@Ignorant@sammydog01@therealjrn You guys are cruel. It’s right there, all you have to do is hold the ████ key while pressing ███ and ███ at the same time.
So I actually checked on this because I read into @Cythwulf’s comment. We had a little discussion about it, apparently at first it was a coupon for everyone but me
I really didn’t need those knives, but I was going to buy them for the gift stash just because a coupon was made by my action.
But then I had to work really late, and before I knew it it was vmp last call and the coupon was expired, so I didn’t use it, and that’s the lame story of how I knew the coupon worked but didn’t use it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OK fine so I am going to make only half of
@Cythwulf so now are you happy with only a half comment?
@Kidsandliz I am, Thanks!
@Cythwulf You didn’t star it. Must be fake happiness… (grin)
@Kidsandliz you get a star, you get a star, everybody gets a star!
/giphy Oprah
@Kidsandliz Oops. My bad.
@Cythwulf Forgiven.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING RANDOM COUPON COMBINATIONS AND NOTHING WORKS!
@sammydog01 I went to the original and it is blacked out there too. Maybe that is the code - everything blacked out.
@Kidsandliz I couldn’t figure out how to do a blacked out box on my computer. I tried.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@sammydog01 ██ ████ ████ ████ █
@therealjrn HOW DID YOU DO THAT? IS IT MAGIC?
@sammydog01 IT IS MAGIC! OR MAYBE I COPY/PASTED FROM THE INTERNET.
I CAN’T USE THIS CODE ON MORNINGSAVE DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE A PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN CALL YOU???
@therealjrn THIS COMPANY IS A SCAM!!!
@Ignorant @therealjrn It’s only a scam if you aren’t underwhelmed.
Hey @djslack what was the coupon code you wrote? WE NEED TO KNOW!
@sammydog01 ███████
*this coupon code has expired
@Ignorant I CANT’ FIND THAT KEY ON MY KEYBOARD!
@sammydog01
███████ ██ ████?
@sammydog01 look next to the M key
@Ignorant There’s an N key there. And a comma. Do I have the cheap keyboard? I WANT THE GOOD KEYBOARD!
@sammydog01 check under the M key
@Ignorant ROTFLMAO
@Ignorant @sammydog01 Okay, so I took the M key out and there was nothing under there.
@Ignorant @therealjrn Not even crumbs? I’m pretty sure there are crumbs under mine
@sammydog01 @therealjrn might need to go further down
@sammydog01 Yeah, some crumbs and cat dander. Hey @Ignorant are those boxes made from cat dander?
@Ignorant There’s a spacebar under the M key. Is there really a black box key or are you just wasting my time?
@sammydog01 @therealjrn digitized cat dander yes. Collect the dander and place it in the CD drive to digitize it.
@sammydog01
@Ignorant @sammydog01 @therealjrn You guys are cruel. It’s right there, all you have to do is hold the ████ key while pressing ███ and ███ at the same time.
@Ignorant And I could have been watching a box with a banana on Woot all this time instead.
@Ignorant @sammydog01 You want to see a banana? Sounds like a job for @mfladd.
@cinoclav @Ignorant @therealjrn
it’s already expired folks.
@carl669 I didn’t want those stupid bowls anyway.
@carl669 Yeah. The coupon was good for that day only.
So I actually checked on this because I read into @Cythwulf’s comment. We had a little discussion about it, apparently at first it was a coupon for everyone but me
I really didn’t need those knives, but I was going to buy them for the gift stash just because a coupon was made by my action.
But then I had to work really late, and before I knew it it was vmp last call and the coupon was expired, so I didn’t use it, and that’s the lame story of how I knew the coupon worked but didn’t use it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@djslack That’s a pretty sad coupon.
@djslack A 7.8% off coupon?
@cinoclav @sammydog01 but it was a coupon where none existed before, created just because I was being not so clever. That’s a win in my book.
@cinoclav @sammydog01 a little birdie gave me a tip: I have placed 226 orders in the Mediocre empire. So this coupon was all me!
I don’t know whether to be disappointed that I hadn’t placed 1000 orders, or to be concerned that I need to evaluate my shopping habits
@cinoclav @djslack @sammydog01 We know you’re 7.8% clever at least.
@therealjrn on a good day, depending on who you ask. I’ll take it!
@djslack But why that number?
@cinoclav because I haven’t bought my 227th thing yet?
/giphy 227
@cinoclav @djslack Can confirm.
If @djslack had placed that order in the screenshot above, we would have increased the coupon by $0.01
@cinoclav @Cythwulf wait, it was tied to my order total ongoing? That’s even cooler.
I feel super special today! Even if this all came out of me being kind of a jerk to that fella a while back, it turned into something neat.
@cinoclav @djslack Yup!
This is one of those moments where I wish you could see the genesis occur here in the office. It was a delight.
You should’ve pinged me. I’d have used it.