!
Any idea what these are? They were together in a bag inside of the hand massager I got. I thought they were replacement parts for it. But the user manual has no mention of them and they aren’t listed on the ‘what’s included’ list. There is no user friendly way to open it up to replace anything anyway. Also the stuff that massages is more like hard rubber nubs. These are made of metal and stretch a bit. I’m sure the hand massager was a return, just by the packaging. But I’m just curious if anyone knows what these metal things are supposed to go to.
They kind of look like the coil hair ties, but I think these would pull out a lot of hair.
@remo28 are they some sort of hair accessory?
@remo28 so something that came with mine (it might have been a separate manual/card) says that they are acupressure massage coils. Put the little ones on a finger, the big ones on a wrist or ankle and roll them back and forth across the area that needs some attention.
I also got a card inviting me to go to a website to claim my free massage ball within 7 days, a $50 value.
Don’t put them in your hair! They might be only slightly better than Bunchems.
/youtube bunchems hair
@djslack Thanks! I never would have guessed they did come with it. Nothing I have mentions them and no flyer for a free massage ball. I just got the orange booklet and a card welcoming me to life pro and listing all their social media and website. I can’t find acupressure coils listed on their site either. No mention on their reviews or Amazon reviews for the product.
They will stay far away from my hair. Oh and I saw your comment somewhere above, yes it seems to have to be unplugged to work. I left it plugged in for an hour or 2 then unplugged it and have played with it a few times. I don’t know that it really feels like a massage, just weird.
@remo28 it feels like the longest running blood pressure machine only for your hands.
I’m not one to complain normally, but I like to think there is a bare minimum expectation of an IRK to at least come with the themed bag and maybe some random items.
What did I get, you ask?
10lbs of Linguine in a Pasta Drop box. That’s it.
@TaRDy I will personally see to it that your bag does indeed arrive to you
@Koolhandjoe I mean eating 10lb of Linguine would cause Instant Regret so it does live up to its name.
Overall happy with this IRK. Side note: the box was light and I mentioned that there may be clawz in it and my 6 year old got super excited. So if anyone has close to a child size 11 pair, I’d be happy to take them off your hands @koolhandjoe if there are any in the warehouse, can I buy a pair?
Orange irk bag
Mia k purse (pretty nice)
Power station
Portable power box
Size L bralet
@mbersiam I will take a look
@Koolhandjoe thank you!
@mbersiam
Mine are m4/w6 so probably to big but not sure.
All I got was a bag of pasta…no irk bag or anything else. I’m sad
@savvysapphire would you like a coin? I got a few.
@savvysapphire
I can send you the stuff I have laying around but I’m warning you it’s pretty meh.
@savvysapphire contact meh for your bag
I just opened mine and like a bunch of others there was no IRK tote bag… This is disappointing.
I did get
10lbs of linguini
A 3 pack of Purrmaid assorted putty
Coco charcoal teeth whitening powder
2 ac wall chargers
5 pack TrackR
And
7 (seven) Schrodinger’s Toothbrush Club coins
@kcface contact support for your bag
@Kidsandliz Meh replied they will send me a bag. I am so happy.
Irk arrived
Neck massager, wife will love
Little monsters socks, going to nephew’s
Kids size claws , also to nephew’s
Clay mask, maybe to wife
Purple bag
Over all not regrettable.
Looks like I got the @jaybird @thechinglish @RogerWilco and @seraphmonkey special. One Pasta Drop box, 10 lbs of spaghetti, nothing else.
/giphy trying not to cry
@lehigh I got the same too
@lehigh @savvysapphire contact support for your bags
@Kidsandliz sure support will probably be nice and send a bag but this isn’t a woot boc, nowhere does it say you get a bag plus extra items.
@Ignorant that’s what I figure too, so I won’t send them a message. If they want to be nice, they can see our posts and send one out. If not, well,
@Ignorant @jaybird That’s what I figure too. It is what it is.
@Ignorant @jaybird @sunnysideup22 Same here, except I suspect my box suffered some kind of damage, because it wasn’t a Meh/Pastadrop box, had a delivery exception, and had a relabel sticker. No way to tell if the other contents were stolen, or if the pasta was the only thing I got. Need to figure out a place to donate the pasta, because we haven’t even gone through half of the actual Pastadrop purchase yet.
