Do Our Work For Us - Naming contest

JonT thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 3:54pm ET

At some point in the near to distant future we’re going to be having events where we sell something and when that thing sells out we sell something else, like a relay race where they hand off that baton thing but the baton thing is a piece of crap we're selling.

The problem is we can’t think of a good name - Mehxtravaganza is too hard to say and stupid, so don't suggest that.

Another problem is that we’re lazy, old, and sleepy so we figured hell, why not just make you do all the hard work?

Submit your ideas for what we should call this thing, vote on your favorites and we'll pick the one we like.

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adastra said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 3:59pm ET:

A meh-rathon?

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- Let's be honest. We have our winner right here.
  
  dfwhokie said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:09pm ET
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- a meh-rathon, or 'mehrithon? it would seem more patriotic.
  
  marklog said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:16pm ET
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- @saramwrap So good. First comment, winner.
  
  HELLOALICE said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 8:24pm ET
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Bingo said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:00pm ET:

In that other thread where this came up I suggested it be called 'A Day Of Mehxcess"

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phonorad said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:02pm ET:

How about a (Meh)scapade?

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JohnnyPDX said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:04pm ET:

MehPalooza?

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oppodude said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:04pm ET:

Meh-ny sales
A whole lot of meh

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dis_member said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:05pm ET:

Ambivalanche

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- This.
  
  Johnbobmassena said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:43pm ET
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JerseyFrank said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:06pm ET:

Product Mehxspo

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TheAlmighty1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:07pm ET:

schadenfreude - pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. This word is taken from the German language. The literal English translation is 'Harm-Joy'.

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- schadenfreude.com. someone call Larry, it looks like mediocre has their new experiment.
  
  marklog said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:18pm ET
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- plaatsvervangende schaamte - Feeling a sense of shame on behalf of someone else, usually for someone who seems oblivious to his failure
  
  spacezorro said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:22pm ET
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- @spacezorro Can you please sign off from all of your posts with SZ ?
  
  TheAlmighty1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:12pm ET
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- @TheAlmighty1 Possibly --SZ
  
  spacezorro said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:11pm ET
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- What did Joy ever do to anyone?
  
  splat said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 12:05am ET
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mofunz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:08pm ET:

Maxi-meh-m Overdrive!

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mofunz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:09pm ET:

(Meh)ta Meh.

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mofunz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:09pm ET:

Mini-Me(h)

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dazzla said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:11pm ET:

Meh O'Potamia

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Drockenator said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:13pm ET:

Mehga Sale

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- MehgaMart MehgaSale
  
  stevekirks said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:32pm ET
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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:14pm ET:

Circle of Meh?

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- seems creepy. seems infinite.
  
  jared said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 7:11pm ET
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marklog said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:14pm ET:

meh-sterbation.

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- sorry, wrong thread.
  
  marklog said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:14pm ET
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- Prices so low you'll scream?!?
  
  unoriginal26 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:16pm ET
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- may scream already.
  
  jared said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 7:13pm ET
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capguncowboy said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:14pm ET:

in the spirit of Meh, "Who-Cares-A-Thon" would be suiting

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unoriginal26 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:14pm ET:

M.E.H.-Day

Much.Exceptional.Hopelessness

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:15pm ET:

I suppose we can't call it a Woot-Off, huh?

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- Or a Meh-Off, I guess...
  
  adastra said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:16pm ET
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- No, but we could call it a jack-off. Then the shirt "detour" could be a circle-jerk.
  
  jzmacdaddy said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 9:20pm ET
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kasona said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:16pm ET:

A meh geddon

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Thumperchick said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:19pm ET:

Meh-dness

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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:20pm ET:

Mehthora
Mehxcess
Mehgasm
MegaMeh
Mehslposion
Mehxperiement

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schmerbert said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:20pm ET:

Double Wham-meh!

