Easties vs. Westies Mini-Contest

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It has been discussed here ad nauseam. East vs West. Westies have the advantage for deals and FUKU. I agree. So here is a mini-contest. Prize will be a gift card of some kind (decided by stars). I need to start some shit before my goat month is over. In 20 words or less tell me who is better and why (memes and gifs also excepted).

Best Coast vs Least Coast

Tupac vs Biggie

Lagunitas vs Dogfish (beer)

Avocado Sandwiches vs Cheesesteaks

Water vs Drought

You get the idea. . Why do you hate the other coast? Let me know. Texas, don't bother. Both coasts think you suck.

East Coat is better because.........
West Coast is better because..........

p.s. I blame @DaveInSoCal and @Jaremelz for this.