Does this count as a fuko?
9I purchased a Ballarini Wok on Morningstar. I ordered one. This is what showed up.
I was someone being kind because I have never gotten a fuko?
Did the warehouse packer just fumble it?
If I send it back can I take what is behind door #2?
@Woodhouse Do you guys/gals want it back, or can I trade it for an axe?
Don’t worry @KittySprinkles, I wouldn’t hurt you with the axe.
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/giphy "the lady or the tiger"
@f00l @mfladd
I’ll take the tiger…
@f00l I’ll take the sparkles.
Why aren’t you filing a complaint?
They put junk in the shipping box instead of sending valuable Texas Air.
@mfladd That was absolutely inspired! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for the most creative thread I’ve read today.
@ruouttaurmind @mfladd, inspiring.
@KittySprinkles
@KittySprinkles Actually I should have used this one.
pffft. (who is this bitch?)
@mfladd
I think it counts as a fuck up.
I bought one box of tattoo jewelry containing 70 fake tats off Morningsave for a birthday present. I received ten boxes for 700 tattoos! I emailed and they said that was correct. I gave my friend all of them and she loved it.
/image jewelry tattoo
Did you order it on a Tuesday???
Not to worry, you can hang on to it. The only stipulation is that you have to tell five strangers about the site. Well, strangers or friends. But who has time for those?
I tried to exchange it for an axe, but I don’t have the codes to @moose armory yet. I guess that’s a week 2 thing.
@woodhouse Your pulling my chain? (how about 3 people? I don’t really have even that may friends, but I’ll try.)
Thanks! But you didn’t answer the what happened question - on second thought don’t. I want to pretend something nice happened in 2017 on purpose
@mfladd I think it’s best off leaving the mystery alive on this one.
Also, I haven’t found door number 2. People keep telling me there’s cool stuff behind it, but I can’t find it. Maybe in the warehouse somewhere.
@woodhouse Ya, I would leave well enough alone if I were you. You never know what you might find.
@woodhouse @mfladd maybe you should tell people about Morning Save… Not Morningstar.
@mfladd I am convinced that the warehouse is where the upside-down is.
@mfladd I have no way to verify that you actually told people. Honor system!
@RiotDemon I wasn’t gonna say anything
@RiotDemon @Woodhouse Hahahahahaha (actually laughed out loud) I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT!
In my defense, it wouldn’t be one of my threads if I didn’t fuck up something.
@woodhouse You will learn that taking shots at me is quite easy. It’s what you will get back that is hard.
@RiotDemon That is the perfect gif. (for some reason I have always loved that one - ok, it’s Alicia Silverstone)
@mfladd that’s what he said.
@mfladd I expect and welcome any reciprocation for any teasing that I do, don’t worry.
@mfladd maybe you have the need to use a wok for vegetarian meat. Morningstar farms makes the only edible veggie burgers
@mfladd
Awwww that’s so cuuuute!
@CaptAmehrican Ack! I only feed those things to my kids.
Wait wait wait… @mfladd you only have a few friends?? Bitch,
And @woodhouse don’t worry about how hard he’ll come at you
@KittySprinkles
@KittySprinkles
That’s what struck you?
@mfladd - You have friends? Wait a second… What’s your definition of ‘friend’?
@KittySprinkles @mfladd
@mfladd
@woodhouse You missed the good ole days we use to have. Now she can barely post a gif correctly. She might find her lost skillz behind door #2.
@KittySprinkles Ha, I ninja edited. You are getting slow in your old age, bitch!
@mfladd Says the dumbass who had to edit because he couldn’t even get tagging someone right…
@mfladd @KittySprinkles
@KittySprinkles
Awwww. He’s so darling.
Oooooh, @mfladd! @mfladd!
Look this way! Over here!
@PlacidPenguin @mfladd @KittySprinkles
/giphy popcorn
@woodhouse
I think @mfladd could really use some Texas Air.
@f00l Texas air is a hot commodity!
@f00l
Isn’t he already full of hot air?
(I don’t like idioms.)
@KittySprinkles
@PlacidPenguin
@mfladd @KittySprinkles
@mfladd
@mfladd
Tell you what.
Mebbe someday @KittySprinkles and @PlacidPenguin and I will let you “win”.
@f00l
I’d sooner read Archie than let @mfladd win.
OK… Maybe not that extreme.
I’d sooner visit Texas than let…
Nope. Still extreme.
I’d sooner…
Hmmm…
I’ll figure this out later.
Point is - I won’t willingly let @mfladd win.
@PlacidPenguin
I have to go shower and wash the @KittySprinkle stink off. You kids go run along and play. I’ll be back later to spank you.
@f00l
@f00l
@mfladd, @KittySprinkles, And the award for most gifs in a single thread goes to…
@mfladd
@ruouttaurmind @mfladd @KittySprinkles
/giphy long tongue wagging
@mfladd
Hi!
@PlacidPenguin Yikes!
@PlacidPenguin
Or, more importantly to me…
@mfladd I do have a weakness for gingers…
@mfladd perhaps you should find someone with a split tongue.
/giphy split tongue
@woodhouse hey when are you guys going to answer my halp request sent Wednesday morning about my empty box fuko? Hmm…service seems faster starting a thread LOL
@RiotDemon That gif is gross
@ruouttaurmind Me too!
@RiotDemon
And you can scissor. Who knew?
@Kidsandliz I’ll check on this tomorrow. You haven’t been forgotten about, don’t worry!
@woodhouse I knew with the weekend here nothing would happen. I was mostly giving you a hard time since this thread’s customer support question got answered before mine… so joking about starting a tread instead of what I had done (eg email). No worries.
@woodhouse If we didn’t send an email about broken meh mugs in our fukos, will you still check in the morning
@mikibell I just checked, and it looks like you didn’t send an email about it. Case closed.
Full disclosure: I didn’t actually check.
Fuller disclosure: I can actually check if you were serious.
Fullest disclosure: I probably still can’t do anything about it until tomorrow.
@woodhouse @mikibell
So… Who do we complain to if we didn’t send an email complaining about something which we didn’t get not being in the condition in which we would have wanted it if we had actually gotten it?
@PlacidPenguin Leonardo DiCaprio? He’s good at the alternate timeline stuff.