Do Our Work For Us - Naming contest

JonT thought this was worth mentioning said
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At some point in the near to distant future we’re going to be having events where we sell something and when that thing sells out we sell something else, like a relay race where they hand off that baton thing but the baton thing is a piece of crap we're selling.

The problem is we can’t think of a good name - Mehxtravaganza is too hard to say and stupid, so don't suggest that.

Another problem is that we’re lazy, old, and sleepy so we figured hell, why not just make you do all the hard work?

Submit your ideas for what we should call this thing, vote on your favorites and we'll pick the one we like.