I got my IRK this afternoon. Reading all of the reveals up to last night, I was fully expecting a pretty bad box. When I opened mine, I was so surprised…no pasta, chargers, children’s socks, Trackrs, panties and bras, etc. Instead there were:
1-soap dispenser
1-Kate Spade sunglasses
1-Kiwi botanicals
1-J&V Textile bamboo pillow
1-orange bag
I was overjoyed that I got something different and thankful that I got an OK IRK, until I tried out the soap dispenser. There was a little white piece of plastic that was broken, and I couldn’t see where it should go. I put in the batteries, and gave it a bit of soap, turned it on, and (voila!) it worked! So, I turned it off and filled it up with more soap. Then I noticed that the bottom was getting soapy on the outside, but I hadn’t spilled any. Apparently, there is a leak somewhere and soap went through the battery compartment.
. It took me about 20-30 mins to clean up the leaky soapy mess, and I guess I’ll have to throw out the dispenser. 
Thanks, Meh, for the peaks and valleys we know as IRK.
I must say I am very happy with my IRK today. Box was open a bit but nothing seems to be missing.
1 Orange IRK bag (finally something other than black)
1 Archie McPhee Introvert Ornament (exactly what it sounds like. A xmas tree ornament featuring an introvert)
1 King Art 24 piece gel stick art set
1 Jam Plus speaker (in generic brown box)
1 Libratone Zipp 2 Wireless Smart Speaker! (the real prize of the box. Looks to be brand new but I haven’t tested it yet).
@madmod20061 Nice speaker! You did good!
@madmod20061 that’s an amazing box! That’s me in a nutshell!
/giphy slow clap
Congratulations!!!
@madmod20061 Congrats! It’s the IRK I never got.
Finally broke down and ordered the Zipp. It kicks serious ass. Like a surprising amount. Don’t leave it in the box thinking it’s just IRK junk.
@madmod20061 @sillyheathen
sillyheathen - you, an introvert???
@Kyeh @madmod20061 you have no idea!!! You would never pick me out in a crowd. Unless of course I had consumed copious amounts of booze!
@madmod20061 @sillyheathen Really! You seem wildly extroverted here on Meh!
@madmod20061 Ooh, lucky you. I’ve been hoping to get a Zipp in my IRK, but all I got was pasta. And the pasta is not Bluetooth enabled. Bummer.
@madmod20061 Upon further inspection the Zipp speaker was 100% unopened and works perfectly.
@madmod20061 Got that speaker in recent IRK. It is nice but the controls are a bit confusing. My box was missing the manual and had to search it.
You guys … it happened. I officially feel like a true member of the Meh Community.
Regretfully yours,
Bblood and nothing but a box of noodles
@bblood contact support for you irk bag.
Some women socks
Some slippers for my pregnant wife
A lantern lamp thing with working batteries
Some storage containers
My 3rd orange irk bag
@show_the_maw
Those kind of storage containers are the best, they should come in handy, great slippers for your wife too! Congrats on your new baby, you guys must be thrilled!!
Welp. Full of regret. Meh, mission accomplished.
Medium box with lots of orange peeking out of the top
Orange adult clawz
Assorted kitty putty
USB C charging cable and wall block
Little monsters socks
USB C charging cable and wall block
Orange IRK bag
/giphy thorough regret
@jimmyd103 I mean, USB-C is at least current and useful. Unless you live in eine Apfelhaus without a fancy new iPad and need Lightning cables.
Oops, I zoomed in on the pictures. Micro USB. Cue the sad trombone sound.
That is a very color coordinated box though. Not sure how those socks snuck in there. I believe they also make a blue and orange pair.
@djslack Dang, i didn’t look close enough… micro USB! Curse you Micro USB!
/giphy curse you
IRK received. And it was a PastaDrop box. A damaged PastaDrop box. And it opened to a 10LB bag of linguine.
Under said bag, a buzzed wine glass, some heat-reactive putty, some Little Monsters socks, and a very unlikely-to-be-used-as-anything-but-a-cleaning-tool Meh-branded toothbrush.
Happy about the pasta for my sister, and the socks for my best friend’s kids.
Weirdly, there was no Meh bag this time.
@curtise contact support for your bag
My IRK was also delivered in a PastaDrop box. I guess I will be giving the 10 pounds of pasta to my neighbor again. Sadly, I got another orange IRK bag, rather than the new tan/khaki version. In addition I received these disappointing items:
• 1 pack Little Monsters socks
• 1 pink Meh branded manual toothbrush
• 1 jar charcoal teeth whitening powder
• 1 Tzumi AC wall charge pack
Meh.
I was surprised by the size of the box. It was certainly bigger than the placeholder dimensions, heavier too.
oh
underneath all the envelopes
5 macbook covers, 1 wall pop, and at the bottom was the irk bag
I guess I shouldn’t have mentioned that I didn’t have any TrackRs. I should’ve said Clawz (W6 or W7). I doubt that any of the pixels work and I didn’t see any spare batteries in the box. I wish I had at least one working battery so that I could try out a trackr. Hm, if they worked and if gophers would swallow them then maybe I’d be able to see how many gophers are ruining my yard.
