Calluses were once synonymous with peasants and members of the working class. Nowadays, calluses are a symbol of superiority used by fathers and gym rats who boast they “aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty.”
@louisdi I have the feeling you may be kinda new around here… But if you’re not… You’ve never noticed that for every product, the last photo is always a joke?
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What’s in the Box?
Here’s a Fun Fact for You
Calluses were once synonymous with peasants and members of the working class. Nowadays, calluses are a symbol of superiority used by fathers and gym rats who boast they “aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty.”
Price Comparison
Callus Remover: $12.95 at Amazon
Foot Cream: $12.95 at Emjoi
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Weird they spelled emoji wrong
@vinuash just HAD to get here 2 min earlier, didn’t you!
@vinuash I had to read it 8 times to realize it wasn’t emoji, thinking ‘why name your pedicure crap after little text pictures??’ the whole time.
@Stormchaser @vinuash funny - I had to read your comment twice to realize that you didn’t type “emjoi”. Brains…
But I like dead skin.
@eeterrific you absolutely should…after all… you’re covered in it!
@eeterrific
Bought these last time haven’t opened the box, looks like a nice item will use or gift soon.
I bought one last time, it works. Foot lotion is good.
Worth $8.
BEWARE: On Amazon, it says that the Emjoi is batter-operated.
@gertiestn
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@gertiestn @stolicat Fred, definitely Fred.
@gertiestn @stolicat This is why I come here.
/giphy emjoi
@Superllama7 wow, even giphy can’t spell!
Why would I want to remove the calluses I spent so much time cultivating and growing?
@awk Because you harvest them when they’re ripe.
I’m so confused. This has great reviews on Amazon and seems to be a great price.
I see this and think, what a deal! But then again, I don’t need a callous remover… It is a really good price though…
@SnakeJG A good gift.
@SnakeJG It’s really quite decent. I have other callus removers, but this one comes in handy for a quick touch up.
Grate job on the write-up.
@mike808 and especially on the last product pic!
@chienfou @mike808 - Grate writeup, grate 'shop.
At least, I HOPE it’s a 'shop…
@aetris @mike808 keep your eyes open next time you are at Olive Garden…
@chienfou - I’ll keep them peeled!
#371 in the “bad idea” anniversary gift list.
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#122 in the “awkward” anniversary gift list for somebody else’s anniversary.
The Amazon description says
“4 Men” != “for men”
@craigthom you sure it’s not four men… but it could be worse… if it was for stoners it would be 4 Hi-Men. OUCH!!
/giphy cocky-finished-dill
@PHRoG *not an admission to having actual calluses.
@PHRoG Biters be biting.
@mike808 Yassss!!
Techno Viking!!!
Wouldn’t the Porter Cable 4x24 belt sander I already have be just as effective?
… or perhaps today’s gadget would make a fine addition to the shop as a detail sander?
@RedOak Much more effective. Who needs that silly cream anyway? Sand on my brother.
Nice stocking stuffer type present for Christmas.
I doubt his will work on my callus heart.
/giphy spontaneous-pink-pig
Remember the good old days when Meh items would sell out right away? Callous remover and foot cream remember.
@Michaelforman I meembaaa…
I use 3M Roloc discs. 120 grit 2" seem to work best with the least pain.
beginners BDSM device in the headline would have sold more.
These remarks seem a bit calloused.
No one seems to think it’s weird the the images go from grating feet to grating cheese?
@louisdi I have the feeling you may be kinda new around here… But if you’re not… You’ve never noticed that for every product, the last photo is always a joke?
@InFrom I guess this one just turned my stomach much more than the rest!
@louisdi I can see why it might. For some reason, that hasn’t stopped me from considering buying it.
Walk on by… faster than Dionne Warwick going through airport security.
I guess hawking mediocre products at cheap prices on a daily basis for years now has become a real grind. Literally.
@mike808 That was a callous remark
@Kidsandliz @mike808 Agreed… something’s a foot!
@PHRoG Although it looks like people are not hot footing it to this deal as only 375 sold so far.
@Kidsandliz @PHRoG @ybmuG
Somebody kneed-ed to speak up for extremity justice!
Uhm, if a versatile cheese grater is good enough for the Broad City girls, it’s good enough for Meh.
I can rent a belt sander for $5…pass.
/image tolerable-cloying-shake
/giphy tolerable-cloying-shake
/buy
@haydesigner It worked! Your order number is: unwary-egregious-marble
/image unwary egregious marble
Love it awesome awesome