This is inaccurate. Cal King isn’t available. I’d say that drives me bananas and makes me want to throw avocados but I dislike microfiber sheets because they’re meh so it’s moot.
@Odysseus1001 Exactly. Even at 1200 thread count these sheets will still feel “meh”. You can get nice and schweddy in them since it’s not cotton, but the microfiber will wick it away to… somewhere. It’ll be a closed loop of unpleasant clamminess.
Specs
Product: DreamGuard 4-Piece Luxury Sheet Set
Model: ST000527
Condition: New
Available Colors: Aqua, Cream, Gray, Navy, Silver, White, Purple
Available Sizes:
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 20 - Wednesday, Apr 22
This is inaccurate. Cal King isn’t available. I’d say that drives me bananas and makes me want to throw avocados but I dislike microfiber sheets because they’re meh so it’s moot.
100% polyester aka 100% plastic. No thanks!
@neoerik At least it’s not in landfills. Yet.
Finding cotton isn’t THAT difficult, Meh. You’re even apologizing for microfiber, so why do you keep on trying to shove it on us?
@spatialdrift
You said it yourself, man. This isn’t YEAH.com
Note that the 1200 thread count is actually “1200 thread count feel”. Kudos to Meh for including the full description but “meh” on the product itself.
@Odysseus1001 Exactly. Even at 1200 thread count these sheets will still feel “meh”. You can get nice and schweddy in them since it’s not cotton, but the microfiber will wick it away to… somewhere. It’ll be a closed loop of unpleasant clamminess.
These are microfiber and I know they share many properties, but can we just jump straight to rubber sheets?
Asking for a friend.
@tweezak Sure. And in a rubber room too if you want!
/showme the michelin man and his all rubber bedroom
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “the michelin man and his all rubber bedroom”
100% polyester.
Might as well sleep in a trash bag. Gonna sweat the bed either way.
Do I really need microfiber to guard my dreams?
/eightball
It is certain
Drat
@hchavers The trick is to edit your post before the 5 minute edit window closes until you get your
desiredcompletely random outcome.Is that cheating?
Very doubtful
/8ball