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spacezorro said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:20pm ET:

Mehth Cook

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- or "Mehth Cookout"
  
  spacezorro said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:27pm ET
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mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:21pm ET:

ExperiMehntal Explosion

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- ExperiMehntal Blowout
  
  mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:45pm ET
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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:22pm ET:

Eternal Sunshine of the Endless Meh.

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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:22pm ET:

Mehcca

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badmnky said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:23pm ET:

Mehlitany (Meh-Litany) seems appropriate for a litany of Meh.

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:24pm ET:

Mehception (a MEH in a MEH...)

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:26pm ET:

Meh-nstration?

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- Sorry. Just...sorry.
  
  DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:27pm ET
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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:26pm ET:

Kamehkaze

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thrashsoundly said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:28pm ET:

Meh-Day!!!! We're all going down...

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- A Meh Day sale would be nice.
  
  barnabee said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:57pm ET
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Ryaneil said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:28pm ET:

QAP! meh.
QAP- Quick As Possible

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- pronounced... cwap? This has mehrit.
  
  marklog said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:39pm ET
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- QAP! should be an excited and exuberant styling followed by an unimpressed meh.
  
  Ryaneil said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:40pm ET
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- @marklog CWAP it is:)
  
  Ryaneil said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:43pm ET
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mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:42pm ET:

A Deal Mehxpress

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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:44pm ET:

Mehxt! (next...as in next item...ah, nevermind)

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AnotherHiggins said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:46pm ET:

Meh-dy Or Not Here Comes The Crap

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tracergod said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:51pm ET:

"EMT Sale" - Empty Meh Truck Sale
"WMD Sale" - Work Meh Decline Sale

"E=MC Off" - Empty = Meh Crap Off (we're too meh to square it)

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ConAndLibrarian said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:57pm ET:

The Day of Apathy Sale

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Raider said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:58pm ET:

A Meh-out.

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:10pm ET:

The Sale of Indifference.

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:13pm ET:

A Rutledge Fund-O-Thon?

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studerc said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:16pm ET:

How about we just call it the shit-show. No puns, not clever, just what it is.

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- I'm with you on the puns, but SHITSTORM sounds cooler to me.
  
  Homechicken said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 1:29pm ET
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mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:17pm ET:

Mehry-Go-Round

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anktaggrwl said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:19pm ET:

eh.

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- and if that sells out the next one is called h
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Aug 1st 2014 at 1:21pm ET
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mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:21pm ET:

ImMehculate Concessions

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:24pm ET:

Big Fat Honkin' Meh.

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DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:31pm ET:

Meh-rathon seems solidly in the lead, so I'm gonna stop making up names. However, I do think that if/when you guys offer up a Bag of Meh the place people who didn't get one can go and complain should be f.meh.com :)

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- I take pride in making other people lose hope.
  
  adastra said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:40pm ET
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- Meh. ;)
  
  DarthJay said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:41pm ET
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- ha! I really like the idea of the f.meh.com domain. @dave, can't you do something creative-y with that?
  
  marklog said Fri, Aug 1st 2014 at 1:24pm ET
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- f.meh.com sounds like the perfect place for the forums
  
  Kleineleh said Fri, Aug 1st 2014 at 1:49pm ET
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- or just an email domain: gratuitousorderconfirmation@f.meh.com, support@f.meh.com...
  
  Kleineleh said Fri, Aug 1st 2014 at 1:55pm ET
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lcastil1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:34pm ET:

How about a Jack-Meh-Off instead of the familiar w00t off?

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- This could work if you name the Cool Troll Jack!
  
  lcastil1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:08pm ET
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lcastil1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:36pm ET:

I know...I know...dumpin Meh-rde!

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lcastil1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:47pm ET:

Meh-serable sale

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dinko said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:50pm ET:

x-mehs

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lcastil1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:58pm ET:

A-meh-zon time!

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BillLehecka said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:58pm ET:

Mehriad of Deals

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lcastil1 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:59pm ET:

Meh-lancholy Crap

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BillLehecka said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:59pm ET:

Meh-rathon.... Has already been submitted... Ugh.