@mehla you didn’t learn the first time? Now you just signed up for a refrigerator box full of batteries as your next IRK. Then you’ll say you threw out all your trackrs, and a shipping container will arrive at your house for the IRK after that. I feel for your gophers. That container will mush a few of them.
Also, props to @KoolHandJoe and his crew for the impressive amount of forum stalking and IRK
tamperingcustomization that have made for increased reveal entertainment these past few months.@mehla I received clawz w7! Donating them, shipping might not make it worth it for you but if so…hit me up
@mehla This actually makes me feel a lot better about my box. I think I am a little less regretful to get just a few things I can’t use and need to find a home for, as opposed to a whole big lot of things I cannot use and have to find a home for
@djslack @Koolhandjoe @mehla So he hasn’t targeted you-just wait-he will.
@mehla Someone was going to use them to track his turkeys so it might work. At least you got the thrill of opening all those envelopes, right?
@Dakini Thanks for the offer but I’m fine with my current footwear. I actually have a pair of clawz that I use in the yard.
@djslack No, obviously I haven’t learned anything. I keep trying to buy IRKs, don’t I?
@sammydog01 Thrill? Sure, we’ll call it that. I’ve only opened 2 so far and 2 of the trackr boxes. I think I’ll try to open a trackr next after I find some strong tape. If gophers lived above ground they would be a lot easier to track with or w/o trackrs.
I spent some time opening all the envelopes and checked each TrackR. If I counted corrrectly there are 127. One with a dying battery- the TrackR beeps but does not light up. Four have enough power to beep and light up. I guess I could try to annoy some gophers and temporarily blind them in their dark tunnels.
@mehla
Do tell, just how on earth do you plan to attach the trackr onto the gophers? Please video this entire fiasco, it should be quite halarious!! Staying tuned in for sure!
@Lynnerizer @mehla Just go-fer-it
@Lynnerizer Sorry to disappoint you but I was just thinking of throwing the trackers into some of the active tunnels. Then I could make them beep and blink and hopefully scare the critters away (I’m very doubtful it would scare them). If I had the magical ability to catch and tag gophers then I wouldn’t have a gopher problem.
Found homes for some stuff and donating the rest,
IRK arrived and this time it came in a PastaDrop box! Lets see what’s inside. I’m gonna take a wild guess that there’s some pasta inside.
10 lb bag of Pasta (yup, I’m having spaghetti tonight
beige colored IRK bag
3-pack of silly putty
AC wall charger pack
toothbrush coin (member number 04642)
and I don’t know how to describe the last item. It kinda looks like a top to a box or a liner for a jewelry box but I just used it to hold my IRK loot
Worth it just for the pasta.
@Rueki
/giphy Word!
This continues the tradition of getting bulky very nice things that I absolutely cannot use. Now it takes up some space and attention until I can pass it on or donate it. One time I got a 12 cup coffee maker, Im practically allergic to coffee
Three piece twin coverlet set. It’s really pretty, I don’t even know anybody with a twin bed
Main Choice luster and shine illuminator. I will try it, but I expect it will give my silver pixie cut that “haven’t showered in four days“ look
1 Tracker and brown bag
Thanks Meh! When I showed my boyfriend what all I got, he said “I thought you said this was going to be your last irk?” “Did I? That doesn’t sound like me.”
Ok, dumb question time, is the IRK something people get who are signed up for the monthly shipping plan?
@KENSAI Nope you have to buy them, generally during a mehrathon.
@KENSAI Your ignorance is bliss. Once you get IRK fever it’s a hard habit to kick. They are not easy to get…
Mine was supposed to arrive today but based on fedex info I’m guessing it will be here tomorrow. Nervous excitement
/giphy abounds!
Definitely going to be tomorrow. I’m secretly hoping for a pasta drop. Three kids love the pasta!
@sillyheathen
It finally arrived,
@Chrisg958 that’s a sweet robe! What’s the expired thingamabob?
@sillyheathen Probably lipstick
; several others posted theirs expired 5/21 as well.
Someone effed-up my IRK. I just got a box that’s clearly not the Meh or Pastadrop box, with a Fedex “relabel” sticker on it, and nothing but a 10-pound bag of n00ds inside. Some people have also received this sort of “IRK” it seems, but because of the delivery exceptions in the tracking history and the relabeled box, I don’t know if I actually only got the 10-pound spag-bag, or if someone swiped the rest of my stuff.
First time something like this has ever happened. Sad times indeed.
