Do you have unopened Meh merchandise?

PooltoyWolf thought this was worth mentioning said

Unwanted/unneeded stuff from IRKs doesn’t count. Do you have actual purchases from Meh that you either forgot about, just haven’t gotten around to needing yet, or otherwise have not opened? I’m just curious. Ironically, both of the things I have yet to unpack are inflatable: a giant pool float with Bluetooth speakers and power bank built-in from a few years back, and more recently, a big inflatable unicorn ring. Go figure. (That reminds me, I have two new blow up buddies I should make a thread about soon, for those of you who like seeing them!)