@lljk, Si, calculated @ about 80% of something!! That’s a little bit More than ‘a little’!!

@decoratedwarvet @lljk So they should be 80% off, right?

@blaineg @lljk, Si, Senior!!

@awk, yeah,…nothing cuts through anything! Nothing!

/giphy hyperbole?

@awk @decoratedwarvet Waterjet cutters do.

@awk Reminds me of Johnny Dangerously - “It shoots through schools”

@awk @decoratedwarvet @Trinityscrew Can they cut water?

@awk @danlo @decoratedwarvet @Trinityscrew More to the point: will they allow Meh to cut the crap?

@awk @danlo @decoratedwarvet Yes. A waterjet can cut water. Frozen water, but still water.

@awk @Trinityscrew, Oh Well, I’ll remember to mention that ‘Fact’ the next time someone asks me, “Is there some object that can cut through tittanium, diamonds, or time¿?” Thanks, for your Very Wise answer! And I thought I was a genius, Oh Well BTW, I wasss gonna say that A fukn Fart cuts through quite a bit of crap, e.g. a pair of jeans, a face mask, etc, but hey,… what do I know!!

@awk @decoratedwarvet @Trinityscrew Damn… you got me there. Foiled again!

@awk @danlo @Trinityscrew, How much water can a waterjet cutter cut if a wterjet cutter could cut water¿? [taken from the fuckn woodchuck question] This is Not my attempt to be fuckn funny, but is merely sarcasm-know the fn difference, Warpedrotors! JSYFK!!

@awk @danlo @decoratedwarvet Good afternoon DWV! I guess you’re just funny without meaning to be.
Oh, and, “Most noticeable in spoken word, sarcasm is mainly distinguished by the inflection with which it is spoken and is largely context-dependent.”

Maybe I didn’t hear it right when you wrote it.

@awk @danlo @Trinityscrew, Please, excuse me Buddy, I was actually pullying Warpedrotors leg because after one of my sarcastic comments on the Strpawfel nite, where I stated the Strupwls aren’t crackered up, but are really just Stroopwafeled up, or some-thing like that! Pedro replied to me that as hard as I try, I’m not the least bit funny + he said he was gonna block me!! First off, LOL & Who Gives A Rat’s Ass what he Whines about!! 2nd, I wasn’t fuckn talkin to his ass but if he doesn’t want any shithe need not start any!! He truly needs to realize he is fuckin with the wrooong Mother Fucker & is fuckin with a Son Of A Bitch!! Please, do excuse my long winded explanation, but when you have time check this jerk out!!

@Coldwyn Seems to me that if these cuts stuff just like a “100%” knife as you call it, why would you overpay for the 80% that doesn’t make it cut any better?

Or another way, why would you pay for 500% more knife that doesn’t cut 500% more stuff or 500% better?

@mike808 Except these are the same price range as other knife sets that pop up on this site. So you really are just getting 20% of a knife that also have less functionality and a set that has less to offer than other sets on here. There’s only two different serrations so why need 5 knives? They will all cut the same so you only need one of each serration. The shape of the actual knife doesn’t matter now because the actual cutting edge is the same height. None of them can do any heavy duty work because steel that thin won’t hold up to anything besides gentle slicing and can’t be sharpened repeatedly due to the thin blade section. No matter how you look at it this entire set offers less value and less functionality than a full set of regular knives in the same price range.

@Lister I inadvertently stole your joke. My bad.

@mattpekarek Meh sets them up and we knock them down. I was surprised the joke hadn’t been made before me already. Must not be a lot of Cake fans on here.

@Lister @mattpekarek

@Lister @mattpekarek I’m buying to cut up my Italian leather sofa.

@ELJAY Plastic. Think fancy fast-food restaurant cutlery. A tad more fashionable than a spork.
/image plastic knife

@mike808 Not with a 57 Rockwell Hardness…

@ELJAY @mike808, that’s what I thought until I checked out the other photos; they are 20% metal & 80% air!! If they say ‘Stainless Steel’ & they’re from China, then you can bet your children’s fuckin college fund that it’s Not stainless steel!! JSYK!!

@hchavers

In all seriousness, I wonder what percentage of people actually sharpen a serrated blade? Outside of pros, I would suspect it is comfortably in the single digits.

@haydesigner Maybe even less, considering how little overlap there is between people that buy serrated knives and people that sharpen their knives instead of throwing them away when they get dull.

@DoctorOW just go ahead and ruin it, why don’t you.

@actionjbone @DoctorOW …in the freezer.

One of my favorite songs.

@DoctorOW These babies will cut right through an italian leather sofa!

@DoctorOW Yes! meh, you awesome.

DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!

@dvermilion was just thinking about Mission Hill two days ago, too.

@dvermilion @FSSZilla I think the time is right for season 3. Who’s got contacts at Netflix?

I should have just looked here first, but I kept trying to remember where that was from, “such a simple machine, she doesn’t have to use force…” I could HEAR it, but couldn’t remember where it was from, and then it finally came to me. CAKE!! Haven’t heard that for years… : )

@dvermilion @FSSZilla “Douchebag” written in cursive still cracks me up.

@DLPanther Dick Shriver?

@tweezak Sounds like an ideal Meh product all around.

@eeterrific doubt it. He has refined tastes.

@Pufferfishy It was probably REALLY HARD finding someone who never used a knife their entire life. (Ooh. It rhymes!) They should get SOME credit for that effort.

@greenroomjah I get what you’re saying but to be fair, if you were to spend $500 on a good set of knives, or buy these every two years at $25/pop your high dollar knives would have to last more than 40 years to be financially beneficial to purchase.

Of course they can last 40+ years, but then you have the added hassle of having to sharpen them regularly, and to be more careful with washing and storing them and all that…

Maybe someone who takes cooking seriously would appreciate that extra effort, but the average person out there just wants something cheap and doesn’t mind having to replace them from time to time.

Today’s “disposable” mindset exists for a reason - it’s all about convenience for a lot of people, and the added “joy” of getting something new from time to time.

I’m not excusing this behavior, just explaining it.

@mOONmOON Yeah but you’re completely overstating the level of care & knife quality required. I received a 2 knife set as a gift 10+ years ago. It was around $50 at Kohls (barely 2x the cost of these!). I run them through my super-cheap knife sharpener whenever they start to feel dull (every 4-6 months or so), takes less than 5 minutes. I don’t put any extra effort into caring for them & they still work as well as the day I got them.
If people want to repeatedly waste their money on garbage like this that’s their prerogative but the alternative is not necessarily all that much more expensive or difficult to maintain.

it’s like a car without the doors

@roofoot Those add weight.
/image Exocet car

@narfcake oooooh! I’ll take one of those!

@railek oh no, it looks like you escaped reddit!

@Trinityscrew
Jack Nicholson. Could have used them in “The Shining”.