Box under a pound. I was sort of hoping for pasta, but knew immediately that wasn’t the case.
5 disposable KN95 masks - still handy for things like doctor visits
5 Pack Sistema set of containers - 2L, 1L, 6.76 oz. and 1.18 oz (2) - a nice little lunch kit
2 Kathy Ireland sleepwear tops - the tags say XL, but they seem like Ms, really soft pretty print fabric and lace trim - granddaughters might want
Men’s very handsome reversible (black and brown) leather 42" belt - my brother may want
And of course the IRK bag that is barely noticeable because it is just a slightly darker shade of my carpet. Various negative things have been said about the color, but it does make a great living room rug.
@romellex
Those are cute pjs.
@Star2236 Yes they are. Too bad it is just the tops.
I’ll figure out something though.
@romellex @Star2236
Sure are cute!! I came to say the same thing, to bad it’s only the tops! Sew them together for a nightshirt!
@romellex @Star2236 I wear hubby’s silky boxers as bottoms. Very comfy.
Sorry meh, no regret here.
Some silly stuff like chattering teeth, awesome!
I don’t have time to list the items, sorry.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@D_a_v_e But there’s obviously some sort of theme there - ice cream cone vase(?), chattering teeth ice cube tray, and wind-up chattering dentures.
Did you talk about something that would inspire those things?
beige IRK bag, 2 hand towels, one makeup brush, Bandolino charging clutch, battery charger, light up Christmas tree, makeup removing cloths, and a nanette lapore robe (not pictured - daughter took it straight to the laundry room) - so much IRK happiness at my house!
IRK reveal video!! At the race track for maximum dramatic effect.
hopefully I can acquire another Glenn sticker so I can have one for my car too. Glenn 🥰
@kerryzero
Love the way you go for the big stuff first. I like to save (what I think might be) the best stuff for last. 
A++ for the big video reveal!
What do you do at the track, do YOU drive? I used to drive in the demolition derby at our local track. That was about 35 years ago, before the boiling hot fire suits became mandatory and also pre accident when I “could” climb in through the window! Oh the great memories you just brought me back to! Fun times!!
@Lynnerizer I would LOVE to drive in a demolition derby!!! I want to hear all about your experiences! Is there a way to private msg in meh communities? We do track days which isn’t any actual competing, which is way more $$$$. It’s more “practicing” for racing
. I do drive, a Mustang 
My boo is a driver coach/instructor and I met him at the race track at an event we were both driving in 
@kerryzero @Lynnerizer reply by whisper and then delete any @'s you don’t want to whisper to.
@kerryzero
Private messages here are done by whispering, the hand to mouth symbol (the one after the one you use to comment) below the post is how it’s done.
I used to be a speed demmon myself in anything I drove, my most favorite hot rod was my last 69 Camaro, I had like 4 all together!
Don’t know how much I could say about the demolition derby besides that it’s a blast! Definitely LOVED the thrill of smashing into others just enough to disable their ride and of course there’s the part about trying to avoid others raming me! YUP, tons of fun! You should most definitely enter IF you have the opportunity!
I posted in the wrong location, but now that I have seen the error of my ways and found the right spot here’s my post:
My IRK was delivered today! It came in an awesome “PastaDrop” box and was really heavy so I was really excited to see what it contained, but I quickly found out that the “pasta” written on the box was exactly what I got: One 10 pound bag of Roma brand 100% Durum Semolina pasta. I was a bit surprised that there was nothing else in the box besides the packing material though. No reusable IRK bag, no nothing. I now see that I wasn’t the only one to miss out on the extras. I guess I need to find more recipes for pasta.
POPSOCKETS! SPA KITS! POLLY POCKETS! AWESOME!
@bringerofbacon contact support for your bag
@bringerofbacon That is exactly what I got - ten pounds of pasta and nothing else
I got 12 battery banks, an unbroken mug (woo hoo!), 5 MacBook cases, 4 Trackrs, 5 FitBit bands, a car magnet window mount, a popsicle gift bag, and a tan IRK bag. I’ll never run out of power again.
@fatterinperson
/image more power to you
Still hoping to someday score an IRK but very confused as to why some contain many somewhat useful items and some have only a bag of spaghetti. Do the contents depend on the mood of the packer? Good behavior for the recipient? Also wondering how some lucky IRKers get one every MEH-rathon and most of us never do. I wanna know the secret! Please??? Begging face🥺
@dyounghbic Lots of good questions. Luck, developing a system, fast internet and type of device are all factors in snagging an IRK.