No seriously, Ugh. 3 letters like Meh, but now you have to be here all day. How did I feel when I had to go through a Woot-Off? Ugh.

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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:00pm ET:

The Mehstache (like a stash of meh)

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mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:01pm ET:

Mediocre Mehricale

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BillLehecka said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:03pm ET:

Whatever...

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SeaSid said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:04pm ET:

Meh Part Duh

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Jondaniel said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:09pm ET:

Buyer's Remorse.

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curtise said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:15pm ET:

The Con-meh-yor Belt sale.

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jaybird said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:15pm ET:

meh meh

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Doooood said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:24pm ET:

Aside from all the other good suggestions, it could be called a Meh Fest, or meh-fest (all lower case seems fitting, actually), mehfest, or even mehfestoff.

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jonmierow said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:32pm ET:

In the spirit of 'meh' then wouldn't the next step be 'bleh'?

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AnotherHiggins said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:38pm ET:

shrug-a-thon

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Ignorant said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:55pm ET:

humdrum
mehday
Ugh
meh's monotony

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- I see @BillLehecka already suggested Ugh.
  
  Ignorant said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:59pm ET
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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:20pm ET:

Mehnopoly

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mrtravis said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:37pm ET:

How about: Lame-a-thon

Or a "Lame off" to sound like some other site.

Lastly a combo: Meh's Lame-a-thon lame off

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Consigliare said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:43pm ET:

Whatever.
A more enthusiastic "Meh." that takes a little more work to get out.

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wifejuicepickle said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:46pm ET:

I love the Meh-rde idea submitted by previous poster (too lazy to scroll up & find his/her name). Or "Much Meh-rde".

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patti said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:55pm ET:

I'm going with Mehlanomad because it's completely nonsensical and quite frankly we all know the first entry won.

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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:58pm ET:

Mehltdown

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- Damn I'm good
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:58pm ET
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chicky said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 8:30pm ET:

Random Circus of Meh

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yugoiygiybiob said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:24pm ET:

Meh-ja vu

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- Literally Meh deal Déjà vu...
  
  yugoiygiybiob said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:28pm ET
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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:43pm ET:

The more I think of it, the more awesome my idea becomes. I wish I could star it another time!
Mehrathon is pretty good, but here are some reasons Mehltdown is better:
1) It's only 2 syllables; easier to make a clever jingle with!
2) The theme is easy; banner could read "It's a Mehltdown!" and have a mushroom cloud with "meh" in it. The percent remaining could be styled as a temperature gauge. "We have too many crappy items to sell, so we're having a Mehltdown!"
3) Marathons are tedious and boring. Meltdowns indicate imminent danger and excitement. 'splosions!

What a great idea. Self high-five!

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- I think a meh-rathon implies the sale will keep going, whereas a mehltdown sounds like they're headed for failure... or overheated servers.
  
  adastra said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:18pm ET
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- @saramwrap Then mehltdown is more accurate.
  
  patti said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:23pm ET
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- and what...they have images of runners going towards a finish line? Or people standing by the phones for donations? Nah...'splosions!
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:23pm ET
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- @patti Server mehltdowns seem like the hallmark of that other site. Meh perseveres.
  
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taternuggets said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:44pm ET:

Mehxtras.

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- Mehftovers
  
  medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:52pm ET
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mediobarkre said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:48pm ET:

Mehgalomania!

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katylava said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:13pm ET:

sMEHgasbord

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jbhopkins said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:17pm ET:

A Hot Mehs.

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- I wish I could star this twice.
  
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- I thought of a big mehs but I like yours better
  
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medz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:49pm ET:

The Mehckoning

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Thumperchick said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:56pm ET:

Mehstivle

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Thumperchick said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 10:57pm ET:

Mehssing Around

♫ We're just mehssin around. Tryin to sell all this crap on the ground. ♪

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ScotD said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 11:59pm ET:

Mehnotony (F5)

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LittleLulu said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 12:12am ET:

How about Garbage Sale (as opposed to a garage sale)?

