i don’t ‘lift’ and i’ve never been to a gym. however my partner does affectionately/amazedly refer to me as an ox at regular intervals because as long as it’s on my back/shoulders i can carry a LOT of weight.
perhaps ironically my ability to lift so much is borne of pure laziness - i’ll do anything to cut the amount of trips up and down several very narrow twisty stairs to our 3rd floor apartment to 1.
I did on and off then I would quit via self doubt. The last time I did was when I was with American Top Team before I moved 4 years ago (max around 200ish lbs). Now the only time I “lift” anything is at work - anywhere from 40-60 pounds in the retail stockroom.
Does lifting packages at work count?
Yes. I lift 1 lb weights.
@daveinwarsh I fully support wrist curls
Flabby is sexy.
@shahnm That’s what I keep telling myself too, but nobody else seems to believe me.
@Dweezle I believe you, @Dweezle. I believe you.
/giphy believe
My job requires lifting, so yes.
Sometimes I take the lift.
12 oz curls
@spacemart Pints are better
I’ll definitely get on that. Any day now.
I thought the muscle-bound douche line of choice was “Do you even lift, BRO?”
@dhaver1
@MagnaVis “dost” thou, please sir.
i don’t ‘lift’ and i’ve never been to a gym. however my partner does affectionately/amazedly refer to me as an ox at regular intervals because as long as it’s on my back/shoulders i can carry a LOT of weight.
perhaps ironically my ability to lift so much is borne of pure laziness - i’ll do anything to cut the amount of trips up and down several very narrow twisty stairs to our 3rd floor apartment to 1.
I don’t lift in the gym, but my job involves occasionally manhandling 100 lb chunks of metal into position
@cspwal Are you in IT too?! Servers are heavy, dawg.
I did on and off then I would quit via self doubt. The last time I did was when I was with American Top Team before I moved 4 years ago (max around 200ish lbs). Now the only time I “lift” anything is at work - anywhere from 40-60 pounds in the retail stockroom.
I had to quit lifting…too many women hitting on me.
@The_senator I know, right? As a married man, I had to let myself go for the sake of our marriage. Ladies be thirsty!
More flab then ab atm thanks for reminding me!!