There are lot of theories as to whether why some IRKs are better than others. As someone who had gotten over 20 IRKs from the worst of the worst to the best of the best and is now earmarked for specific items based on some of my posts (ie bubble wrap, balls, and now dead horses), you maybe lucky or unlucky enough to garner the attention of KHJ so your IRKs are personalized. Think most send out are random though.
Hope that answers some of your questions.
@dyounghbic meh is an emotional rollercoaster. When I first joined a few years ago, I managed to get a refurbished Dyson vacuum. I haven’t gotten anything quite that good since, and usually I don’t score an IRK at all
. One time I’ve managed to skip the captcha, and then I didn’t score the IRK anyways cause I was too slow 
Don’t give up!
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@dyounghbic check meh at midnight daily and when its a mehrathon sit on your phone likes its your job and refresh when the clock hits 0. See bag, buy. It helps around the 3 AM mark when most people have slower reaction times. No begging needed but you have to work for it. And it helps to be logged in. G-luck!
Also lower your expectations a lot before you open the box and enjoy.
Beige IRK bag
KN95 x 5
Metallized fitness coaster
Food storage set
Electric wine opener
I would have been satisfied with pasta! Most of this stuff will come in handy, even the KN95s (fire season coming up). I’ve never used an electric wine opener before but looking forward to trying it out. I think maybe they noticed how much wine I’ve been buying at Casemates…
@ctl your metallized coaster is also a microwavable light show generator!
/giphy DVD microwave
I got my first pasta drop! And even MORE exciting is the meh toothbrush coin I got in the box with it!! My husband thinks I’m crazy for being so delighted by this.
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I can’t decide if I’m gonna do a pasta feed at work, or if I’m gonna slowly make my way through this bag throughout the next year.
@jcpseattle I love the toothbrush coin - I was thrilled when I got one too!
@jcpseattle Yes it was pretty impressive when meh did the coin after that long fiasco.
Trash/donation pile:
Shiatsu foot massager
Weird socks
TrackR Pixel
Keepers:
Belt that my teen son might actually be able to use
Brown IRK bag
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@earmstrong
Omg, trash, WHY trash!? Does it not work or something? If it does work please, please, PLEASE DON’T TRASH IT, there’s MANY people (including myself) who’d LOVE to have such a wonderful foot massagers for various reasons! Excruciatingly painful neuropathy, painful swollen feet being the two i’m thinking of (and experiencing) right now, most probably the reason for this emotional response!
Enjoy your irk bag!
@earmstrong
If you truly are going to “trash it” please give me a whisper, maybe we can work something out!
@Lynnerizer my IRK comes tomorrow? It’s in Oregon so I’m hoping tomorrow. Anyway if there’s one in mine, it’s all yours!
@earmstrong
Right, if the foot massager works and you don’t want it I’ll give you some money for it. I’d love to have one. My feet hurt all the time from taking care of my dad.
@earmstrong @Star2236 i kinda want to send you some soothing foot stuff but I honestly don’t understand at all how this site works. Love it. Am clueless.
Don’t worry, I don’t directly “trash” anything. It’s just useless to me, a pain to resell online (locally or shipped), and sometimes rather expensive to ship. Surplus IRK disappointments go to St. Vinny’s (SVDP Thrift) or Goodwill donations. The big inflatable pool from a prior IRK went to a friend’s garage sale, priced to move.
@earmstrong
I sure have a new found hope that one’s attainable here now. My wish list keeps growing! 
WOW, An inflatable pool? SO COOL!
I STILL want to know WHERE they get all these really cool things to give in the IRK’s? I’d LOVE a inflatable pool for the MIL’s house! Being I have a built-in at my place i’m sure as heck NOT buying one for her house, i’m just TOO CHEAP! Lol
Mine should be here today. I’m doing a dance though I’m not sure I can call it a happy dance….
/giphy elaine dance
Okay it is here. Had my mom’s name on it because I was relying on other names as you’re only allowed to buy two cases of wine per resident in Oregon and Casemates and I…well…we have a thing. The Englishman thinks we need to break up but what does he know? He’s a silly English kanigit! Says my bank account.
Anyway. Nothing crazy but also nothing to scoff at. My neighbor got my pasta though.
So without further adieu…
Beige bag
the CLAWZ
socks
wireless headphones - Methinks they resemble a painting I desperately need to finish…
and finally a power bank in pink
Definitely can’t complain. Thanks Meh for making it possible for me to dance like Elaine in style to music no one else can hear!
@sillyheathen Good luck winning any new friends dancing like Elaine.
@Felton10 oh you’d be dancin with me I promise!
I convinced a few people at an iron and wine concert to do the same thing. Yes. Yes I was inebriated…… a little……
@Felton10
Come to the shed and I’ll teach you the Elaine dance!