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caffeine_dude said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 8:45am ET:

Meh-Up
Meh-odramatic
Meh-moth
meh-afest alt spelling meh-ifest

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katylava said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 9:44am ET:

Rollercoaster of Meh

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Ryaneil said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 11:10am ET:

meh ULTRA! Marathons are for wimps

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pwinn said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 11:58am ET:

"Whatever"

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medz said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 12:07pm ET:

meharrhea

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pitamuffin said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 12:07pm ET:

Crazy Mel's Mega F5 Melee. He's cray-zee!!

You know, in the spirit of the crazy late-night pitchmen you see on TV. You'd need your own Crazy Mel to scream at us, but I bet you could come up with that.

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donnameh said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 7:57pm ET:

The Second Circle of Meh.

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fractalVisionz said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 4:20am ET:
- Meh, then maybe some more meh.
- Multi-meh
- Meh. Meh. Meh.
- Meh relay race
- Why more? meh.
- Eh
- a (can't be bothered to type more)
- mehv-on
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Tiamat114 said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 12:18pm ET:

Meh along, nothing to see here.

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Superman said Sat, Jul 12th 2014 at 12:02pm ET:

Meh Light Special

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melwin said Sat, Jul 12th 2014 at 9:24pm ET:

Call it what you will, I will call it a fuck off.

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phatmass said Thu, Jul 17th 2014 at 10:14pm ET:

Mehxican Flea Market

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Thumperchick said Fri, Jul 18th 2014 at 12:47am ET:

Mehlee.
-a confused fight, skirmish, or scuffle.
"several people were hurt in the melee"

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- I like this one.
  
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- It kind of fits.... cause we'd be Mehlee-ing the poor servers for Fukubukuros.. ^.^;
  
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- I like that it's a thing so we can say "it's a Mehlee" or "they're having a Mehlee" similar to Woot-Off.
  
  Most of these you can't do that.
  
  Ignorant said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 7:43pm ET
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ceagee said Fri, Jul 18th 2014 at 5:05am ET:

Irk's Smirks

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marklog said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 12:27pm ET:

Kuriaransuseru

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rockblossom said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 12:32pm ET:

ExCrapAganza
Mehfly (one day only!)

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- Note: Mayflies usually only live 2 -24 hours
  
  rockblossom said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 1:55pm ET
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nodnetni said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 3:16pm ET:

It is meh...hem

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- Kind of like mayhem - A state or situation of great confusion, disorder, trouble or destruction; chaos.
  
  nodnetni said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 4:43pm ET
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- I still like mine the best :)
  
  nodnetni said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 4:13pm ET
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- Mediocre Meh, Hem is right on.
  
  caffeine_dude said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 8:16am ET
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WaltC said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 4:29pm ET:

Mountains-of-meh, Piles-of-meh,
Barrels-of-meh, Scads-of-meh, Mounds-of-meh,
A-mishmash-of-meh, A-mess-of-meh,
mehathon {I think that's a repeat, but I like it},
meh-a-minute, meh-a-million, neverending-meh,
mehgatron,
...

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- Mehnagerie, ...
  
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Starblind said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 4:48pm ET:

Mehnonite Barn Raising.

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DaveInSoCal said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 10:10pm ET:

Has anyone suggested mehvent yet?

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HDT said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 10:52pm ET:

Joon

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phatmass said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 11:06pm ET:

It shouldn't have meh in the name. That's dumb.

You want the name to at least hint at the fact that you are selling junk. Mehrathon or Ambivalanche do not do that.

It should be called either a CRAP-A-THON or a SELL-A-THONG.

