Dryer is a machine. I guess it is possible the people in the picture have machine butts … or are their butts DRIER, as in more dry ???
Maybe Mercatalyst Corp likes “wrong words”?
It could become a viral TikTok thing, if they were to promo this habit/pref properly.
Or, maybe not.
/giphy “wrong word”
fixed
You’ve moved up the timeline on this becoming a strange random rant, and added random strangeness to the writeup. Two-fer.
@ThomasF I like the dryyerness of your wit.
@rockblossom @ThomasF That was the most drierliest reaction.
@mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Probably everyone just needs to dry up on this topic.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
Drier Balls.
Hmmm.
@f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF I think @Felton10 needs to hear about this
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF I am sure that if he does it will just put him though the wringer.
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Why do my balls keep coming up in the conversation?
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Why do they keep coming up? Because you had the balls to discuss them in great detail over many threads and over many weeks in the past. And you had a ball doing it.
@compunaut @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
/8ball how are @Felton10’s balls? Reply hazy try again
/8ball are they dri? It is certain
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
Why do my balls keep coming up in the conversation?
Maybe because it’s cold in here, and you forgot to wear pants again?
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Hey I made one innocuous comment about my testicles and all hell broke lose with the IRK KHJ sent me. Now me and my balls are famous.
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF @werehatrack I never shrink from a discussion about my balls.
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @rockblossom @ThomasF @werehatrack Maybe it is time (it is October, after all) to get your ghost face involved.
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF @werehatrack I try not to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong.
MIBYMTIS.
@PooltoyWolf maybe not, though. Copywriters have one job, and it pretty much is just using the right words.
Or maybe I’m just on the “you” side of that statement.
@djslack (I’m just poking fun!)
Maybe Mercatalyst Corp likes “wrong words”?
It could become a viral TikTok thing, if they were to promo this habit/pref properly.
Or, maybe not.
/giphy “wrong word”

fixed
You’ve moved up the timeline on this becoming a strange random rant, and added random strangeness to the writeup. Two-fer.
@ThomasF I like the dryyerness of your wit.
@rockblossom @ThomasF
That was the most drierliest reaction.
@mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Probably everyone just needs to dry up on this topic.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
Drier Balls.
Hmmm.
@f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
I think @Felton10 needs to hear about this
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF I am sure that if he does it will just put him though the wringer.
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Why do my balls keep coming up in the conversation?
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Why do they keep coming up? Because you had the balls to discuss them in great detail over many threads and over many weeks in the past. And you had a ball doing it.
@compunaut @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
/8ball how are @Felton10’s balls?
Reply hazy try again
@compunaut @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
/8ball are they dri?
It is certain
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF
Maybe because it’s cold in here, and you forgot to wear pants again?
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF Hey I made one innocuous comment about my testicles and all hell broke lose with the IRK KHJ sent me. Now me and my balls are famous.
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF @werehatrack I never shrink from a discussion about my balls.
@compunaut @f00l @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @rockblossom @ThomasF @werehatrack
Maybe it is time (it is October, after all) to get your ghost face involved.
@compunaut @f00l @Kidsandliz @mike808 @rockblossom @ThomasF @werehatrack I try not to stick my nose where it doesn’t belong.
MIBYMTIS.
@PooltoyWolf maybe not, though. Copywriters have one job, and it pretty much is just using the right words.
Or maybe I’m just on the “you” side of that statement.
@djslack (I’m just poking fun!)