@sillyheathen Is that the same “kill shed” where Wendi resides? No thank you!!!
@Felton10 this is the murder shed indeed. I’m in the process of trying to tidy up as we’re going to reno it soon. I will have a workbench 3/4 of the room and I’m putting my bench where Jezzy resides on casters so I can move it around to make larger pieces with the pass through.
I’ve never had anything worth showing… until now! Sadly I’m too dumb to know how to post pictures. Help?
@commonhero before you hit any buttons to reply or start a comment, make sure to have your phone sideways then you’ll see a little icon with mountains and a moon….press that.
Would show mine, but it has been sitting in Georgia with status “ Shipment exception” for the past 8 days
I also posted mine in the wrong place so now I’m posting it in the right place…
When I picked it up from the Post Office, I wondered what it was because it was so heavy. Pasta Drop! Not too bad–no regrets.
I got:
10 pounds Semolina pasta (will share with friends)
1 pair of Little Monster socks for kids (my great-nephew will be delighted to receive these)
1 small pink empty container (good place to store the lottery tickets before the drawing each week)
1 jar of Vivo Mineral Mud Clay Mask (will make me look younger for the job hunt)
1 orange IRK bag (can use it to store my other IRK bags)
Ten pounds of pasta. That’s it. No bag, no coin. Very Meh. Very nearly IRK.
Pasta!!!
Only pasta, very meh
-10# Pasta…just finished my first bag, so I’m back to where I started. Having 40# of pasta.
-Little Monster Socks
-Charcoal Teeth Whitener
-3 Pack Purrmaid puddy
-Bag
-Meh Toothbrush
I got a pasta drop- but I’m on Keto. So that’s going to whoever in my family needs 10lbs of pasta!
Little Monster socks- going to my nephews
Vivo Mud clay mask- I’m keeping it
a TrackR Pixel- they don’t work, so ya know- whatever
and an orange bag- I keep them behind the seat in my truck so when I go to Aldi’s I have bags to carry my stuff in. I really just pay 5 bucks for the bag and the thrill of whatever else it is! It’s a great bonding experience for my sister and I to get them.
Mine came yesterday. Sorry, no picture! Contents:
I had no pasta.
Beige bag. I didn’t have that color. (I do have purple.)
Big, heavy knit shawl and pom-pom hat.
Fitness disk (I beg your pardon.)
A bottle of The Mane Choice that’s supposed to do wonderful things to my hair. I wish. Since COVID, mine’s been falling out by the handful.
Thanks Meh for no Clawz, but my great grandkids could use socks next time. I had fun.
/giphy poop
So I’m intrigued by the pastadropping. It suggests that, when they have info on past orders, they utilize it.
I did not receive pasta (which is good, because I gave away 20 pounds and still have 20 pounds to go. I think. I’m not sure where the pasta is.)
I did receive Clawz. In my precise size.
I mean, I didn’t WANT them. But they fit.
Also some various cases for various devices. I think I need to hold a sale. But I’m guessing it’s a bit because too many cases, and a bit because I did a massive order a few years ago of those soft Built cases. (many of which have been useful)
@riceatusc I selected 3 different pictures…. But I did get 10lbs of pasta. 5 irk toothbrush coins, mermaid putty, usb chargers, and monster socks
[VolMod]: fixed pics for ya
Okay, I must confess that i’ve been sitting on this for a few days. It took me that long to build up the energy to take a picture. I need to backtrack for a minute, and this is probably going to be long, there’s a lot to go over so please bare with me.
I hear there’s THAT thing, the curse of the goat, IF it IS a real thing I think I might’ve been bitten! Did I really ONLY have myself to blame? I think NOT! 
Ha ha ha…
But NOT a good one! Wa, Wa, Wa… I know, I know, such a baby! Lol 
As some of you know I spent pretty much the whole month of May (and part of April) in the hospital, also my birthday and also while being goat!
Woohoo, what a memorable month it was!
Now finally, on with the business side of things!
The super cool MEH team sent me a super cool “get well IRK” to give me something to do while I was recovering.
Besides a thoughtful typed get well note I got…
1 purple IRK bag
1 large Bibb Home anti-fatigue kitchen mat to energize sore feet, legs etc., while slaving over the hot stove. Super cushy and feels great to stand on!
2 sleeping masks so we can’t identify the late night prowler or peeping Tom’s who might pay us a visit.
3 interesting games for endless hours of silly FUN and well needed laughs!
1 mini etch a sketch, one of my favorite childhood toys!