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  nealrap said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 3:38am ET
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phatmass said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 11:21pm ET:

Happy Ending Blowout

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Zankabo said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 11:24pm ET:

"You don't want this sale"

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- This is not the sale you are looking for
  
  bluedyn said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 8:51am ET
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somf69 said Fri, Jul 25th 2014 at 11:52pm ET:

Fuku-off!

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DaveInSoCal said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 12:08am ET:

Everyone can stop now. It's going to be called "Dumpster Day."

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Mikehsk said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 4:36am ET:

Mehthellaneous Madness

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adrian139 said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 9:12am ET:

Mehstival

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WaltC said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 10:45am ET:

ArMEHgeddon
{Spoken in your favorite pirate voice-- as in Arrr-meh-geddon all that I can}

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kdemo said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 11:24am ET:

MoMeh (Myriad offers from Meh)
BLT (Buy lots of these)
DOUBTS (Don't buy this stuff [almost])
WC (Who cares?)

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iRattus said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 11:50am ET:

The Book of More Meh

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iRattus said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 11:53am ET:

Irk Off?
Circle Irk??

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opello said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 11:55am ET:

MehMeh
Lame, yes, but it's my contribution.

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WaltC said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 12:38pm ET:

Déjà Meh {French-- already meh},
Otro Meh {Spanish-- another meh},
Groundhog's day {meh}

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WaltC said Sat, Jul 26th 2014 at 12:41pm ET:

Mehday {listed above by somebody else-- it's starting to grow on me-- any day of the week can be Mehday}

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marklog said Mon, Jul 28th 2014 at 1:46pm ET:

'We Broke Our Prime Directive' Day
One item per day. That's it. For Real. I Mean It. Except for today because we have revenue forecasts to hit and one item per day really is tough to sell to investors.

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parodymandotcom said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 10:27am ET:

Craptasticon

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  bluedyn said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 7:52pm ET
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jjohns71 said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 5:13pm ET:

Jack Mehoff!

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readnj said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 5:34pm ET:

A mediocre mehrathon

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theoneill555 said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 8:00pm ET:

A Plethora of meh

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Timlat said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 8:02pm ET:

Mehdness mania

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Timlat said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 8:03pm ET:

MEHgathon

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parodymandotcom said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 11:00am ET:

Mehry-go-round

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- Whoops, I see this one has already been done. Give all your votes and love to the other one.
  
  parodymandotcom said Mon, Aug 4th 2014 at 8:08am ET
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kathologist said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 11:08am ET:

OriMehntal Express

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medz said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 11:10am ET:

Phantom Mehnance

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- I vote for this because it is the worst thing in the world.
  
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DieHard said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 11:11am ET:

Too much effort. I'm going with "shh"
3 letters
And as in, "shh, I'm selling stuff"

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phatmass said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 12:29pm ET:

My favorites so far are:

Who-cares-a-thon
Crap-a-thon
Craptasticon
So stupid sale
Baby arm

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baseba4551 said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 12:56pm ET:

mehpple
done, you're welcome.

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Teripie said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 1:53pm ET:

Is this a thing yet?

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- it's not. i suspect we will learn the name when the first one hits us
  
  marklog said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 2:33pm ET
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- ^ He knows what's up.
  
  JonT said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 2:40pm ET
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- It's totally Mehlee.
  
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parodymandotcom said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 6:53pm ET:

Mediocre Mayhem

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parodymandotcom said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 7:49pm ET:

Or Mediocre Madness

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APStephens said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 11:40pm ET:

"whatever", "wootever", "dust off", "meh-nitary gain", fun-raiser"....all I've got so far.

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cercopithecoid said Wed, Jul 30th 2014 at 11:54pm ET:

Buy this thing you don't really want so that the next thing can come up sooner, which is something you may really want.

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editorkid said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 12:22am ET:

Mehja Vu.

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Grimskull89 said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 12:54am ET:

Perhaps now would be the time to abuse the idea of yew? (meh upside down)

wey-jjo? (meh-off)
jjo-yew?