1 smart watch that hasn’t been off my wrist yet! (except for charging) That was the BEST since I now need to keep track of my rising, then bottoming out heart rate. I also need to be steadily increasing my walking/exercise, so knowing and tracking my steps is a MUST! I love this watch!
It’s like they knew what I needed. Those ouija powers are STILL working! Woohoo!
BIG THANKS MEH TEAM, that was really, REALLY nice of you, kind and thoughtful!!
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My pictures aren’t posting but i’m sure you know what this stuff looks like. I’ll keep trying for those of you who don’t have a imagination!
I also had another super cool surprise waiting for me from @ironcheftoni, which was so thoughtful and caring. I really, REALLY appreciate it!! I got a nice card and some groovy cool socks that i’ll totally enjoy and of course smile every time I wiggle my tootsies! Thanks again @ironcheftoni, you’re so kind and very special!
BTW, only one pair of the socks is in the picture, the other pair is being washed! That’s IF i’m able to post the picture at all! (having trouble posting pictures, files aren’t responding, I’ll try again later today)
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@Lynnerizer so glad you like them! Also hope your days in the hospital are all over.
@Ironcheftoni
Pictures of the special get well gift that wouldn’t post earlier, minus the one pair of socks that are in the laundry. A much loved gift! Thanks again @ironcheftoni!!
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One more really cool thing i’ve been gifted and wanted to say a extra thank you for. This goes to @OldCatLady for a WAY CUTE, super HUGE, otter pool float along with smaller matching drink holding otters!
) So thanks again OldCatLady for being so generous and kind! We had a small family get together on father’s day but we never made into the pool, unfortunately pictures of blown up otter & his friends will have to wait for another time.
I’d commented that I would have loved to have gotten that in a IRK so I could gift it to my sister for a housewarming gift. She’d just bought a -house that happened to have a pool, her first pool! (Actually, she bought a horse farm and THAT happened to have a house AND a pool, but that’s story for another time! Lol
(My picture files aren’t responding, i’ll try posting again later)
Now for the IRK I won, and I must admit, I most probably wouldn’t have been able to snag it IF I hadn’t been stuck in the hospital with their excellent/fast Wi-Fi! Sometimes, just sometimes, something good comes out of the suckiest of situations. Hmm, have I peaked your interest? Ha haa… Just what could be worth 6 weeks in the hospital…?
1 beige/tan IRK bag with empty pockets.
1 Ivory ella pink comfort neck pillow that I most definitely needed for my crimped neck.
1 pair of Ivory ella navy blue very soft socks.
1 super cute Baby Yoda Star Wars Child Grogu Flexi phone holder & stand that the brother in law will most likely be getting for Xmas.
1 pink portable power bank with a 3-way adaptor cable. Always useful for the BF who’s constantly running out of juice OR just plain ole forgetting to charge it in the first place! …then looking for ME to come and save the day!! Ugh, MEN!! What’s a girl to do…
Lol 
2 500 piece animal themed jigsaw puzzles which have already been gifted to my mom and sister. They were thrilled to get in on the freebies!!
1 very colorful Bandolino charging pouch that will most likely be gifted to some lucky girl, ONLY because I already have like 3 of them!
NOW, here comes the good stuff…
1 Shark robot vacuum that’s been on my most wanted list for the past 5 years!! I could hardly contain myself, I was overcome with excitement but thank goodness I was able to make it (after a short break to calm down) to the final item that I could see waiting for me at the bottom of the big box.
Who knew it was going to send me over the top and into (yet another) screaming and yelling virtual happy dance!
1 set of Bose noise cancellation headphones!!!
I totally lost it, the neighbors must’ve thought I hit the million dollar lotto jackpot! I was, and STILL am the most luckiest girl in the house! Listening to the best, and loudest, rock and roll music of course!
Woohoo!
THANKS MEH!!
I can’t express enough how much kindness and love I feel from so many of you beautiful people. Aside from all the fun and games, the jokes and pokes, you guys are great! You’re always showing your love and support no matter the issue OR what’s going on in your world, and THAT’S a wonderful thing! You guys rock!
@Lynnerizer that is an amazing haul! @koolhandjoe clearly went above and beyond on this one!!!
@Lynnerizer We had some input and requests from several of your fellow Meh-heads… To help ensure you got some stuff you would like… Not gonna mention names in case they want remain anonymous… but I will say it was much more than just one or two people that reached out and took part in giving us ideas. We all hope you continue to get better!!!
@Lynnerizer This is so fantastic! I hope you land many more but not because you’re in the hospital. Hopefully this will take your mind off some of the other bits. Get better!
@Lynnerizer woo hoo you won the jackpot on this irk!!! So happy for you.
@Lynnerizer Yayyyy!!! So glad you finally let us in on what you got!
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I hope you stay well now and enjoy all your wonderful stuff!
Quite spectacular, @KoolHandJoe!
@Lynnerizer Forgot to ask-on all those things you got, what was the bubble wrap situation. All the things you got were superficial-getting bubble wrap shows you are truly loved.
@Koolhandjoe @tinamarie1974
He/they sure as heck did!! I feel I must give not only KHJ the credit but ALL the other Meh worker B’s too, I mean even Santa has helper elfs!
Now I had to start a new wish list, praying for that Shiatsu massager or the full leg compression massager I saw someone get last time. My swollen legs are IN NEED!!
@Koolhandjoe
You guys there at Meh central aren’t to shabby yourselves! 
Thanks for all the humor and fun times, It’s been especially helpful during these crazy days of the past year! You guys definitely take a lot of undeserved guff!
Yeah, my fellow Meh-heads are something else, a real solid group of friends i’ve stumbled upon here! Everyone’s been there to support many of times!
I appreciate all your well wishes,
(人❛ᴗ❛)♪ тнайк чоц♪(❛ᴗ❛*人)
Btw @Koolhandjoe, are you taking donations of dolls to monsterfie? She’s got a “one way” ticket ready and waiting, her bags are packed!!
@sillyheathen
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@Kidsandliz I know, right! How am I ever going to have anything but true regret with future IRKs?
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Nah…, i’ll always find the sunny side of lifes stones!! (irks too!
@Koolhandjoe @Kyeh
ღԵհɑղƘՏ Kyeh!! Lets pray I DO stay home and well, after all, I wouldn’t want to have to come and blame YOU next month! Oh jeeze, I meant to say the goat. Oops!
@Lynnerizer I not one to turn away a donation to monsterfy… I would be happy to not only receive the donation but if it something you want back after monsterfication I can do that too!!
@Lynnerizer this is the most awesome IRk ever and you deserve it. Just reading the post made my day
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@Koolhandjoe
Great, she’s ready and waiting! Whatever you do please, please, PLEASE DON’T send her back, my guys freaked out by dolls as they are, no telling what would become of her IF she was to come back monsterfied! It’s cool seeing a fellow artist doing what you do! Nothing like spreading the love, she’ll make someone’s day!
@cbooboo2
Aww, thanks! I wish everyone could get a “winning” IRK every time, sure does feel good! Guess that would take some of the fun out though, OR NOT! Lol
@Felton10
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Well how about some good ole’ Texas air, it’s really just bubble wrap done in a BIG way!! Texas style!! Besides, do you really think there’s enough bubble wrap for anyone else? They’re saving it ALL FOR YOU! After all, your balls are WAY more sensitive/fragile than ANYTHING i’d ever get! Lol
I almost forgot, I didn’t mention the BALLS! I GOT BALLS! YUP that’s right, YOU Mr Felton didn’t get ALL of the balls in the warehouse! Love isn’t ONLY spread in bubble wrap, they say it with balls too! Woohoo, I’M LOVED! Guess I don’t have to go crawl under that rock, not today anyway!
***picture that wouldn’t post of my “get well” IRK, including Balls! Look closely @Felton10, i’m sure they’re not nearly as big as yours, BUT they’re there!
Well if anyone deserves such a great IRK, you do. Props to @koolhandjoe for making your dreams and wishes come true.
@Felton10
Aww, ღԵհɑղƘՏღ friend!
Well… DAMN! It sure seems like a lot of folks posted after the end of the May reveal!
So uh
I received a random bubble mailer today containing a…
Beige IRK bag!
Maybe the lords of mediocrity noticed my sad (lack of) sack pastaposting where I bemoaned my May IRK that only contained a 10lb bag of pasta?
Hey guys, thanks for that - my name is Ian, but “Lan” works, in a pinch
This came about two weeks ago, but I didn’t open it till yesterday because life blahblahblah. I got a beige bag, one TrakrPixel, some fancy comfort foot liners, a bottle of Mane Dangerous Luster and Shine Illuminator hair goop, and a Cuisinart SnoCone Maker (no box, includes all accoutrements, and appears to be completely unused)!
My husband wants a SnoCone. Now.
@medonsw I bought that sno cone maker from Meh years ago. It’s great!
I scored a snazzy FRINGED pocketbook and handy plastic storage bins, in case I go to a Linda Ronstadt -themed Tupperware party! I can put the silverware I swipe from the host into my jazzy IRK tote, thanks Meh!
Mine was similar to some of the others here:
-Purple IRK bag (purple!)
-Beanie
-Black Clawz (small kids size)
-Mud Mask
-TrackR Pixel (aqua)