Or uhh... continue the use of Japanese culture, and use Shōgatsu (正月) (Japanese New Year's Day) I figure its a nice tie in for the Fukubukuro -- unless the name changes for those, but I guess thats a different thread entirely :P

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brandon said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 7:51am ET:

Call it a Jessica. Because goddamn if one Jessica doesn't lead to another

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brandon said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 7:54am ET:

Call it a FFMMLL - Fast, Free-for-All Meh Merchandise Liquidation, Live! Or just FML and go with Fast Meh Liquidation

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parodymandotcom said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 7:25pm ET:

It's Raining Meh.

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trlenoir said Thu, Jul 31st 2014 at 8:06pm ET:

meh-ny
Meh free day

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phatmass said Fri, Aug 1st 2014 at 2:29pm ET:

You should sell naming rights to it. For example, "Meh Sale presented by Shiner Bock" -or- "Delta Air Lines American Express Credit Card Sale". Why avoid the inevitable of Meh selling out for millions of dollars a few years from now--followed shortly by the third rendition of an awesome deal-a-day site?

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- Meh-ing Off Alone Again, Sponsored by Fleshlight(tm)
  
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Kidsandliz said Fri, Aug 1st 2014 at 9:31pm ET:

Meh-o-mania
Ching Mehching
Mehching ching

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razzler6907 said Sat, Aug 2nd 2014 at 1:05am ET:

A meh-lay

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wilstev said Mon, Aug 4th 2014 at 1:16am ET:

my suggestions (quick find hadn't turned them up, sorry if they are dupes, curse you smart/quick people with armehgeddon):

mehquidation
mehsplosion
ermehgerd, there's a flash sale going on!

(I surrender)

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thardesty said Mon, Aug 4th 2014 at 10:54am ET:

Mehk-it-rain

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editorkid said Mon, Aug 4th 2014 at 3:21pm ET:

Mehja Vu.

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kdemo said Mon, Aug 4th 2014 at 4:19pm ET:

Whatever you call it, could you do it on a weekend? Some of us gub'ment workers have our internet use monitored.

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- Isn't that what cell phones are for? ;)
  
  thardesty said Tue, Aug 5th 2014 at 10:02am ET
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- Unless you work in a building with weak signals.
  
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editorkid said Tue, Aug 5th 2014 at 12:30am ET:

Shit You've Already Seen At Prices You've Already Seen

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mediobarkre said Tue, Aug 5th 2014 at 12:55am ET:

Mehlaise

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rrapnek said Tue, Aug 5th 2014 at 10:20am ET:

More Useless Stuff Than You Needed, Until Today!
MUSTY NUT!

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jmhsrv said Thu, Aug 14th 2014 at 1:49pm ET:

Meh-Nah-Meh-Nah Then you could integrate this song and replace menamanah with meh-nah-meh-nah

Meh-nah-Meh-Nah

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mydrivec said Fri, Aug 15th 2014 at 12:50am ET:

One flaw in your Meh plan...you have been SOOO Meh, that I believe you have only sold out of one item. A Mehrathon is useless if you can't sell out of the first item. :)

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RedHot said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 1:49pm ET:

Mehjaculation? No, Mehsterbation

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jseay65 said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 2:45pm ET:

When we purge our household of worthless junk nobody wants, we call it Garbage Day.

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yahsah15 said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 8:07pm ET:

Striquemeh
Mehstrique?

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HELLOALICE said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 8:23pm ET:

Mehlee was what I thought of, but it's been posted. It's like Meh-relay, but also like melee, which is what'll happen as people crash the site checking to see what's up.

Mehrathon is awesome.

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ACraigL said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 9:32pm ET:

Mehscalator
Mehstake
Mehterially the Same
Mehstanvaganza
Apathetinomicron

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renoirsucks said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 10:05pm ET:

Upcomehing.
Meh-dley relay.
Karmeh.
Reincarmehtion.

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bullrocky said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 10:07pm ET:

mehbe yes, mehbe no
more meh
something mehxtra
meh 2.0

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yahsah15 said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 10:19pm ET:

Mehgameh

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- @YahSah15 Mehgahmeh
  
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Kevin said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 10:28pm ET:

The "Shut up and just buy this dumb shit" event.

The "No You Won't Get A Fuku Bag" sales extravaganza .

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derek17j said Thu, Jan 15th 2015 at 10:35pm ET:

Meh, like a lot.

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jseay65 said Fri, Jan 16th 2015 at 12:25am ET:

I've got it... how about Mehxtravaganza???

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Alien said Fri, Jan 16th 2015 at 1:07am ET:

Bob.

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communist said Fri, Jan 16th 2015 at 1:45am ET:

Just call it the
MEH-off

its not like you are copying anyone else seeing as you inventing this idea

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walarney said Fri, Jan 16th 2015 at 8:23pm ET:

Ambivalanche is good. Maybe too good, too slick for the likes of this place. But it also doesn't evoke quite the sense of chaos I'd expect from the event. Has anyone suggested "mehnado" yet? It has the added benefit of sounding like that weird soup.

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adastra said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 7:58am ET:

The more I've considered it, the more I think calling it a "fuck-off" would be awesome on many levels.

But if you selected "mehrathon," could I come to Texas and ring the bell on first opening? I'll bring confetti.

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mehmeyousweet said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 8:04am ET:

Approaching Critical Enui

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mehmeyousweet said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 8:04am ET:

Sighedwalk Sale

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mehmeyousweet said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 8:05am ET:

Stuporendous Sale

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mehmeyousweet said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 8:06am ET:

Driver-Free Farmers Mehket

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mehmeyousweet said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 8:07am ET:

Nothing Off Sale

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mehmeyousweet said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 8:11am ET:

A Dribble of Mehdiocrity

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chr said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 11:27am ET:

noonereadsmyposts,so,meh

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potestasx said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 6:10pm ET:

Mêhlée

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misslula said Sat, Jan 17th 2015 at 9:24pm ET:

Mweh

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mediocrelab said Sun, Jan 18th 2015 at 1:51am ET:

GroundIrk Day

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- Until the whole world buy something and clear out the meh warehouse.
  
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mediobarkre said Thu, Jan 22nd 2015 at 12:45pm ET:

DisseMehnation

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Cloudscout said Thu, Jan 22nd 2015 at 4:37pm ET:

Mehnia

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WTFhqwhgads said Fri, Jan 23rd 2015 at 8:06pm ET:

Bronze Box Deal

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ilovereality said Fri, Jan 23rd 2015 at 8:24pm ET:

"Next Meh Up!" (Like "next man up" and yeah - I know - i you have to explain it....)

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Pony said Sat, Jan 24th 2015 at 8:49am ET:

Suckerfest.

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Hades said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 5:34pm ET:

Meh On !

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kadagan said Mon, Feb 2nd 2015 at 5:46pm ET:

Since you have so many speaker docks, and had those Beats by Dre headphones.. How about you call it a "Beat-Off"? (it's all about the music!)

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kdemo said Wed, Sep 23rd 2015 at 11:34pm ET:

Shameless bump. Wonder if this thing is on the horizon?

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- @medz sounds legit
  
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- @medz - I'm gonna need a copy of your calendar - wait - are you saying it's like @studerc's prize and it gets postponed every time it's mentioned? Touché.
  
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- @KDemo stupid fucking "prize" haha
  
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connorbush said Fri, Sep 25th 2015 at 10:01pm ET:

It shall be called. Meh-knee items for sale in succession.

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MediocreGuy said Sun, Jan 17th 2016 at 12:18pm ET:

I'm am little late to the party and I'm not going to read all 100+ posts but what about "Perpetual Disapoint-Meh-t". Meh-rathon is still the easies to say.

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